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QuoteIs this thing on?
Hello!
Duane is God! Send $5 for a bumper sticker.
Helllo! Do I need to type louder? Hello? Can anyone hear ME? HELLO? HEEELLLL-OOOOHHHHHH....??
How come I can't hear anything? Is this where something jumps out of the bushes and eats me?
HELLOOOOOO???? ???? Everyone's posts have been deleted, and Catherine Zeta Jones doesn't call anymore.
HELLOOOOOOO!
CALLING VER'ONKA. HELLLLLLLLLLLLL- Ohhhhhhh!
Bend down closer to the decoder ring.
snowmman 3
I got a $1M grant thru DARPA. I told them I was going to use modern social network techology to find Cooper.
The first test was this red balloon test.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34303629/ns/technology_and_science-innovation/
It was won by an MIT team, led by a guy who never buys food...he steals bagels from the back of a grocery.
They used a multilevel pyramid scheme, promising payout to everyone connected to the first report of each balloon. Sure they just copied a classic Ponzi scheme. But Ponzi works! US needs more Ponzi schemes...(edit) well it's not real Ponzi..I guess multi-level marketing..it's all kind of the same..in the end only a few make money.
"The MIT team created a recursive schedule of payouts that capitalized on the depth of social networks. "The MIT Red Balloon Challenge Team is interested in studying information flow in social networks, so if we win, we're giving all the money away to the people who help us find the balloons!" the team said on its Web site.
A formal online invitation system was created for recruiting volunteers. The participant who contributed the first confirmed sighting of a balloon was promised $2,000. The participant who recruited that finder would get $1,000. That person's recruiter would get $500, and so on down the chain."
You can see that the strategy copies Snowmman Industries corporate vision. We're looking to use the demonstrated "Red Balloon" success, as a way of getting more money to unroll a similar plan in Afghanistan. Plus we'll be able to build more Starbucks there...so it's all win-win.
Hey that reminds me: coffee stirrers: wood or plastic? What do people prefer?
(hey: maybe I can teach the Ponzi class at MIT? ...I'll assign grades based on a Ponzi scheme..will they fall for it?...Hmm...if the "whole world" is part of the multi-level marketing scheme..who makes money..oh that's right, the creator of the religion! Snowmman Industries..ka-ching!)
The first test was this red balloon test.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34303629/ns/technology_and_science-innovation/
It was won by an MIT team, led by a guy who never buys food...he steals bagels from the back of a grocery.
They used a multilevel pyramid scheme, promising payout to everyone connected to the first report of each balloon. Sure they just copied a classic Ponzi scheme. But Ponzi works! US needs more Ponzi schemes...(edit) well it's not real Ponzi..I guess multi-level marketing..it's all kind of the same..in the end only a few make money.
"The MIT team created a recursive schedule of payouts that capitalized on the depth of social networks. "The MIT Red Balloon Challenge Team is interested in studying information flow in social networks, so if we win, we're giving all the money away to the people who help us find the balloons!" the team said on its Web site.
A formal online invitation system was created for recruiting volunteers. The participant who contributed the first confirmed sighting of a balloon was promised $2,000. The participant who recruited that finder would get $1,000. That person's recruiter would get $500, and so on down the chain."
You can see that the strategy copies Snowmman Industries corporate vision. We're looking to use the demonstrated "Red Balloon" success, as a way of getting more money to unroll a similar plan in Afghanistan. Plus we'll be able to build more Starbucks there...so it's all win-win.
Hey that reminds me: coffee stirrers: wood or plastic? What do people prefer?
(hey: maybe I can teach the Ponzi class at MIT? ...I'll assign grades based on a Ponzi scheme..will they fall for it?...Hmm...if the "whole world" is part of the multi-level marketing scheme..who makes money..oh that's right, the creator of the religion! Snowmman Industries..ka-ching!)
georger 244
Hey that reminds me: coffee stirrers: wood or plastic? What do people prefer?
plastic. ligter more flexible/versatile. cleaner more
sanitary, hospitals use em, wont absorb water andother stuff to get yuky ... our anthropoid ancestors hated wood - we are always headed toward plastic, and whats needed now is a plastic that will cut diamond. Get to work on it ...
The "assignment"?
Who assigned you this? God?
Maybe someone else can get to the bottom of your "assignment".
Since Duane Weber was not DB Cooper, this must
be about something else.
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