Hazarrd 1 #1 October 29, 2003 Ok all you sick bastards. Which one of you is it that stinks the plane up 5 minutes before jump run. .-. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 October 29, 2003 Its not me.. and I have an answer to this.. AS some who have jumped with me will atest to. I jump with a couple STINKY BASTARDS..... so I went and bought a little bottle of Pina Colada Air Freshener... that I lovingly refer to as ASS BE GONE...... ONe little spritz and the airplane returns to harmony and bliss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #3 October 29, 2003 "whoever smelt it dealt it" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikemc 0 #4 October 29, 2003 a mans got to do what a mans got to do. I always fess up when its me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #5 October 29, 2003 Quote"whoever smelt it dealt it" "He who uttered the rhyme did the crime" Wait a sec...does that mean..... I dinnae say that. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twnsnd 1 #6 October 29, 2003 I let dem shits go wit pride baby yeah!!!! -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #7 October 29, 2003 Sounds like somebody's got a "case of the Mondays"!! and bad food combining! Didn't your mom teach you not to eat carbs and proteins? One or the other as they matabolize at different rates and one will ferment..meaning: Let 'er Rip! Yikes! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #8 October 29, 2003 not me, I start earlier ---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caseadilla 0 #9 October 29, 2003 Me!! I ate mexican last night and drank tons of beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrickyDicky 0 #10 October 29, 2003 I have been known to let some slip occasionally. Its just so hard to keep them in as they expand at 13000' Also, our most evil farts come from a sweet little girl. UK Skydiver for all your UK skydiving needs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #11 October 29, 2003 I'm always nice enough to let them right on exit so as to let the team behind me enjoy while jamming up in the door __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivejersey 0 #12 October 29, 2003 Tandem pax. Always blame the tandem pax (unless they are sign up for AFF). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyDave 0 #13 October 29, 2003 QuoteTandem pax. Always blame the tandem pax (unless they are sign up for AFF). i did a tandem.... and i have to admit some of those guys smelt! hehe... im not joking either, there was a distinct smell of anal gas in the air! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melstarr 0 #14 October 29, 2003 Quotea little bottle of Pina Colada Air Freshener... that I lovingly refer to as ASS BE GONE...ONe little spritz and the airplane returns to harmony and bliss Oh My Goodness i am laughing so hard right now! you are so blantantly hilarious!!! i luv you amazon! that is such a cute idea ~ is it one of those stick-on-spray-cans? i have NEVER put any type of odor in the plane... i will die of a stomach ache before i release "booty-air" in the plane sometimes smells can get so bad in the plane it will jack-up my skydive... i get a headache from the nasty gases sometimes our pilot will spray a nastier smelling spray just to make us all suffer for someone's carefree fot-a-bunch-booty! i also think one of the cutest stickers i have seen on someone's helmet is the: "no-farting" with a -universal no sign- over a little man with a cloud under his leg... ~ meL* Pink Mafia / Tunnel Mafia Sister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #15 October 29, 2003 Every so often I see the same topic on a thread....why does someone stink up the aircraft at altitude? There really is an explanation, and in case you arent aware of it, let me pass it on to you. Having spent a lot of time doing High altitude jumps, I made my second home at the Defence and Civil Institute of Environmental Medicine at Canadian Forces Base in Downsview. I had many chances to be in the hypobaric chamber and have been as high as 43000 feet. The instructor made extra effort to explain gases at high altitude, as a part of the program. Depending on what you eat, and when you last ate food, it will cause gas to form in the intestinal tract in various amounts. As your food digests, it will produce this gas, which is always heading for the rear exit. As you climb to altitude, gas of any kind will expand, and so your intestinal tract and colon will soon be full of gas, the higher you go, the more gas you produce. Your body can only retain so much, and the rest has to get out. Similarly, if a jumper has a bad tooth with a small cavity that is filled with decaying food , that small amount of food will produce gas, and as the aircraft climbs, it can cause a very large toothache, so at very high altitudes, you will think your jaw is coming off. If youi plan on going high, the longer you wait since eating, the more likely the more gas will have formed in your body, so expect the fragrance to be very strong. Another similarity, is when a large helium balloon is being inflated to cross the ocean, it may be partially filled (say with 100,000 cubic feet of gas) on the ground, but when it gets to 35,000 or 40,000 feet, it expands to contain 1/2 a million cubic feet of helium. The only difference is in the quantity, and the balloon doesnt fart on the pilot, There isnt much anyone can do with stomach /intentinal gases....grin and bear it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailwheel 0 #17 October 29, 2003 Boyles law is a good excuse, but I fly some jumpers who stink up the plane just for the fun of it. Why else would they be smiling. