skydiverek 63 #1 May 22, 2007 Please write, which points on the list are false, using knowledge and logical thinking http://www.skydivelasvegas.com/reasons.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 May 22, 2007 Quote Only SLV can take you to 2 miles high for the highest exit altitude in the United States, where you'll freefall for 60 seconds at 120mph. So far thats my favorite They only have alot of things Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #3 May 22, 2007 Opps I didnt read other parts of the site... heres another favorite QuoteWe import them from Germany and are the only skydiving school in the U.S. to use a CYPRES on all of our jumps.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #4 May 22, 2007 how about this one QuoteThe US ARMY & USAF Special Forces choose to Train only at SLV. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,556 #5 May 22, 2007 Quote Please write, which points on the list are false, using knowledge and logical thinking http://www.skydivelasvegas.com/reasons.html Their unbridled honesty is exceeded only by their state of the art web designDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
white_falcon 0 #6 May 22, 2007 Looks like false advertising at its best to me. this is MY favorite: Only SLV uses FAA Master Parachute Riggers to maintain Skydiving Equipment. Sheesh Scott Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,394 #7 May 22, 2007 Please let's not go down this path of negativity regarding SLV again. It's been done at least 287 times already and reflects more on you than it does on their marketing program. Let it go.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azureriders 0 #8 May 22, 2007 ok, Bigun says let it go and I am not arguing, so I will find something else to laugh at them about. From thier home page: 702-SKY-DIVE (759-3483) 800-U-SKYDIVE (875-9348) first number looks ok, but the second? 800-U-S K Y D I V E ----- 8 7 5 9 3 4 8 ? False advertisment will always be a part of any market where the customers know almost nothing about the product, dosn't make it right, but it is the facts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #9 May 22, 2007 How 'bout this one. Bozo has been banned for life..only at SLV. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speedy 0 #10 May 22, 2007 Only SLV has the option of taking your complete group of 7 Jumpers on the same Airplane. ------------------------------------------------------ Now I don't know for sure, but how many can Perris, Elsinor, CSS take? How many can fit in the Perris Jet? Heck, even our litt'l ol DZ in Germany can do 7 Tandems at once. Dave Fallschirmsport Marl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #11 May 22, 2007 Quote How 'bout this one. Bozo has been banned for life..only at SLV. Dude! That rocks!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hchunter614 0 #12 May 22, 2007 Quoteok, Bigun says let it go and I am not arguing, so I will find something else to laugh at them about. From thier home page: 702-SKY-DIVE (759-3483) 800-U-SKYDIVE (875-9348) first number looks ok, but the second? 800-U-S K Y D I V E ----- 8 7 5 9 3 4 8 ? This is common practice to add additional letters at the end of a phone number. Once you dial all of the required digits the extras don't register. It would look funny if you said 800-U-SKYDIV. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,099 #13 May 22, 2007 QuotePlease let's not go down this path of negativity regarding SLV again. It's been done at least 287 times already and reflects more on you than it does on their marketing program. Let it go. Fascinating logic - revealing dishonesty reflects more negatively than being dishonest. SORRY, I just don't buy that.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 May 22, 2007 Quote How 'bout this one. Bozo has been banned for life..only at SLV. Put that hash mark on the PLUS side! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,394 #15 May 22, 2007 QuoteFascinating logic - revealing dishonesty reflects more negatively than being dishonest. SORRY, I just don't buy that. Read it again, John. It wasn't about revealing dishonesty, it was about flogging that horse a 288th time.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #16 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote How 'bout this one. Bozo has been banned for life..only at SLV. Put that hash mark on the PLUS side! True. Plenty of DZs wish they could make that claim._____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingDuck 0 #17 May 22, 2007 I can't speak for the things that are specific to the state or county, but most everything on that list is SOP at every dz I have been to or heard of. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 May 22, 2007 Quote I can't speak for the things that are specific to the state or county, but most everything on that list is SOP at every dz I have been to or heard of. 'cept for BOZO's banning! Y E T ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #19 May 22, 2007 Maybe its just me but i find it hard to laugh about that kind of shit. It actually makes me angry to see lies used so freely.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #20 May 22, 2007 QuoteIt actually makes me angry to see lies used so freely. Frankly, I'm worried about the safety of the students. How can you fall two miles at 120mph for 60 seconds and expect to survive?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrathchild 0 #21 May 22, 2007 Apparently what happens in Vegas......doesn't always stay in Vegas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 May 22, 2007 QuoteApparently what happens in Vegas......doesn't always stay in Vegas. Now THAT'S funny! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #23 May 22, 2007 Quote How 'bout this one. Bozo has been banned for life..only at SLV. Bozo, come to our DZ; if you'd like, I'm sure we can arrange a life-time banning. We want to be special too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdiver 0 #24 May 23, 2007 roflmao that shit is so far out there its hillarious. never let it be said theres truth in advertising. only thing they didnt claim to be is the only dz in the world, give em time im sure theyll catch that oversight soon.light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oozzee 0 #25 May 23, 2007 why dont we forget about skydive las vegas and focus on the REAL cancer in the skydiving world,, Altanta Skydiving Center,,,ASC,,,aka skyride.. the worst of the worst,,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
