Skydiving Quotes You've Learned.

[Baksteen 84]

God, I'm sorry for what you've been through, you guys!

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[airtwardo 7]

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God, I'm sorry for what you've been through, you guys!

Why...it's not S-Stars fault the guy was turning when he went in, stratostar teachs stability till impact!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[itllclear 1]

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Waynesville Ohio,

I guess there was more than one.

I was thinking of Perris.

Any others?

"Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there."

"Your statement answered your question."

[toolbox 0]

Are you thinking about the guy who tracked down the runway?

[itllclear 1]

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Are you thinking about the guy who tracked down the runway?

That was Lodi on a Borrowed rig.

"Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there."

"Your statement answered your question."

[stratostar 5]

If your going to go in, you might as well go in looking good!

you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

[airtwardo 7]

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If your going to go in, you might as well go in looking good!

DAMN straight ¬!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[toolbox 0]

Thats the one! They call him skippy.
Another good quote when asked by a wuffo,"What happens if both chutes don't work?" Answer:"I aim for your house".

[Nomad 0]

"Relax, if anything goes wrong up there you have the rest of your life to think about it"As told to 16year old me on my first static line jump.

"Thank you for not puking on your instructor"
To the tandems.

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all who wander are lost.

[Deyan 36]

"Stay away from the corner"-Every good canopy piloting coach

Blue skies

"My belief is that once the doctor whacks you on the butt, all guarantees are off" Jerry Baumchen

[blindfreddy 0]

- KEEP PULLING HANDLES TILL YOUR GOGGLES FILL WITH BLOOD

BLUEYS

[ntrprnr 0]

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"Hook it like a sabre2 230 bitch!" - "Fargo"

That had me peeing in my pants. )

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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

[daremrc 0]

"A bad day skydiving is better than a good day at work..."


Wait, no it's not...

Good judgement comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgement.

[popsjumper 2]

"Don't be "That Guy".

"If you're gonna do stupid shit, be smart about it."

"If you fall out of your harness, make it look good."

"If you gonna be stupid, you gotta be tough."

"WTF was THAT all about?"

"Some mistakes can only be made once."

"When she breaks up with you, just yell, "Next!".

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Beer 0]

Feezanknee-agedder

Learn to be happy. You can't be there for anybody else in life if you can't learn to be there for yourself.

[wildfan75 1]

"If you fall out of your harness or have a double mal, aim for Bob's vet!"

"Someone needs to tell Amy to keep her FOOT and knees together when she lands" (Amy is an amputee).

"If Lee's on the dive, you don't track away from the center of the skydive. You track away from Lee."

[mdetrano 0]

"You gonna jump that?... You sure?... okay........"

[Baksteen 84]

This allegedly happened on april 20 2007, according to the article a local newspaper wrote about our DZ.

Little boy:
"Why does that man jump, grampaw?"

Grandfather:
"Because he likes to.

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[iluvtofly 0]

After just learning how to pack....


Person hovering over me, "Oh, that doesn't look good. I've never seen anyone pack like that before. It's starting to look pretty ugly for you. Have a great jump.

[BASE841 3]

As I was packing my Paradactyl, an experienced jumper looked down, shook his head and said, "That'll never open. it's too neat."

And no, it wasn't because it was a 'Dac.

[Mustang69 0]

"I don't care what the sign says. If I get low, I'm pulling!"

- Mike O. after reading 'NO LOW PULLS!'

[Zarkon 0]

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Eddie always told me:

Don't worry! Whatever happens to you, I'll be fine.

Usually preceded by, if I flip you off and pull it's probably time for you to pull.


"At 100 jumps YOU don't pie your INSTRUCTOR"

[gNemo 0]

"So there was this experiment by the goverment where guys took LSD and then jumped. I have a feeling that they were skydiving without ever being in the air"

[grimmie 186]

"You can always tell a skydiver...but you can't tell 'em much"!

[jwilkinson 0]

yeah thats true, I have not yet claimed to be a skydiver but it does come up often as I will be starting my aff training on the second. and its 2 tandems:)