Redemption Boogie 2007!!!!

[AndrewKarnowski 0]

If you spell Jimmy Coiner wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Jimmy Coiner?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure, not the woman cause all he has to do is wink and she's done

[AndrewKarnowski 0]

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Jimmy Coiner and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

[kansasskydiver 0]

If Jimmy Coiner has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Halder, are you still single?

[AndrewKarnowski 0]

When God said, "Let there be light",

Jimmy said, "say please."

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner only masturbates to pictures of Jimmy Coiner and everyone else goes blind

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=jimmy+coiner&go=Go

Jimmy doesn't have a wikipedia page because they're afraid of what will happen if they get it anything wrong.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner does not sleep. He waits.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

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Jimmy Coiner does not sleep. He waits.

Jimmy coiner doesn't wait, he says "now" and it happens.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Jimmy Coiner

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

When jimmy jumps at a cessna dropzone, the ride to altitude only takes 30 seconds.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner invented water, when he fell asleep on a bottle

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Coiner’s penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner is Luke Skywalker's real father

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy C. doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner has two speeds. Sit and head down

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Jimmy Coiner got an award for masturbating in public.

[kansasskydiver 0]

There are 4 types of intercourse:

Sex
Making Love
F*cking
and Jimmy Coiner style

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[kansasskydiver 0]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jimmy Coiner

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Jimmy Coiner allows to live.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner taught Ron Jeremy everything he knows... When he was only 2

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Sega made an arcade game once where you fought Jimmy Coiner. Every time you put a quarter in, the screen immediately displayed "You Lose". It was Sega's most popular machine ever.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner puts the laughter in manslaughter.