Skyvanfan 0 #76 January 24, 2006 Noemi Skyvanfan Liz Bobby Bubba Rudderow Sean Andre PJ Alyson Darren Brian THE LEGENDARY STEVE LOVE Chuck Norris Gary Coleman Gary Busey (?) Team SWOOOO Stuey Newman The Eagles Cheerleaders Cass Rock,Paper,Scissors Tourney skydivers in handcuffs... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #77 January 25, 2006 there is a rumour that THE ALMOST LEGENDARY ALAN IRONS will be nominated to the 2006 beer olympics team. he will of course be representing his homeland, Packoslaveniahama. the Packosloveniahemians are confident that Alan's performance will be substantial enough to remove the word ALMOST from his moniker, as well as at least three vowels from that country's name. i know i speak for skydivers all across my socks when i say " godspeed to THE ALMOST LEGENDARY ALAN IRONS and long live the empire of Packoslaveniahama!" blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philly51 0 #78 January 26, 2006 QuoteNoemi Skyvanfan Liz Bobby Bubba Rudderow Sean Andre PJ Alyson Darren Brian THE LEGENDARY STEVE LOVE Chuck Norris Gary Coleman Gary Busey (?) Team SWOOOO Stuey Newman The Eagles Cheerleaders Cass Rock,Paper,Scissors Tourney skydivers in handcuffs... Handcuff keys (only if you kids behave) Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FFAdventures 0 #79 January 26, 2006 Okay - since we are getting kinky anyway - it's time to announce a new addition to our list. Yes folks, Sick Will is coming. "Not everybody can do THIS..."Where the world comes to skydive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #80 January 26, 2006 i did not realize that THE INCREDIBLE WILL LAJEU... LAUJAUN... LAJENU.. THE INCREDIBLE SICK WILL was able to extricate himself from the legal and diplomatic situation he created for himself in Canada last December. i will never forget the panicked phone call i got at 2:00 a.m. on christmas eve. Will was crying into the phone begging me to, "send lawyers, guns and money. this one is really bad, worse than the dead hooker thing. how big is the trunk of your car?". for those of you who did not hear the story, just google "the Medicine Hat moose milking calamity of 2005" all the details are there. this is truly a great day for Skydive Crosskeys and Freezefest! i personally cannot wait for the return of THE INCREDIBLE SICK WILL. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chunkybunky 0 #81 January 26, 2006 "the Medicine Hat moose milking calamity of 2005" Sounds like a serious Personal Problem - Very Personal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #82 January 27, 2006 Quote"the Medicine Hat moose milking calamity of 2005" Sounds like a serious Personal Problem - Very Personal. if only it were just a personal problem, anyone who has noticed the change in political climate in Canada knows what i'm talking about. if there is one lesson to be learned from this, it is: it is never just another moose! which is an old Packosloveniahemian proverb(obviously it loses something in translation). let's focus on what is important, THE INCREDIBLE SICK WILL will be at Freezefest, and more importantly, i don't have to stand outside a prison in a godforsaken place like Medicine Hat Alberta holding a picket sign that says "FREE WILLY" and trying to explain to one out of ten Canadians that it is not an attempt on my part to drum up new clientele. THE INCREDIBLE SICK WILL will be at Freezefest! pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chunkybunky 0 #83 January 27, 2006 There you have it "THE INCREDIBLE SICK WILL will be at Freezefest!" I am not sure what will be the highlight of this magnificent event called FREEZEFEST. THE LEGENDARY STEVE LOVE organizing the Love loads. ( He once saved a Dart & a Badminton Birdie you know ) THE ALMOST LEGENDARY ALAN IRONS representing his homeland, Packoslaveniahama. Chuck Norris, Gary Busey, Gary Coleman, Barry Bichler all making appearances. And the list goes on. How could it get any better? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liz 0 #84 January 27, 2006 But it DOES get better. These Legends have TEAMS! DODGEBALL TEAMS that is. Who's challenging TEAM MANIFEST? Do YOU want on the next load...? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Official Rules can be read - very quickly - at the National Amateur Dodgeball Assoc. site http://www.dodgeballusa.com/rules.html FREAKY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philly51 0 #85 January 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteNoemi Skyvanfan Liz Bobby Bubba Rudderow Sean Andre PJ Alyson Darren Brian THE LEGENDARY STEVE LOVE Chuck Norris Gary Coleman Gary Busey (?) Team SWOOOO Stuey Newman The Eagles Cheerleaders Cass Rock,Paper,Scissors Tourney skydivers in handcuffs... Handcuff keys (only if you kids behave) Sick Will Legendary Alan Irons Drunken Dodgeball Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyvanfan 0 #86 January 28, 2006 Okay - so there's really NO rules in dodgeball? