darnknit 0 #101 February 3, 2006 do not miss the giant squid fights. many people in speakers corner have talked about how giant squid fights are inhumane, but i would like to remind them that we DO NOT attach steel claws to the squid( at least not when we know the authorities are there). i would like to remind all you sports enthusiasts that betting on your favorite giant squid would be wrong( unless the authorities aren't there). you shoud just root for the 60' sea creature you feel is the "squiddiest". oh yeah, free kalimari buffet after sunset. blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #102 February 3, 2006 i have amazing news about the giant squid fights! i just recieved a call from KYTRNMLK, the Ambassodor from Packosloveniahama. he said they will be entering their prized squid fighting champion JDRP in the giant squid fights at Freezefest!(JDRP is a Packosloveniahemian word for "holy cow that squid just ate our holy cow"). the Packoslovinahemians are hoping a win by JDRP will allow them to nationalize their vowel supply. currently, all of their vowels are controlled by Pat Sajak, and any citizen must buy the vowels they use from him. i know i speak for skydivers all across Mt. Rushmore when i say "I SUPPORT JDRP'S VOWEL MOVEMENT!" ya gotta get to Freezefest people. that's where the magic is. blue stuff, p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #103 February 3, 2006 Quotedo not miss the giant squid fights. Quote i know i speak for skydivers all across Mt. Rushmore when i say "I SUPPORT JDRP'S VOWEL MOVEMENT!" Man, whatever altered state of mind you're in when you write these bizarre promotional FreezeFest posts, I hope it's not while you're also putting the bridle cover on that Javelin rig that I bought from Square 3 last weekend. It's hard to make me laugh. Most of the time, I'll give people a charity laugh so they don't think I'm being a dick. Let alone, an internet post making me laugh... I read your posts and laugh my ass off out loud here. F.cking brilliant they are... Cheers. Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudderow 2 #104 February 3, 2006 PJ, you crack me up. see ya soon. PMS #165 Swooo #613 CSA #687 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chunkybunky 0 #105 February 3, 2006 Word of caution giant squid fighting enthusiasts. Giant squid are some slimy suckers. Make sure your skydiving gear is cleared out of the fighting area. Get a little bit of that slime on a rig and you will be doing a lot of solo's. The stench from giant squid slime makes a Packoslovinahemian Camel smell like a bunch of roses. But at least you will have plenty of room on the airplane. I am putting my 20 bucks on JDRP. The Packosovinahemian Champion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #106 February 3, 2006 Looks like it will be perfect squid fighting conditions! Windy and rain all day with gusts to 37 mph! Weeee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agent_lead 0 #107 February 3, 2006 looks pretty shitty there today and tommorrow weather-wise... glad i made plans to come out on sunday...when the weather wont be as demanding... cant wait to get out there...i work all week long just to enjoy a few jumps at a dropzone 2 hours away from my house... eloy in 3 weeks...WOOT!-------------------------------------------- www.facebook.com/agentlead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FFAdventures 0 #108 February 3, 2006 Yes - looks like Sunday is the better day, but it is clearing here right now!! The forecast may change completely, so keep an eye open for sun on Saturday!Where the world comes to skydive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyvanfan 0 #109 February 3, 2006 Dodgeball Team Coach: Available all day Saturday for practice on the regulation Dodgeball Court right inside the hangar. Get your balls ready... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmytacism 0 #110 February 3, 2006 So, this is the first weekend I can make it down to Cross Keys since the Invasion, and the weather wants to be all windy and rainy and stuff. I'm going outside to sacrifice myself to the sunset and do a reverse raindance on my hands. And maybe consume a few mystical earthworms. Yeah. The forecast for Sunday (a la weather.com) keeps changing from partly cloudy to UBERWINDY to partly sunny to UBERWINDY (I've been checking every 5 minutes--I'm at work, what else am I supposed to do??). It's making me dizzy. Is there still going to be a Fest, even if we don't have the Freeze? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philly51 0 #111 February 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote Noemi Skyvanfan Liz Bobby Bubba Rudderow Sean Andre PJ Alyson Darren Brian THE LEGENDARY STEVE LOVE Chuck Norris Gary Coleman Gary Busey (?) Team SWOOOO Stuey Newman The Eagles Cheerleaders Cass Rock,Paper,Scissors Tourney skydivers in handcuffs... Handcuff keys (only if you kids behave) Sick Will Legendary Alan Irons Drunken Dodgeball Sock Puppets Tree Frogs Vaseline Navy Seals Giant Squids (the Seals are the little ones) Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, Shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Superman32 0 #112 February 4, 2006 QuoteThe forecast for Sunday (a la weather.com) keeps changing from partly cloudy to UBERWINDY to partly sunny to UBERWINDY (I've been checking every 5 minutes--I'm at work, what else am I supposed to do??). It's making me dizzy. Of course the weather is going to be shittya t CK. They mentioned the "B" work. Just means that you can start drinking ealy Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rudderow 2 #113 February 7, 2006 Thanks FFA for a fun Warm&Wet Fest!! Even with the rain, it was a great time. PMS #165 Swooo #613 CSA #687 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #114 February 7, 2006 Yeah, but did ya'll have slip 'n slide, fire dancers, thong wearing bike crashers, and scantilly clad women? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites agent_lead 0 #115 February 9, 2006 QuoteYeah, but did ya'll have slip 'n slide, fire dancers, thong wearing bike crashers, and scantilly clad women? actually that was at my house...-------------------------------------------- www.facebook.com/agentlead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites KiwiQ 0 #116 February 10, 2006 Just a note: Wearing a Protec will not protect you against people who want to punch things (namely heads "safely" enclosed in Protecs)."...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 5 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Superman32 0 #112 February 4, 2006 QuoteThe forecast for Sunday (a la weather.com) keeps changing from partly cloudy to UBERWINDY to partly sunny to UBERWINDY (I've been checking every 5 minutes--I'm at work, what else am I supposed to do??). It's making me dizzy. Of course the weather is going to be shittya t CK. They mentioned the "B" work. Just means that you can start drinking ealy Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudderow 2 #113 February 7, 2006 Thanks FFA for a fun Warm&Wet Fest!! Even with the rain, it was a great time. PMS #165 Swooo #613 CSA #687 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #114 February 7, 2006 Yeah, but did ya'll have slip 'n slide, fire dancers, thong wearing bike crashers, and scantilly clad women? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agent_lead 0 #115 February 9, 2006 QuoteYeah, but did ya'll have slip 'n slide, fire dancers, thong wearing bike crashers, and scantilly clad women? actually that was at my house...-------------------------------------------- www.facebook.com/agentlead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiQ 0 #116 February 10, 2006 Just a note: Wearing a Protec will not protect you against people who want to punch things (namely heads "safely" enclosed in Protecs)."...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