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fudd 0 #18 October 29, 2003 I've been farting in the turrbine all summer. With twenty people in the plane one can get away with it. Now it's winter and we fly a Cesna. Not so easy to hide anymore There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,027 #19 October 29, 2003 Quote Another similarity, is when a large helium balloon is being inflated to cross the ocean, it may be partially filled (say with 100,000 cubic feet of gas) on the ground, but when it gets to 35,000 or 40,000 feet, it expands to contain 1/2 a million cubic feet of helium. The only difference is in the quantity, and the balloon doesnt fart on the pilot, . Not true - the large (Rozier) balloons used for long distance flights have long (nylon fabric) vents attached to relieve overpressure if they ascend too high - and the vents come right down to the gondola. You can see them on the J. Renee balloon in the attached picture.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #20 October 29, 2003 New Product that should be mandatory safety equipment on Cessna Loads where the other Jumpers are ummm rather Fragrant or Particularly Potent. http://www.flat-d.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gremlin 0 #21 October 29, 2003 Best thing I have found is a couple of drops of Olbas oil in my full face, great for two reasons, the first is I can't smell my own "contributions" the second is that all the free flyers jump open face helmets so can I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites metalslug 36 #22 October 29, 2003 Read this thread. AggieDave has made jumpers cry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TaeKwonDoDo 0 #23 October 29, 2003 That would be me... I'm on this high-protien diet and it messes with me (with a vengance). Last time this happend - the DZO was on the plane sitting next to me and "oooppps". And I'm a terrible liar. - Jeff "That's not flying, it's falling with style." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StevePhelps 0 #24 October 29, 2003 At our DZ we blame Spanky even if he isn't on the plane. We just say his stuff lingers longer than most! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mww115 0 #25 October 29, 2003 We smile b/c otherwise we'd cry. I have regular exposure to CS, but some of those farts make me want to leave early, even if it does involve bailing at 10 grand and landing off. MikeUntil you've stepped out at 800' in the dead of night with 100 lbs of chute and equipment.. you haven't jumped. AIRBORNE ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
fudd 0 #18 October 29, 2003 I've been farting in the turrbine all summer. With twenty people in the plane one can get away with it. Now it's winter and we fly a Cesna. Not so easy to hide anymore There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #19 October 29, 2003 Quote Another similarity, is when a large helium balloon is being inflated to cross the ocean, it may be partially filled (say with 100,000 cubic feet of gas) on the ground, but when it gets to 35,000 or 40,000 feet, it expands to contain 1/2 a million cubic feet of helium. The only difference is in the quantity, and the balloon doesnt fart on the pilot, . Not true - the large (Rozier) balloons used for long distance flights have long (nylon fabric) vents attached to relieve overpressure if they ascend too high - and the vents come right down to the gondola. You can see them on the J. Renee balloon in the attached picture.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #20 October 29, 2003 New Product that should be mandatory safety equipment on Cessna Loads where the other Jumpers are ummm rather Fragrant or Particularly Potent. http://www.flat-d.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #21 October 29, 2003 Best thing I have found is a couple of drops of Olbas oil in my full face, great for two reasons, the first is I can't smell my own "contributions" the second is that all the free flyers jump open face helmets so can I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 36 #22 October 29, 2003 Read this thread. AggieDave has made jumpers cry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TaeKwonDoDo 0 #23 October 29, 2003 That would be me... I'm on this high-protien diet and it messes with me (with a vengance). Last time this happend - the DZO was on the plane sitting next to me and "oooppps". And I'm a terrible liar. - Jeff "That's not flying, it's falling with style." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevePhelps 0 #24 October 29, 2003 At our DZ we blame Spanky even if he isn't on the plane. We just say his stuff lingers longer than most! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mww115 0 #25 October 29, 2003 We smile b/c otherwise we'd cry. I have regular exposure to CS, but some of those farts make me want to leave early, even if it does involve bailing at 10 grand and landing off. MikeUntil you've stepped out at 800' in the dead of night with 100 lbs of chute and equipment.. you haven't jumped. AIRBORNE ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
