clever skydive slogan

[skydivermom 0]

Skydiving......it's got flair!!

Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

[grimmie 186]

"Skydiving...you don't loose your girlfriend...you just loose your turn"

[CornishChris 5]

I saw a couple of cool T-shirts at the DZ recently including:

My other rig is your mum

Front: Today we fall
Back: Tomorrow we fly.

And I always liked - "Keep pulling handles until your goggles fill up with blood" which is someone's sig line on here...

CJP

Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people

[morten 0]

One of my favourites is
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space"
Don't know who wrote it - except for me, just a few minutes ago

[markovwgti 0]

so where can we get some of these shirts!

[packertom 0]

several of the shirts mentioned here are ours at velocity sportswear, a lot of the others are made by one of the following go wear, go fast, reaper wear or jumper sportswear... I try to keep up with who's making what so we don't steal an idea of something that's currently in production... sometimes it's hard to come up with new sayings for this sport, but somehow, this thread has shown that there are still new ideas out there! ya'll might see some of these sayings again soon ;-)

tom@velocitysportswear.com
www.velocitysportswear.com
What's YOUR Zombie Plan?

[rhyswynn 0]

Skydiving...if you have to ask me why, its not for you!

[desea 0]

How about Will Pack For Crack!! Ok, maybe not so funny.

Sometimes Femur is a Verb
Sarah...Desea Rodriguez

[bbarnhouse 0]

"Stupidity is painful"

"I'd rather walk 5 miles than crawl 5 feet"

[kittikat 0]

Quote

How about Will Pack For Crack!! Ok, maybe not so funny.

Already been done - a guy at my DZ has the t-shirt!

[KNewman 0]

I'm not psycho, I just pack that way!!

Blue Skies and Stand-up Landings!!!!!!

[RyanOBrian 0]

Remember the days... When sex was safe.... and skydiving was dangerous?

[phoenixlpr 0]

Our limit is not the sky, but the ground....

Down with the gravity!

[riggerwink 0]

A "T" I used to market and might again,

When my old lady has PMS, I'd rather go in than go home.

Wink
Down To Earth Inc.
Master Rigger
Parachute rigging is simple. It only has to be perfect.

[Zing 2]

My favorite skydive T-shirt says, "Perfectly Good Airplane, My Ass!"

Zing Lurks

[pan 0]

Splat happens

[cocheese 0]

NASCAR sucks. I can do 200mph on my head.


Golf courses: great place to land a parachute.

Shouldn''t you be bowling while i go skydive?

(very small print:) Did i mention i skydive?

Dumb people shouldn't skydive or have sex.

[psykx 0]

"the only reason sex is more popular is because it cheaper"

I think I made that one up after my first tandem

[JoeJ 0]

How about,

Skydiving will get you blown .... guaranteed.

Yes, we do go up, so we never pull our chute inside the house.

Joe Jennings
http://www.skydive.com
http://www.skydive.tv