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georger 245
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Try a can of cranberry sauce in a potato canon!
Damned funny. F=MA
georger 245
QuoteI read Georger's posts and considered them thoroughly. Especially the complete quote of the lyrics from Camptown Races.
April Fool.
Truth be known, I mostly skip over them these days. Most make little or no sense.
Try cranberry sauce in a potato canon - that makes
sense ... unless you are a zombie!
Or, you could apologise to zombie-kind?
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QuoteYep, we called it sauce even though it was more of a gelatin in mauve.
I've never thought about it, but we did too. So I looked on a can and that's what the Ocean Spray folks call it also. I'll have to look that one up.
Great Thanksgiving post. Everything is pretty much as you described it with a couple of regional substitutions.
The rolls were either burnt or -- just forgot to put them in the oven to start with.
About the only thing you left off was that funky fruit salad thing that always showed up - sometimes in a mold, sometimes just a can of fruit cocktail in some whipped creme. I don't recall ever seeing that particular dish outside of Thanksgiving and family reunions.
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Like yourself I have put a lot of time and money into this.
April Foooolz!
Georger instead of messin around - just what are you trying to say! I have put a lot of money plus 18 yrs into this - I don't have a lot to show for it because I couldn't afford Private Investigators or hire people to search the river and do tests on money.
I know the FBI was supposed to have the prints and DNA on DL in April and we never heard one word. She was in Wa this past wk-end telling her story at some club.
I also had a story to tell about Duane's connection to Eugene thru his step-daughter...but, the FBI did NOT acknowledge what I told them and from my source they never checked it out (this source was NOT FBI).
I offered up a letter sent to me to validate the story about Eugene, but no one was interested. I think I smell a SET UP! Are they going to announce that the prints and DNA on the old suitcase with the toothbrush and some other incidentals left in Eugene by a certain party are a match with Cooper.
IF that happens I have the only valid source of Duane's DNA there is - his watch which I have never cleaned - I just put it away. It was handled by others but the cells in the expandable band would be excellent sources of DNA for Duane Weber and probably the only DNA.
Don't know that I ever heard this longer version: Exactly what are you trying to say? Sounds like you are aware of something you can't talk about.
The blind hoss sticken in a big mud hole
Can’t touch bottom with a ten foot pole
I keep my money in an old tow-bag
Goin' to run all night
Goin' to run all day
I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
Somebody bet on the Geoff Gray
I bet some of the posters did NOT read your entire post!
Vickie's Dad - no one would be able to prove it WAS not him. No one and it would be the one no one would bet on. He would be the Gray. An old tow and a ten foot pole (ten foot hole).
Now I am making a story out of your little puzzle.
I can see the HEAD LINES now
Cooper's remains have been found by JT! The man who searched for Cooper for 40 yrs.
The remains match Vickie's father.
A little bird told JT there was a grave with 2 bodies in it and probably a chute - so JT goes out and digs up the body and places it where it would soon discovered and ID'd.
Source - Mr Fiction.
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“About the only thing you left off was that funky fruit salad thing that always showed up - sometimes in a mold, sometimes just a can of fruit cocktail in some whipped creme. I don't recall ever seeing that particular dish outside of Thanksgiving and family reunions.”
How could I have forgotten that culinary miracle from the past?
And why doesn’t something all of us know about have a name? Would you pass the…… (What did we say?). I don’t even recall asking for the stuff, but it most certainly was on my plate at every Thanksgiving. How could this much time have gone by, and I’ve never pondered the mystery side-dish which made a predictable appearance every November and December?
The version I was subjected to was a ‘fusion’ of a Waldorf salad, Christmas fruit salad and frozen salad. I don’t even remember who made the thing, and perhaps it did not originate from terrestrial means. Walnuts, grapes and little marshmallows were but a sample of the aggregate which was bonded with what I recall as, ooze-y Twinkie filling.
One summer we had a family get together at a county park. For some reason, it was decided who would make certain items with the addition of a ‘fun potluck’, side-dish, which would be a ‘surprise’. So the grills were stocked with charcoal which was fanned to the perfect amount of heat with hamburgers, hot dogs and chicken as main courses. The picnic tables were covered with that red checked fabric or gingham, because we were classy. The metal Coleman coolers were filled with sodas and homemade ice from quart milk cartons (to save money, I know). Who’s the victim here? Well, would you believe that out of our entire tribe of closeted Martha Stewarts and Paula Deens, the surprise side dish, save one, was Deviled eggs? I mean hundreds and hundreds of Deviled eggs, on multicolored platters, absolutely covering an entire picnic table, from stem to stern.
It looked so good on paper adding some danger and excitement to a summer picnic. I remember people walking by the table and doing triple takes and pointing. Some I believe even scooped up their children to give them a better look at our embryonic masterpiece, or to protect them from the degenerates who would collectively commit such an act. If you ever planned on advertising who inspired the ‘Addams Family’, I can’t think of a better beacon than, 32 square feet of blaze yellow filled egg halves, lovingly placed on a fire engine red table cloth.
As was the fashion at the time, we acted like it was normal and put our best face forward. The kids were encouraged to ‘hurry up’ and consume a platter to make room for the single non-Deviled egg item which was a 12 quart pot of pork and beans. To this day, I’m still not sure how this could have been viewed as a good idea or a way to attenuate the freakish nature of an egg covered, public table.
