Francine MC Filthy

[GreenLight 7]

I found this in Dirty Ed's Lil Loafer Trailer which I bought from the estate in order to use ti for fishing in the Bishop Area where he and I used to fish....

I'll give the first verse and you guys fill in the rest.

There was a young maiden of age fifty-seven

Who drove a blank gore like you never seen before

She drank and she cussed and she smelled to high heaven

That Francine McFilthy, the Skydiver's whore

NEXT

Green Light
"Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there."
"Your statement answered your question."

[airtwardo 7]

"Francine Mc Filthy"

by Little David

To the tune of "Streets of Larado"

There was a young maiden of age fifty-seven.
Who drove a blank gore like you've never seen before.
She drank and she cussed, and she smelled to high heaven.
That's Francine Mc Filthy, the skydiver's whore.

We went to a jump meet in Carson, Nevada.
The troops were all lined up at the Moonlight Ranch door.
But out in the bushes, one went for a quarter.
That's Francine Mc Filthy, the skydiver's whore.

Old Francine the queen of barnstorming banditos.
Would punch out S.O.S. 'till her knuckles were sore.
She'd make Pope and Bishop, in seventeen seconds,
Then take on nine jumpers, that's skydivers whore.

Way back in the old barnstorming days, I flew an old jenny.
The struts were all broken, the fabric was tore.
And out on the jumpstep, stood Francine Mc Filthy.
The pride of Milpitas, that skydiver's whore.

Francine was married to old Ernie Perkins;
The wedding took place in the back of a store;
The troops was all drinkin' and fightin' and yellin',
And Ernie got cursed wid' a skydiving whore.

Old Francine looked lovely, she smiled at the preacher.
I pioneer, jumpsuit, the gown that she wore.
Behind her sweet back, she gave us the finger.
That raunchy old bastard, that skydiver's whore.

The marriage was short lived, and so was old Ernie.
He crashed through a church roof, and died on the floor.
Francine missed the funeral, for a night jump at Chico.
So what's more important to a skydiving whore.

Then one day it happened, her navy rig failed her.
She tracked for Lake Merrit, but just made the shore.
She closed bloodshot eyes, and smiled through her A.H...
And that was the end of our skydiving whore.

So hang your head low boys and cry in your muscat.
The pride of Milpitas is with us no more.
And the noise that your hear at twelve-five is not thunder.
But the voice of old Francine, our skydiving whore.

And now somewhere on that eternal drop zone.
Stands one who hollers and beats on the door.
Won't you break down and hand out a drink there St. Peter.
To Francine Mc Filthy, the skydiver's whore.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[howardwhite 6]

Get'em ALL at:

http://www.chutinggallery.com/services/fun/parachute_songbook.pdf

Enjoy

HW

[skybill 22]

Hi Larry,
When'sthe next "Air Trash Song Night" at the Bar??

SCR-2034, SCS-680

III%,
Deli-out

[GreenLight 7]

Hey Bill,
How yas doin? Ususally we do song night in December... 12 Days Of Jumping and all that...

How's AT EAST doing? Any new members?

Green Light
"Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there."
"Your statement answered your question."

[GreenLight 7]

Jim,

You sure know how to kill a thread...

Green Light
"Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there."
"Your statement answered your question."

[airtwardo 7]

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Jim,

You sure know how to kill a thread...

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Opps...Sorry!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~