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chunkybunky 0 #87 January 28, 2006 QuoteOkay - so there's really NO rules in dodgeball? nothing but "Don't spill your beer" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #88 January 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteOkay - so there's really NO rules in dodgeball? nothing but "Don't spill your beer" Don't forget "don't spill MY beer" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites darnknit 0 #89 January 29, 2006 in an amazing turn of the prop, a new drunken dodgeball team has formed. composed of some of Skydive Crosskeys most amazing winter wonders. team members are: THE ALMOST LEGENDARY ALAN IRONS P.J. THE LOYAL COMPATRIOT HUMBLE HELMSMAN DAVE PANCAKE PACKS LIKE A MACHINE SOUTH AFRICAN JOE DRINKS LIKE A KENNEDY EARL DAVID these five intrepid men will take on all challengers, and will be catching dodgeballs with their teeth. as they take the field of battle, small craft warnings will be in effect on both coasts. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites agent_lead 0 #90 January 29, 2006 lol pj's posts are classic....everyone of them has made me laugh.. ill be there on sunday...will it still be a party?-------------------------------------------- www.facebook.com/agentlead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites alcarterra 0 #91 January 30, 2006 Cassidi will be taking care of Swooo jumps on Friday and Saturday for anyone (except Brandon C) wanting a Swooo number. I'll be there Sunday to take care of numbers and jumps, so make sure to see me. See you all Sunday! alyson team swooo swooo #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Reese04 0 #92 January 30, 2006 Sorry to disappoint anyone wanting a number on Friday or Saturday. Due to work commitments, it looks like I won't be able to make it. Have fun with all of the shenanigans. -Cass Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #93 January 30, 2006 QuoteCassidi will be taking care of Swooo jumps on Friday and Saturday for anyone (except Brandon C) alyson Oh lord. Now I wonder what I am going to have to do to get mine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites alcarterra 0 #94 January 30, 2006 QuoteOh lord. Now I wonder what I am going to have to do to get mine. hehe alyson team swooo swooo #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites darnknit 0 #95 January 31, 2006 QuoteCassidi will be taking care of Swooo jumps on Friday and Saturday for anyone (except Brandon C) alyson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh lord. Now I wonder what I am going to have to do to get mine i don't want to give away any secrets, but you may want to bring some survival gear. just the basics, an Edward R. Murrow sock puppet, 3.578 ml of vaseline, one south american tree frog, and no less than five Navy Seals that have taken a pledge of loyalty to you, and are armed to the teeth. people may look at you and laugh at first, but as the day goes on you will be recognized as one well prepared skydiver. and if the insurgents are quickly neutralized, you can use the surviving Seals for your dodgeball team. blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #96 January 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteone south american tree frog Sweet. Licking toads was all part of my master plan anyway. Quoteno less than five Navy Seals ... you can use the surviving Seals for your dodgeball team. Speaking of, I still need to find my way onto a dodgeball team. Anyone looking to pick up some VA riffraff that will be rolling into town? And as for the vaseline.......alyson promised she'd be gentle. blue stuff, p.j. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites darnknit 0 #97 January 31, 2006 Quoteone south american tree frog -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sweet. Licking toads was all part of my master plan anyway. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- no less than five Navy Seals ... you can use the surviving Seals for your dodgeball team. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And as for the vaseline.......alyson promised she'd be gentle. DO NOT underestimate the importance of the sock puppet! i know you're thinking "hey, i'm young, i'm in good shape. sock puppets are old school". next thing you know you're crying like a librarian watching a 'touched by an angel' marathon and wailing, "if only i had brought a sock puppet, WHHYY didn't i bring a sock puppet?! please God make it stop, it hurts so bad!" trust me, you don't want to be that guy. blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #98 January 31, 2006 Fine. I'll bring the sock. But I am going to need a magic marker, 2 glue on jiggly eyes, a 8 in vibrating dildo, 3 chocolate chip cookies, and a selection of power tools. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites philly51 0 #99 February 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote Noemi Skyvanfan Liz Bobby Bubba Rudderow Sean Andre PJ Alyson Darren Brian THE LEGENDARY STEVE LOVE Chuck Norris Gary Coleman Gary Busey (?) Team SWOOOO Stuey Newman The Eagles Cheerleaders Cass Rock,Paper,Scissors Tourney skydivers in handcuffs... Handcuff keys (only if you kids behave) Sick Will Legendary Alan Irons Drunken Dodgeball Sock Puppets Tree Frogs Vaseline Navy Seals Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites darnknit 0 #100 February 1, 2006 just two more days. skydiving is cool. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 4 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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Skyvanfan 0 #86 January 28, 2006 Okay - so there's really NO rules in dodgeball? