Stinking Airplanes

[Slyde 0]

We don't need no stinking airplanes. We already know how to fly. We ARE aviators for fuck sake.

Pilots are swimmers who stink up our space.

They should be turned down.

face down Ask your expert from HEADquarters.

If the flight crew is female, is it no longer a cockpit, but a box office?

pork r
eDo Onward

A Peace Prize within minutes of Bombing the Moon. Coincidence? "Beware the Military Industrial Complex." You GO Ike!

[yoink 321]

Put down the keyboard and step away from the computer.

This is your sanity calling.

[billvon 3,064]

>They should be turned down.

Like a bed? Perhaps they should be TUNED down. Or tuned in! Turn on, tune in, drop out, like Timothy Leary said. Think they have Timothy Leary at USPA headquarters? Think maybe he RUNS things now? Get him to fly a load for christ's sake!

CALL your USPA representative NOW and say "you can get anything you want at TIMOTHY'S restaurant." Then hang up. You know, if one person, just one person does it USPA may think he's really sick and they won't let him renew his membership. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both fascists and they won't let either one of them renew. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people calling up, saying that and hanging up, well, they may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I say fifty people a day calling USPA and asking for Timothy Leary, and friends they may thinks it's a _movement._

And that's what it is , the Timothy Leary anti-pilot pro-anti-Jay Stokes Movement, and all you got to do to join is call up USPA and ask em to dig up ol' Tim.

Got a dime?

[jverley 1]

You can get anything you want at Larry Hill's restaraunt (excepting service)....


You can get anything you waaaant at Larry Hill's restaraaaant.....!

John
Arizona Hiking Trails

[wmw999 2,527]

Here's another thread about stinking airplanes

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[pms07 3]

Thanks for the flashback...but I'm sitting here on the group W bench thinking there aren't enough people around that probably remember Arlo Guthrie counter-culture...much less Timothy Leary...to fully appreciate the reference. Still, made lots more sense than Slyde's recent contributions to this forum...

[ryoder 1,590]

This thread is useless without twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

I've got shovels and rakes and other implements of destruction.

Who's got a red VW microbus?

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[Pokerstar 0]

Let me get my tie-dye shirts, and I'll crank out the Grateful Dead!

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[CDRINF 1]

.....I MEAN, I MEAN, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I'm just sittin' here on the Group W bench, because you want to know if I'm moral enough to join USPA, pull low, base jump, and hook turn after doing a demo without a pro-rating.

[skydiverbry 0]

I'll bring the Kool-Aid

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D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

[pirana 0]

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Thanks for the flashback...but I'm sitting here on the group W bench thinking there aren't enough people around that probably remember Arlo Guthrie counter-culture...much less Timothy Leary...to fully appreciate the reference. Still, made lots more sense than Slyde's recent contributions to this forum...

I suppose the OP feels this is another case of blind American justice. Now where is that seeing eye dog?

" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

[pirana 0]

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I've got shovels and rakes and other implements of destruction.

Who's got a red VW microbus?

Good idea, because this pile of garbage might as well be moved over to where the other garbage is.

" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

[pirana 0]

Time to move on.

How about a pickle and a motorcycle?

" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

[councilman24 37]

It was Flavor-Aid, not Kool-Aid. Lets at least be authentic.

I'm old for my age.
Terry Urban
D-8631
FAA DPRE

[stratostar 5]

Uh no I had to pay 50 dollars and pack all the parachutes.

you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

[Slyde 0]

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... and all you got to do to join is call up USPA and ask em to dig up ol' Tim.

He's not dead. He's in Vegas looking into the building he'D just left.

And it costs a quarter now, old stew.
Ketch up.
m~

ittsy bitsy little d clung to the water spout

A Peace Prize within minutes of Bombing the Moon. Coincidence? "Beware the Military Industrial Complex." You GO Ike!

[skydave114 0]

I don't want a pickle.....

[Rick 67]

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I don't want a pickle.....

I just wat to ride my motorcycl................ to USPA headquqrters and talk to Timothy

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[Beachbum 0]

I was thinking he meant like "electric Kool-aid" ... in which case Kool-aid was correct ... I'm old enough to remember ... well, sorta remember ... ... are flashbacks really remembering???

As long as you are happy with yourself ... who cares what the rest of the world thinks?

[councilman24 37]

But with this OP Flavor-Aid may be more applicable.

I'm old for my age.
Terry Urban
D-8631
FAA DPRE

[pirana 0]

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I was thinking he meant like "electric Kool-aid" ... in which case Kool-aid was correct ... I'm old enough to remember ... well, sorta remember ... ... are flashbacks really remembering???

I think they are more like dreaming - a sort of out-of-body experience.

" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

[skydiverbry 0]

Sorry,my bust

Bry

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