CSpenceFLY 1 #551 March 12, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Ok kids, you have about a day and a half to ask unlimited stupid questions and get moderately quick answers, depending on how fucking stupid the question is. Once I get to Fitz. on Monday I check the internet once, maybe twice a day and I ignore the really stupid questions. Once you get to the boggie there are only 5 answers. 1.Yes 2.No 3.I don't know 4.Wal-Mart 5.Ask (insert name of the person who has pissed me off the most) Billyvance FIFY They're gonna have to text me then. More fun all around if I have them call you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #552 March 12, 2012 Lmao.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #553 March 12, 2012 Quote yeah, I remember that one year one guy I was hoping to come out and join us as a newly licensed jumper, got all negative about the winds or something. Didn't matter what I tried to explain via PM, he was stone cold dead set in his opinion, posting rules be damned. Finally told him to fuck off. Never heard from him again. Don't nobody make me say that again. Say it again Billy!!!! Refuse to Lose!!! Failure is NOT an option! 1800skyrideripoff.com Nashvilleskydiving.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #554 March 12, 2012 Quote I'll work for spankings. What's got 2 thumbs and will pack your parachute? Dang. here I was gonna say I was for sale as a packer. But I guess you beat me to the job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #555 March 12, 2012 Quote Dang. here I was gonna say I was for sale as a packer. But I guess you beat me to the job. Then I guess it comes down to whoever has packed the fewer reserve rides! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #556 March 12, 2012 Quote Quote Dang. here I was gonna say I was for sale as a packer. But I guess you beat me to the job. Sold You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #557 March 12, 2012 Quote Sold Get in line, Buddy. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #558 March 12, 2012 Quote Quote Sold Get in line, Buddy. Don't make me start a bidding warYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #559 March 12, 2012 Quote Don't make me start a bidding war I'll match your deep pockets with my banning buttons. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #560 March 12, 2012 Oh yeah Jo's not afraid of you but I am You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #561 March 12, 2012 now now children, I can pack for both of you There's enough love to go around! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #562 March 12, 2012 You are the bestest You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #563 March 12, 2012 I've never packed a mal. I will pack for you ... for a special remuneration to be named later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #564 March 12, 2012 Quote now now children, I can pack for both of you There's enough love to go around! Forget the packing...tell me about the love. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #565 March 12, 2012 Quote Quote now now children, I can pack for both of you There's enough love to go around! Forget the packing...tell me about the love. It all goes to the parachutes I pack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #566 March 12, 2012 Quote Quote Quote now now children, I can pack for both of you There's enough love to go around! Forget the packing...tell me about the love. It all goes to the parachutes I pack Ah..wha...Hmm...Do you know who I am? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #567 March 12, 2012 Quote Then I guess it comes down to whoever has packed the fewer reserve rides! Only one, he had another packer pack his main, but my reserve pack job saved his bacon. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #568 March 13, 2012 Quote I've never packed a mal. I will pack for you ... for a special remuneration to be named later. what exactly constitutes a mal? I got current on sat. made 4 jumps. yah me. had a mal ( spinning line twists ) boo! fixed it. didn't have to chop.yah me but it wasn't really a mal. the slider was above the twists. and it was in that spinning dive with the twists getting worse for maybe 4 or 5 seconds . but then I got the twists stopped and the old sabre got above my head. flying away for the dz natch. and it took maybe a min to kick out. but i made the dz barely.i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spills 0 #569 March 13, 2012 I talked someone else into driving down with me. Gas savings = 4 more jumps wwwooo hoooo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #570 March 13, 2012 Quote Quote Dang. here I was gonna say I was for sale as a packer. But I guess you beat me to the job. Then I guess it comes down to whoever has packed the fewer reserve rides! I've never packed a choppy mc-chop-chop.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #571 March 13, 2012 Quote Quote Don't make me start a bidding war I'll match your deep pockets with my banning buttons. OHHH!!!! Can I push the button?!?!?!?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #572 March 13, 2012 QuoteI talked someone else into driving down with me. Gas savings = 4 more jumps wwwooo hoooo. Damn! anyone wanna carpool? Folks flyin' in to ATL???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #573 March 13, 2012 Quote Quote I talked someone else into driving down with me. Gas savings = 4 more jumps wwwooo hoooo. Damn! anyone wanna carpool? Folks flyin' in to ATL??? Nevermind!!! I'm outta work at noon today and on the road shortly after!!! [happy dance]BOOYAH fuckers!!!![/happy dance]Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #574 March 13, 2012 fuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfucker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #575 March 13, 2012 Leaving in a few hours! See ya there! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
