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THE jimmy told me he was heading up on wednesday night.
men, watch your ladies! Here are some of the facts jimmy told me about himself....

Jimmy doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

The movie Anaconda was filmed in Jimmy's pants.

Jimmy once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

Wilt Chamberlin claims to of slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Jimmy calls this "a slow Tuesday."

Jimmy is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Jimmy



I have heard the same things about Jimmy... I worry that Christina will leave me for Jimmy and thats the real reason we don't go to the dz anymore.
Joe
www.greenboxphotography.com

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When is the skyvan getting their?



Skyvan? Who wants to ride in that thing? Otter, Otter, Otter. That is where it's at. Let the Tandems have the Skyvan.

2moredaysandcounting...



"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

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Hell, just give me anything with an engine and a door. Ok, preferably something with two engines and a big door. Anything will be fast compared to teh Cessnas I've been jumping out here in CO, with DA on the ground close to 10K on some days.

JennX and myself will be arriving Thu afternoon.... anybody heard about Tricialicious and her man D-money the robot scientist?

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teh Cessnas I've been jumping out here in CO, with DA on the ground close to 10K on some days.



Could someone please translate? I have no idea what you just said.;)

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anybody heard about Tricialicious and her man D-money the robot scientist?



No. But I did hear about the two guys that walked into the bar. (the third one ducked. har-har.)



"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

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Has jimmy posted when he will arrive? I will not go to the boogie unless i know that he is there.
Joe



THE Jimmy is far to busy to post. He will most likely just materialize, so we should all be prepared to bow.
It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

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Has jimmy posted when he will arrive? I will not go to the boogie unless i know that he is there.
Joe



THE Jimmy is far to busy to post. He will most likely just materialize, so we should all be prepared to bow.



I just spoke with jimmy and he is going North Wed afternoon. he also promised that he would aknowledge me in public he said that he would be changing my name and calling me George.. at least he will talk to me!
Joe
www.greenboxphotography.com

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I just picked up a big box of Redemption Boogie T-Shirts and will be bringing them up with me tomorrow!

Be sure to get your LSPC Redemption Boogie T-Shirt so everyone knows that you were at one of the most fun boogies of the summer!!!

You will have to ask Frank how much they are, I have no idea.

2 days and counting.......

Jimmy

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ALSO-
Rumor has it: the SkyVan is going to be around on Thursday night... BYOB & Bachelor party... (girls, we'll find something to do... ;))

Check or credit card works; there's an extra fee for credit card.
We'll

Can't wait to party it up mid-west style!!! I'm soooooo excited for this boogie!!!!!!!!

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Jason, you and Chris have way too much time on your hands, but
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Jimmy Coiner once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. 'Jimmy Coiner won by 5.

is quite possibly the funniest damn thing I've ever heard.:D
I missed this boogie last year and I don't remember the lame excuse, but it doesn't matter cuz' I'l be there Friday morning as early as I can. And I can't wait to see Jimmy again and bask in his glow. Ya know I heard that most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes, but Jimmy has 72... and they're all poisonous.:o


"Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life!

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I don't remember your excuse either, but it was definitely lame. I'm glad to hear your making it up this year we're going to have a good time.

See ya tommorrow.
Joe.



"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

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I was gonna come up today, but with a 70% chance of thunderstorms, I might just come up tomorrow. I don't think my tent-setting-up skills are rated for high winds. :P



That was the lame excuse I went with for the Hillbilly boogie and I missed an awsome time.[:/] Go tonight if you can (I can't). Setting up a tent in the rain is worth it since they're will be stripper(s) there.;)

Besides, I hear that Jimmy Coiner's penis has a Hemi!


"Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life!

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Besides, I hear that Jimmy Coiner's penis has a Hemi!



The auto maunfactures wanted to use Jimmy as thier engine name and when the consulted him he said that the cars where not powerfull enough so he would not endorss them. so they came up with Hemi and not Jimmy!
That Jimmy, he has the power!
Joe
www.greenboxphotography.com

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Have you ever noticed that Jimmy always jumps with gloves on? When I asked him why he said that if he didn't, anyone who he docked on would immediately gain complete and total consciousness then ascend to a higher plane of existence leaving him with no one to jump with.


BTW, great boogie (minus the heat). I want to congratulate that motherf@#$!er Frank Forlini and all of LSPC for putting it on. It really is quality.

Also, congratulations to Nick and Chazi on getting hitched (I think that's the proper term they use in Nebraska).

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