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I Can't Say That I Like it When:

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Kinda stressed lately with work and all. I was driving along in my car today thinking about some little stuff that aggrevates me. I wanted to start a thread that was called, "I HATE IT WHEN...", but it sounds nasty. Instead, I'm calling it...

"I CAN'T SAY THAT I LIKE IT WHEN..."

1) My rig is in the back seat and the chest buckle raddles

2) My pay check that is coming to me tomorrow is already used on skydiving today

3) ...


Try to keep it skydiving oriented because it is this the General Skydive Discussion forum. But if you think that you have a good one that is worth posting anyway, give it a shot. B|

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I can't say that I Lie it When...

...my rig is in the back of a borrowed sports car (old British) and Lucas electrics conspire to leave me stranded without the posiblity of making the sunset load >:( (happened this weekend)


... the plane reaches a very expensive 100 hour service near season end and the DZ decides to close early despite record warm temperatures (true story, happening this weekend).

Dave


Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney)

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...I plan a weekend of jumping and

a) the weather is shit
b) ive got to work and the weather is good
c) I leave to go get a change of clothes cos the weather on sat is shit after camping at the DZ on a friday , then the weather picks up while i'm away and deteriorates when I get back (this weekend) >:(

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1) I cant say I like it when I finish my skydiving for the day and I know its going to be a full week until I get to jump again.

2) I cant say I like it when I have to go to work on a perfect Sat and Sunday when I could be jumping.

3) I cant say I like it when all I can think about is jumping which is every minuet of every day.

4) I also cant say I like it when my future is uncertain, but such is life[:/]

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"I CAN'T SAY THAT I LIKE IT WHEN..."

1) My rig is in the back seat and the chest buckle raddles

2) My pay check that is coming to me tomorrow is already used on skydiving today


3) My friends get hurt..:(
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Can't say that I like it when:

1) ...I don't receive a return call back!,

2) ...the driver in front of me leaves the blinker running,

3) ...my car is on "E",

4) ...it's been a month since I've been to the gym!

5) ...people give me attititude for no apparent reason. uUUUUUUUUGGGHHGHGHG!!!!!

:o


oh, and 6) ...someone accuses me of lying when I am totally telling the truth.

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1: When there are too many tandems in the ride and the regulars get bumped...

2: Winds just pick up when I park my car in the DZ.

3: Winds go down when I leave the DZ 5 minutes later.

"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!"

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1: When there are too many tandems in the ride and the regulars get bumped...

2: Winds just pick up when I park my car in the DZ.

3: Winds go down when I leave the DZ 5 minutes later.



1: It's blue sky whenever I board the "slow" Cessna, and when we reach jump altitude, we can't see a damn thing below! >:(

2: I leave work early, to go to the DZ on a beautiful day, only to find there's not enough jumpers to send a plane up. >:(

3: I'm in freefall, and my goggles pop off, and I loose my contact lenses. >:(>:(

4: I'll be doing my X00 th jump on the sunset load, and, on the load before, the plane waits on the runway, for a late jumper, with engines running.....

When the plane lands after this load, it's already dark...... >:(>:(>:(

Sorry.......no sunset load......>:(>:(>:(

See ya tomorrow! Grrr...>:(>:(>:(


;)

Yves.

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I can't say I like it when ...

1. Despite being fully insured I always seem to get less than 50% of my true costs back when something goes wrong (Camera helmet / diving holiday etc etc). >:(

2. Someone breaks into my luggage (3 weeks ago) !!!

3. The girl I LIKE wants to be friends !!! :$

4. I can't jump :P

5. There's so little money and so many nice TOYS !!! :S

6. My reserve pin fails its test :S

On the upside

1,2 and 5 are only material things ...

3 and 4 are SERIOUS PROBLEMS WHEN THEY OCCUR :P

6 wasn't a problem except I had to go away for 2 months without my shiny 8 month old rig ...

So I really don't have any big problems - especially compared to some of the things that happen.

In fact I'm a SKYDIVER HOW MUCH MORE FORTUNATE CAN I BE ????

:P:P:P:P

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Its already been said, but when a girl just wants to be friends

-working 39 hours a week, including the holiday weekend, at a part time job that gets in the way of my jumping

-online stores that take four days to process and order for something they have in stock

-people who wake me up from the first sound sleep I've had in almost a week and wonder why I'm a little grumpy

Hey, this is a pretty good thread


“- - Sumo is the greatest of sports. It has power, grace, speed and cluture. And most importantly, two fat bastards smacking the shit out of each other. ”

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I cant say I like it when
1)I'm on holidays and our weekend DZ are closed mid week:(
2) I get 3 other ppl together to form a 4 way team and 1 of them gets sent away to work the next day for 12 weeks>:(
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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"I CAN'T SAY THAT I LIKE IT WHEN..."

1) My son shits his pullup and it's my turn to clean him.:S

2) I have to explain to my wife that 5 jumps in a day isn't really that many jumps.[:/]

3) someone farts on the ride up to altitude. :S
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