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QuoteNowadays youre never gonna have a canopy collision on opening down there....unless of course theres another old fart on the load...such as yourself.
Of course, hitting them may be the only way to get them to see you

I'm sorry I just can't help cracking on an old guy once in a while. Nothing personal

"... this ain't a Nerf world."
fastphil 0
I've watched a lot of guys pull at a grand, most had hundreds or thousands of jumps and I felt they knew well what they were into. The low pull that will always stay in my mind was a 30 jump or so female student. After exiting at 10,000 feet she finally pulled and got line stretch at about 100 feet, and to top it off she didn't seem to think anything about it...
Sporting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!QuoteI've watched a lot of guys pull at a grand, most had hundreds or thousands of jumps and I felt they knew well what they were into. The low pull that will always stay in my mind was a 30 jump or so female student. After exiting at 10,000 feet she finally pulled and got line stretch at about 100 feet, and to top it off she didn't seem to think anything about it...
Track high, Pull LOW!!!
bozo 0
Of course, hitting them may be the only way to get them to see you
I'm sorry I just can't help cracking on an old guy once in a while. Nothing personal

I'm sorry I just can't help cracking on an old guy once in a while. Nothing personal

I bet your mother didnt teach you to pick on old people.

bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
QuoteYeah!
Those OLD GUYS have bad eyesight and can't READ an altimeter without Bi-Focal GOGGLES!
Alti-2 now comes with a "Bi-Focal" lens.....You Just have to click the "Older Than Dirt" option.....


Anvil Brother #69
Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk...
Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk...
Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!
AFFI 0
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No really it said 2 grand, I swear.
Yeah!

Zing 2
From the Para-Death Death Gear Catalog, circa 1975
"Para-Death Solid-State Altimeter, No Moving Parts, Always Reads 2-Grand ... Never Be Accused Of A Low Pull Again!"
"Para-Death Solid-State Altimeter, No Moving Parts, Always Reads 2-Grand ... Never Be Accused Of A Low Pull Again!"
Zing Lurks
Well... not like I've never been known to "take it off the bottom"...
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