IFallFast 0 #26 June 20, 2006 Jimmy Coiner got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Jimmy Coiner for every answer!! I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #27 June 20, 2006 Jimmy Coiner lost his virginity, before his dad<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #28 June 20, 2006 In an emergency, Jimmy Coiner can be used as a floatation device. I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #29 June 20, 2006 Jimmy Coiner makes onions CRY!!! I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #30 June 20, 2006 Jimmy Coiner once shot down an Otter by simply pointing his finger at it and saying "Damn, I missed my load"<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #31 June 20, 2006 Jason Norris wishes he was Jimmy Coiner right now I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #32 June 20, 2006 Jimmy Coiner once fell asleep on a water bottle, and this is how water became holy.<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #33 June 20, 2006 Jimmy Coiner once made the temperature drop so fast Ice Miraculaously appeared, in his pants I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #34 June 20, 2006 When Jimmy Coiner skydives he doesn't fall, the universe comes to him instead.<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #35 June 20, 2006 Jimmy Coiner was in fact what Willis was talkin' about. I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #36 June 20, 2006 Jimmy's real last name is actually Hoffa<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #37 June 20, 2006 QuoteJimmy's real last name is actually Hoffa That is why we could not find him until Mike Mullins acknowledged him... I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #38 June 20, 2006 Jimmy Coiner does not shower, because dirt is too scared of him<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #39 June 20, 2006 Jimmy Coiner smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Jimmy Coner's personal chef. I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #40 June 20, 2006 When someone sneezes, God says Jimmy bless you<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #41 June 20, 2006 Not everyone that Jimmy Coiner jumps with gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #42 June 20, 2006 Jimmy Coiner doesn't need air, air needs Jimmy Coiner<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #43 June 20, 2006 "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Jimmy Coiner;s theme song. I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #44 June 20, 2006 Jimmy Coiner is so fast he flies past himself in freefall to beat himself onto the next load.<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #45 June 20, 2006 Jimmy Coiner IS an Otter Load I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #46 June 20, 2006 God called and got Jimmy's answering machine. As a result, Brittany married Kevin Federer<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #47 June 20, 2006 While God was resting on the seventh Jimmy Was Skydiving I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #48 June 20, 2006 God created the world in 6 days, Jimmy created God in 7 seconds... And then he went skydiving<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #49 June 20, 2006 Jimmy Has 2 rigs; one for himself and one for his alter-ego Chuck norris I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #50 June 20, 2006 The Redemption boogie: "Skydivers way of salvation from sins through Jimmy's sacrifice"<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
