loltron 0 #1 November 24, 2010 The turkey, the stuffing, some canned beets and Aunt Janice, that beastly excuse of a human you are so unfortunately related to. You stuff your face, you feign interest, you hug and be hugged. The gluttony, the family and the napping. So kids, pack up your leftovers, say goodbye to Grandma, hop in your car and come jump out of an airplane with your real family. Join us for Skydive Hollister's First Annual Turkey Day Leftovers Boogie. As you may or may not know, we're going to be saying goodbye to the Bunkhouse for the season. Don't fret, my little dears, it'll be back next year, but for now we must bid farewell to that magnificent house. And what better way to say such a tearful goodbye, we ask, than wine, women and song? Well, we know exactly what would be better than to stuff one's face with food and booze amongst family. The only thing better than such a glorious gathering would be to stuff one's face with food and booze amongst friends and family after a day of $10 slots. Forget Black Friday. I heard someone was selling a 40" HD Flatscreen Supertron 5000 for $250. Whatever. We're selling $10 skydives. Cash only. From the PAC. Friday thru Sunday. BYO women. And wine for that matter. The turkey is on us. So join us, skydiving family, for a weekend of $10 slots followed by a huge family dinner, gluttonous consumption of alcoholic beverages and more merriement than you can shake a stick at. The tl;dr version: -$10 slots Fri (12pm), Sat & Sun (9am) -Potluckish, leftover fueled dinner Sat night -Wine, Cheap Slots, Turkey, Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
