beowulf 1 #1 January 12, 2005 What is the most memorable advise that you have received in skydiving? The one I remember most is: "Don't let your parachute fly you, you need to fly it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #2 January 12, 2005 so far mine is my AFFI sticking his tongue out at me while giving me the relax signal on my AFFL-4 jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefalle 0 #3 January 12, 2005 dont get dead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #4 January 12, 2005 Take deep breaths.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sid 1 #5 January 12, 2005 QuoteWhat is the most memorable advise that you have received in skydiving? "The Ground Doesn't Care"Pete Draper, Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maxx 1 #6 January 12, 2005 "Don't think about WHAT you are doing, just fly your body." and "Breathe." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foggy 0 #7 January 12, 2005 Do Not Pull Low!! (unless you are) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #8 January 12, 2005 Dont play chicken with the planet....it wont flinch. What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #9 January 12, 2005 "Make sure your legstraps are snug, because you can always cutaway a line-over, but you can't cutaway a nut-under." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reginald 0 #10 January 12, 2005 A HIGHLY experienced instructor told me that if he every had a skydiver at his DZ burn in and he walked up to their body and they had not pulled ALL of their handles that he would piss on their dead body and walk away. At first I thought this was bizarrely harsh coming from such a mild mannered guy but the more I thought about it the more I understood what he was saying."We've been looking for the enemy for some time now. We've finally found him. We're surrounded. That simplifies things." CP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #11 January 12, 2005 If in doubt, whip it out (the PC if you aren't sure about the altitude) however this quote is also relevent in other situations MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 28 #12 January 12, 2005 Quote"Make sure your legstraps are snug, because you can always cutaway a line-over, but you can't cutaway a nut-under." guess i like that one BWAHAHAHAHAHA!The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #13 January 12, 2005 'Relax' Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #14 January 12, 2005 QuoteA HIGHLY experienced instructor told me that if he every had a skydiver at his DZ burn in and he walked up to their body and they had not pulled ALL of their handles that he would piss on their dead body and walk away. At first I thought this was bizarrely harsh coming from such a mild mannered guy but the more I thought about it the more I understood what he was saying. LOL - who said that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattsplat 0 #15 January 12, 2005 Grab grass. Its the bounce that kills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 January 12, 2005 After severely spraining both ankles trying to land in 30+ mph winds one Fall day in 1996 as a 50 jump wonder, Orly King had this to say: “I have 4000 jumps, and I wouldn't jump in winds like that!â€"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robertmicp 0 #18 January 12, 2005 "Its not the fall that kills you, its the sudden stop" "Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #19 January 12, 2005 I would rather be on the ground wishing I was in the air, then in the air wishing I was on the ground. What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GentleTiger 0 #20 January 12, 2005 make sure your chest strap is completely threaded and secured...if you don't have it under the last piece of metal, you're dead...your rig will come off you on opening. And: PLF PLF PLF PLF PLF________________________________________ Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a tiger in the sky!! Throw down some steaks and run for the hills!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #21 January 12, 2005 Point your dick to the earth and relax. Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #22 January 12, 2005 Never fly your canopy somewhere you mind hasn't been to at least 5 minutes before.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #23 January 12, 2005 "Relax" and "Don't pull low unless you are".... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #24 January 12, 2005 See my sig line!~you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawnDart21 0 #25 January 12, 2005 "If your reserve doesn't work, track towards your rigger" -- My other ride is a RESERVE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites