Redemption Boogie 2007!!!!

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Jimmy Coiner gave Mona Lisa that smile.

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In fine print at on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Jimmy Coiner, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Jimmy Coinership

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Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Jimmy Coiner once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Jimmy the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas.

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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Jimmy Coiner

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Mr T was originally white, before he met Jimmy Coiner. Jimmy gave him a stare, and all of Mr T's white cells dissipated from his body. Later on, when asked why he didn't kill him, Jimmy answer "he pitied the fool". Since then, Mr.T has been trying to copy Jimmy.

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I once had a girl friend... Till she met Jimmy Coiner. I can't complain though... I mean how many people can say you slept with a girl Jimmy Coiner has too!

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Coiner claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Jimmy Coiner can piss his name into concrete.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner once participated in an orgy with 500 other people. The only survivor is now in a coma.

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Jimmy Coiner once participated in an orgy with 500 other people. The only survivor is now in a coma.

Jimmy Coiner did the Houston 500 Porno HIMSELF!

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Everytime Jimmy Coiner hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud…enough said.

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Jimmy Coiner's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Jimmy Coiner

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Jimmy Coiner can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

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Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he's nervous Jimmy Coiner might be watching.

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Jimmy Coiner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

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Jimmy Coiner can divide by zero

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Jimmy Coiner was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

The fountain of eternal youth is actually a reference to jimmy coiner and his sperm.

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Jimmy Coiner can speak braille.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.

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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, some of Jimmy Coiners sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jesus can walk on water, Jimmy Coiner can walk on Jesus

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Ever wonder why not a single woman has come forward and claimed to have had sex with Jimmy Coiner? It's cause they're STILL having orgasm's and can't walk straight

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