Krip 2 #1151 July 20, 2007 Quote Quote You definitely will be screwed if your new wife catches you trying to shove those unused tickets in some mans butt. Which leads us to the question - Would you shove your fingers up some man's butt to get LP jump tickets? If yes, how many would it take? Man fingers up another man's butt for jump ticketsEx lax5 tickets minimum to dig thru that shit in a flush toiletNo watching or videos allowed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #1152 July 20, 2007 Quote Hey I wanted to see what the weather was doing over there sin ce it is absolutely nasty here...I got worried for a few minutes...since it almost NEVER rains here like this in Late July. But the ten Day at LP is lookin goot mahn... http://www.weather.com/weather/tenday/USMT0217?from=36hr_topnav_undeclared Hi A Your going to give the folks that want to move to western Wa the wrong idea what to expect weather wise. We only had a few days of weather >85 degree's, the rest of the summer has been delightful, cool, some clouds and rain. If the weathwr here was really nasty we wouldn't have a ban on outside burningBack to more important stuff like fishing for free jump tickets from bozo's butt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #1153 July 20, 2007 Quote Would you shove your fingers up some man's butt to get LP jump tickets? If yes, how many would it take? How many what? Fingers or jump tickets? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #1154 July 20, 2007 Quote Quote Would you shove your fingers up some man's butt to get LP jump tickets? If yes, how many would it take? How many what? Fingers or jump tickets? Blues, Dave Dave would take the whole fist for 1 ticket!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #1155 July 20, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Would you shove your fingers up some man's butt to get LP jump tickets? If yes, how many would it take? How many what? Fingers or jump tickets? Blues, Dave Dave would take the whole fist for 1 ticket!!! Hi JR You and Dave come from the same DZSo you know this first HAND Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #1156 July 21, 2007 For the love of God, can someone please create a time machine so I can get my ass outta CA and into MT!!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW Are we there yet~!? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #1157 July 21, 2007 Quote For the love of God, can someone please create a time machine so I can get my ass outta CA and into MT!!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW Are we there yet~!? g Nope ... but I will be in 4 sleeps. Did that make you feel any better??? 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #1158 July 21, 2007 6 sleeps.....and a bunch of packing stuff to bring Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #1159 July 21, 2007 Quote Quote For the love of God, can someone please create a time machine so I can get my ass outta CA and into MT!!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW Are we there yet~!? g Nope ... but I will be in 4 sleeps. Did that make you feel any better??? Not unless you post a pic of Herc licking himself.Give the young stud muffins something to shoot for by the time they get to LP. "Hi Shell wanna see what I can do"One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #1160 July 21, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Would you shove your fingers up some man's butt to get LP jump tickets? If yes, how many would it take? How many what? Fingers or jump tickets? Blues, Dave Dave would take the whole fist for 1 ticket!!! Hi JR You and Dave come from the same DZSo you know this first HAND Can you believe I do that for a living and don't get a fricken jump ticket for the service....what is up with that BS.....of course my fingers are way better than docs ....small fingers....small hands....but great at prostate massageDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #1161 July 21, 2007 Meet you at manifest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #1162 July 21, 2007 Quote6 sleeps.....and a bunch of packing stuff to bring dont forget , i'm bring you that Mark 1 bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #1163 July 21, 2007 Quote dont forget , i'm bring you that Mark 1 Yup I know.. I am thinking about jumping it so I had a couple belly warts packed upI think the Turtle want to jump one of the other rounds....You need to go jump in the lake mister... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #1164 July 21, 2007 Quote Quote dont forget , i'm bring you that Mark 1 Yup I know.. I am thinking about jumping it so I had a couple belly warts packed upI think the Turtle want to jump one of the other rounds....You need to go jump in the lake mister... I just looked in my logbooks. Ive got 16 waterjumps logged. 16 is a nice number...think I will keep it. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #1165 July 21, 2007 Quote Quote Nope ... but I will be in 4 sleeps. Did that make you feel any better??? Not unless you post a pic of Herc licking himself.Give the young stud muffins something to shoot for by the time they get to LP. "Hi Shell wanna see what I can do" I will not fuel your perversion. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #1166 July 21, 2007 Quote Quote dont forget , i'm bring you that Mark 1 Yup I know.. I am thinking about jumping it so I had a couple belly warts packed upI think the Turtle want to jump one of the other rounds....You need to go jump in the lake mister... ABSATIVELYI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #1167 July 21, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Nope ... but I will be in 4 sleeps. Did that make you feel any better??? Not unless you post a pic of Herc licking himself.Give the young stud muffins something to shoot for by the time they get to LP. "Hi Shell wanna see what I can do" I will not fuel your perversion. plagarist ! bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #1168 July 21, 2007 Quote Quote I will not fuel your perversion. plagarist ! 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #1169 July 21, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Nope ... but I will be in 4 sleeps. Did that make you feel any better??? Not unless you post a pic of Herc licking himself.Give the young stud muffins something to shoot for by the time they get to LP. "Hi Shell wanna see what I can do" I will not fuel your perversion. Shell I don't need the pics We got two male labs and one female lab, and there all taller than me.Herc's pic is for the other pervs going to LP that are dogless. BTW I hate it when the hounds lick themselves and then give me a kiss. Loose lips sink shipsOne Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #1170 July 21, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Not unless you post a pic of Herc licking himself.Give the young stud muffins something to shoot for by the time they get to LP. "Hi Shell wanna see what I can do" I will not fuel your perversion. Shell I don't need the pics We got two male labs and one female lab, and there all taller than me. Then don't ask me to post a pic of him ... Quote BTW I hate it when the hounds lick themselves and then give me a kiss. Loose lips sink ships So you WATCH them lick themselves and then let them KISS you??? You gotta be smarter than the hounds, Krip ... 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 41 #1171 July 21, 2007 Quote Quote dont forget , i'm bring you that Mark 1 Yup I know.. I am thinking about jumping it so I had a couple belly warts packed upI think the Turtle want to jump one of the other rounds....You need to go jump in the lake mister... Hey Amazon, If you end up with a spare round to jump in the lake... I think it would be fun! Ian"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #1172 July 21, 2007 Quote Quote Quote dont forget , i'm bring you that Mark 1 Yup I know.. I am thinking about jumping it so I had a couple belly warts packed upI think the Turtle want to jump one of the other rounds....You need to go jump in the lake mister... Hey Amazon, If you end up with a spare round to jump in the lake... I think it would be fun! Amazon Are the packers doing the rounds or is it a DIY deal. Ian One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #1173 July 21, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Not unless you post a pic of Herc licking himself.Give the young stud muffins something to shoot for by the time they get to LP. "Hi Shell wanna see what I can do" I will not fuel your perversion. Shell I don't need the pics We got two male labs and one female lab, and there all taller than me. Then don't ask me to post a pic of him ... Quote BTW I hate it when the hounds lick themselves and then give me a kiss. Loose lips sink ships So you WATCH them lick themselves and then let them KISS you??? You gotta be smarter than the hounds, Krip ... Hi Shell Don't have to watch them do the licking. Their dogs and they do what dogs do.All three dogs have been fixed. Lots of fun watching the female humping the males, the males humping the males and the males humping the females. We don't get out much Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 41 #1174 July 21, 2007 I am not worried about remembering how... but just in case I do have a ParaComander manual "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #1175 July 21, 2007 Quote All three dogs have been fixed. Lots of fun watching the female humping the males, the males humping the males and the males humping the females. We don't get out much Here's some "porn" for you then. Herc and his girlfriend, Keira ... Edited to add ... Oops. Hitting UPLOAD helps ... 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
