Redemption Boogie 2007!!!!

[AndrewKarnowski 0]

On a high school math test, Jimmy Coiner put down "Swooping" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jimmy Coiner solves all his problems with swooping.

[freeflyimpaired 0]

"Jimmy Coiner Camp" makes "Guantanamo Bay" sound like a weekend retreat in the Hamptons.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

[kansasskydiver 0]

Eric Mielke AND Jason Norris own pairs of Jimmy Coiner pajamas

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jimmy Coiner way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

[freeflyimpaired 0]

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jimmy Coiner, you're fucking dead."

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

[Skydivinghippie 0]

I was bored and just wanted to get the facts out there. Sorry........Please.....Don't let Jimmy know.


Jimmy Coiner destroyed the periodic table, because Jimmy Coiner only recognizes the element of awe!

I'll be your huckleberry.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner can delete the Recycling Bin.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to Bellyflyers, it’s probably Jimmy Coiner.

[freeflyimpaired 0]

When Jimmy Coiner used Herbal Essences, the shampoo had an orgasm.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jimmy Coiner see’s the glass as a deadly weapon.

[kansasskydiver 0]

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Jimmy Coiner banging your sister.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

When a tsunami happens, it’s because Jimmy Coiner has been swimming laps in the ocean.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner clips his toenails with a chain saw.

[freeflyimpaired 0]

Jimmy Coiner named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Jimmy Coiner threw it.

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner can kill two stones with one bird.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner's belly button is actually a power outlet.

[freeflyimpaired 0]

Your attraction to Jimmy Coiner in no way affects your sexual orientation.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

[kansasskydiver 0]

Jimmy Coiner was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

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[AndrewKarnowski 0]

Jimmy Coiner has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain.

[freeflyimpaired 0]

Jimmy Coiner can leave a message before the beep!

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."