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chunkybunky 0 #87 January 28, 2006 QuoteOkay - so there's really NO rules in dodgeball? nothing but "Don't spill your beer" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #88 January 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteOkay - so there's really NO rules in dodgeball? nothing but "Don't spill your beer" Don't forget "don't spill MY beer" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #89 January 29, 2006 in an amazing turn of the prop, a new drunken dodgeball team has formed. composed of some of Skydive Crosskeys most amazing winter wonders. team members are: THE ALMOST LEGENDARY ALAN IRONS P.J. THE LOYAL COMPATRIOT HUMBLE HELMSMAN DAVE PANCAKE PACKS LIKE A MACHINE SOUTH AFRICAN JOE DRINKS LIKE A KENNEDY EARL DAVID these five intrepid men will take on all challengers, and will be catching dodgeballs with their teeth. as they take the field of battle, small craft warnings will be in effect on both coasts. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agent_lead 0 #90 January 29, 2006 lol pj's posts are classic....everyone of them has made me laugh.. ill be there on sunday...will it still be a party?-------------------------------------------- www.facebook.com/agentlead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alcarterra 0 #91 January 30, 2006 Cassidi will be taking care of Swooo jumps on Friday and Saturday for anyone (except Brandon C) wanting a Swooo number. I'll be there Sunday to take care of numbers and jumps, so make sure to see me. See you all Sunday! alyson team swooo swooo #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reese04 0 #92 January 30, 2006 Sorry to disappoint anyone wanting a number on Friday or Saturday. Due to work commitments, it looks like I won't be able to make it. Have fun with all of the shenanigans. -Cass Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #93 January 30, 2006 QuoteCassidi will be taking care of Swooo jumps on Friday and Saturday for anyone (except Brandon C) alyson Oh lord. Now I wonder what I am going to have to do to get mine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alcarterra 0 #94 January 30, 2006 QuoteOh lord. Now I wonder what I am going to have to do to get mine. hehe alyson team swooo swooo #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #95 January 31, 2006 QuoteCassidi will be taking care of Swooo jumps on Friday and Saturday for anyone (except Brandon C) alyson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh lord. Now I wonder what I am going to have to do to get mine i don't want to give away any secrets, but you may want to bring some survival gear. just the basics, an Edward R. Murrow sock puppet, 3.578 ml of vaseline, one south american tree frog, and no less than five Navy Seals that have taken a pledge of loyalty to you, and are armed to the teeth. people may look at you and laugh at first, but as the day goes on you will be recognized as one well prepared skydiver. and if the insurgents are quickly neutralized, you can use the surviving Seals for your dodgeball team. blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #96 January 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteone south american tree frog Sweet. Licking toads was all part of my master plan anyway. Quoteno less than five Navy Seals ... you can use the surviving Seals for your dodgeball team. Speaking of, I still need to find my way onto a dodgeball team. Anyone looking to pick up some VA riffraff that will be rolling into town? And as for the vaseline.......alyson promised she'd be gentle. blue stuff, p.j. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #97 January 31, 2006 Quoteone south american tree frog -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sweet. Licking toads was all part of my master plan anyway. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- no less than five Navy Seals ... you can use the surviving Seals for your dodgeball team. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And as for the vaseline.......alyson promised she'd be gentle. DO NOT underestimate the importance of the sock puppet! i know you're thinking "hey, i'm young, i'm in good shape. sock puppets are old school". next thing you know you're crying like a librarian watching a 'touched by an angel' marathon and wailing, "if only i had brought a sock puppet, WHHYY didn't i bring a sock puppet?! please God make it stop, it hurts so bad!" trust me, you don't want to be that guy. blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #98 January 31, 2006 Fine. I'll bring the sock. But I am going to need a magic marker, 2 glue on jiggly eyes, a 8 in vibrating dildo, 3 chocolate chip cookies, and a selection of power tools. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philly51 0 #99 February 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote Noemi Skyvanfan Liz Bobby Bubba Rudderow Sean Andre PJ Alyson Darren Brian THE LEGENDARY STEVE LOVE Chuck Norris Gary Coleman Gary Busey (?) Team SWOOOO Stuey Newman The Eagles Cheerleaders Cass Rock,Paper,Scissors Tourney skydivers in handcuffs... Handcuff keys (only if you kids behave) Sick Will Legendary Alan Irons Drunken Dodgeball Sock Puppets Tree Frogs Vaseline Navy Seals Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites darnknit 0 #100 February 1, 2006 just two more days. skydiving is cool. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 4 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
darnknit 0 #100 February 1, 2006 just two more days. skydiving is cool. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
