Luza 0 #1 April 4, 2003 Hi. I just got contactet by a local Newspaper who is going to do a Tandem jump this weekend. The reporter asked for ten reasons to skydive. Anyone got som funny reasons (or not so funny) - pleas post them here:) thnx harald- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #2 April 4, 2003 The door was open.Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkwing 5 #3 April 4, 2003 It is fun. It is poetic. It is beautiful. -- Jeff My Skydiving History Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charliezulu 0 #4 April 4, 2003 That's bizarre! Why would you need a reason?! CZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #5 April 4, 2003 Pain is temporary, Chicks dig scars, Glory is forever!Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #6 April 4, 2003 the plane might crash -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivegirl 0 #7 April 4, 2003 Because if riding in a plane is flying then riding in a boat is swimming.Pink Mafia Sis #26 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rendezvous 0 #8 April 4, 2003 It was becoming increasingly difficult holding on to the strut so I let go of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #9 April 4, 2003 I only paid for a one way flight, the landing wasn't included. Someone farted ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #10 April 4, 2003 Given the option between staying for the inflight meal and jumping.....Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luza 0 #11 April 4, 2003 Thnx:) Think about it this way - what do u say to a person who asks u; Give me ten reasons to skydive!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #12 April 4, 2003 Flying is the only way to fly.-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #13 April 4, 2003 - I wanted to get high...on the air. - I washed my hair and needed to blow dry it__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #14 April 4, 2003 1) It's really exciting and fun. 2) See #1 3) See #1 4) See #1 5) See #1 6) See #1 7) See #1 8) See #1 9) See #1 10) See #1 Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #15 April 4, 2003 10 The door was open 9 there is no such thing as a perfectly good airplane 8 I don't like the way the pilot lands 7 I don't jump, I fall 6 Somebody has to make sure gravity still works! 5 It's more fun than jumping INTO a plane 4 I promised my mom i wouldn't 3 It was a double dog dare and you just can't turn those down 2 I had to find a replacement for my nicotine addiction 1 Just to say i did it<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #16 April 4, 2003 To piss my parents off (okay, not really, but it happened to one of them anyways!) I used to always have those dreams where I was flying like a bird. I had to know what it actually felt like.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beemertec 0 #17 April 4, 2003 1. Somebody's got to do it. 2. Good practice for inflight emergencies. 3. It's fun. 4. It beats getting ribbed by everyone on the ground for riding the plane back down. 5. It' cool. 6. Chicks dig it. 7. The door is open. 8. If you don't a perfectly good rig goes to waste. 9. It will change your life. 10. Did I mention it's fun. Blue Skies Steve Ok, so it's pink, but I'm secure in my manhood, and I still look cool coming in under it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TALONSKY 0 #18 April 4, 2003 1. It is one of the best feelings in the world (only beaten by some great sex) 2. For one minute you are free, you can do spins fly head down,sit or anything you could imagine 3. Some really cool scenery, on the right day the clouds are awesome 4. On the right day you can fly through huge valleys in the clouds fly over and even touch a cloud 5. Canopy flight can rival any amusement park ride with the right canopy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #19 April 4, 2003 Skydiving...the fun is not when you get high, but when you come down. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betzilla 56 #20 April 4, 2003 it's great therapy -- every time you make a successfual skydive (one where you live ), you literally say, "my life is worth saving," and then you save it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #21 April 4, 2003 because skydiving is neat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #22 April 4, 2003 Because it's a way to challenge yourself on every jump, on many levels. In the beginning, you challenge your fear. Then your ability to master basic, big movements. And the challenge grows and changes with your experience. It's a family for some types of people. It's also a lot more interesting than golf Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albatross 0 #23 April 4, 2003 I had to pee and there is no bathroom on the plane?Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #24 April 4, 2003 It gets me to the top of Maslow's Pyramid in one easy step.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BluDvn222 0 #25 April 4, 2003 Quote 5 It's more fun than jumping INTO a plane I don't know, but that sounds like a lot of fun to me! "How do you like my groin to your foot style?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites