mickey mouse feet under canopy

[pete683 0]

for some time now, i have been having a problem with my feet during my canopy decent. simply put, they get huge. sometimes my feet get so big i can't even see the ground. this has led to many off dz landings. as soon as i land, my feet are all of a sudden back to normal. something i can't understand is how my shoes stretch that much and return without damage. if any one else has experienced mickey mouse feet under canopy please let me know how to prevent it. thanks.

[dunesurfer 0]

Enjoy your mushrooms AFTER you skydive, not before

[JohnRich 4]

It's just the perspective of your feet being so close, while the ground is so far away. When you first open your canopy, your feet are big enough to cover a whole city block. Then as you descend, they shrink a little smaller to where you can stomp cars like Godzilla. As you are on final approach, they're barely big enough to squish whuffo spectators. And finally, as you arrive back home to mother earth, your feet are normal once again, capable of squashing only bugs, as usual.

[GLIDEANGLE 1]

Damn.... You must have a GREAT pharmacist!

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[councilman24 37]

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[Nutz 0]

Pete! Where the hell have you been? You gonna be out this weekend? (Bring some of those shrooms. )

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[billeisele 130]

just be glad you can even see your feet

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[ASTKU 1]

LOL!!! Dude, I am cracking up

[Andy0689 0]

You sure it's not this condition?

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