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chuckakers

OK, so who knows this clown

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Any word yet as to whether he has any USPA or DZ connections?



I think it's already clear that he had Mad Skillz and doesn't need any parachuter training.
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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"I picked a bad day to quit methamphedamines...." [:/]

I think the guy realized he botched it. Probably 1st thing he saw after the friendly local constabulatory dropped him off at the motel as a haphazard tipped canoe-ist was his face plastered on the cheap rabbit-eared 19" TV Screen! :o

Why not from then - just finish this up with some "flair"?! - All 19 pieces!! :D

Nobody noticed, he also had a red swingline in his pocket when picked up too, and that it didn't fool anybody, when he attempted his "suicide by cop" with it either?

LOL.
Yeah, I like the movie line references too, for sure! :P

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And to finish it off, he F'd up his own suicide. Wow, this guy can't do ANYTHING right.



He would have bled to death had the feds not reached him in time. Deep gash cut on his wrist. He was already semi-conscious when they caught him.
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He would have bled to death had the feds not reached him in time. Deep gash cut on his wrist. He was already semi-conscious when they caught him.



I'm thinking he did the slashing when he heard the cops in the distance and knew the game was up.
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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