In any event, we were doing normal person in the park things when a ranger comes over and says hello. It was just a nice person being nice and he walked away. But that’s not what the adults thought. “Do you think he noticed the eggs?” was asked as if we had just committed some crime other than being felony dorks. “I don’t think so, he didn’t say anything” was the whistling passed the graveyard response. Now how anyone could miss our piece of edible folk art is a mystery to me, but the elders felt as if they had pulled off the perfect crime and swore everyone to eternal secrecy. An oath, which I have clearly and repeatedly violated.
Between the Beatles ‘Magical Mystery Tour’ album and John Waters’ ‘Pink Flamingos’, I have to wonder if we weren’t the only people to have experienced some bizarre egg-centric trauma. Considering how eternally cool and wealthy everyone else is, I suppose I’ll never find out. Coo-coo-key- choo; Babs, Babs.
smokin99 0
A picnic with a table full of deviled eggs. That sounds like something out of a Coen Bros movie.
As for the bread buttering corn......one of the parts of the movie "War Games" that always struck me - they are sitting at the table - and Dad starts slathering a slice of bread with butter and then proceeds to roll his corn in it. Only time I ever saw that particular practice.
Various remembrances: my family always called the sliced bread that came in a bag "light" bread instead of "white" bread.
We lived kinda of in the country - party line phones, dirt roads, You could walk down the road or in the back of the house and have your pick of green plums, mayhaws, figs, peaches, blackberries and muscadines. Just watch out for snakes.
We never ate salads - if it didn't come out of the ground in the immediate vicinity we didn't eat that particular vegetable - and we didn't grow lettuce. First time i had a salad was at 15 years of age - I went to a restaurant (first time for that too). I thought that dressing was that stuff you had on Thanksgiving with turkey. Little did I know that people put that on lettuce and called it a salad. Also the first time i sat at a meal where there were two forks.
But we ate vegetables -- as long as they were cabbage, greens, tomatoes, corn, okra (nas-ty), squash, beans and peas. I always swore that i would NEVER make my children pick and shell peas on a hot summer day with gnats swarming all over the place when they could be swimming at the blue hole.
I remember peanut boils, daddy killing chickens with a swing of his arm, and hog slaughters (I still have an inch and 1/2 long scar on the top of my foot from when I was "helping" cut wood for the fire. Ax comes down on my foot instead of the wood. I remember my daddy carrying me and running through the woods to the house...me bleeding everywhere. I don't remember a hospital visit - the scar is wide so doesn't look like any stitches were used - I'm sure my mother doctored it up and then I probably got in trouble for "playing" with an ax and not being more like my older sisters and acting like a little girl ought to.
Generally, if you got hurt it was because you were doing something you weren't supposed to be. So after getting attention to the injury, you got your punishment for acting the fool. Kinda made you just want to bleed to death instead of going home to face mama.
georger 245
QuoteWe've hammered out most of the details on the Ariel documentary I will be shooting tomorrow. I thought the best way to explain everything would be through a list:
1) This video is not about yours truly, Blast, or about book-selling. It's about interviews, color, and what actually goes on from start to finish at the annual gathering. I will only appear on the video a very minimal time.
2) I have a rather loose shooting script. On the way down, some color shots, a few comments.
3) Interviews, some very short, others longer, with pretty much anyone who wants to talk Cooper or present their fave suspect. I'm especially interested in hearing from the locals in Ariel. As I said before, known 'Cooper Royalty' folks like Bruce Smith, Galen Cook, 377, or anyone heavily 'into' Cooper publicly on websites will be asked to sign AB's standard Appearance Release. If you can't do this, I can't use you in the video. And yes...even if I've had my differences with you, I don't have a problem with you going on the vid. Just because we may disagree doesn't mean I hate you. As the saying goes, 'everyone got an opinion...'
4) General: What goes on in Ariel at different times during the day and into the evening.
5) Interview with Dona Elliot about the history of Ariel, and some stories from past gatherings. Some coverage of special items of interest she has for sale, such as Ha Ha Ha, etc. I think she's the only one who actually has copies these days.
6) Whatever else looks interesting enough to shoot. One item definitely on the list is the Look-Alike contest.
7) After editing, adding titles/credits, some background music to certain shots, etc. the video will be made available at CreateSpace via Amazon. You'll have to search it out on our website, or over at Amazon. The links will NOT be posted at Dropzone. (Advertising rules)
8) A shorter preview version will be posted up at YouTube.
9) If you want to be interviewed or have something to say, you can talk to me tomorrow at Ariel after 11AM, or email me today at adventurebooksofseattleATgmailDOTCOM. (Although that address sounds company-generic, in reality I am the only one who has access.)
10) If you have any suggestions for shots, feel free to volunteer your ideas on Saturday, if you are planning to attend.
11) I may not drive home that night. The weather is crap anyway, and I might be tired. So I will be shooting late.
12) I will be the guy in the Huskies baseball hat wearing a heavy blue coat with a hood...
"If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere..."
Marilyn Monroe
One person's trash, is another person's trash.
Feckless.
QuoteWhy is Bruce being Cook's mouthpiece on the forum? It's strange -- what's the real motivation? MeyerLouie
whats the 'motivation' for anyone posting here?
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That's very true, Georger, good question. MeyerLouie
Especially interested in if she had the one with the 5 BOYS posted. The identity of 3 of them is known and those 3 went to WA from Camio in 1944 or 1945.
One was known to have jumping experience - the one who wore the boots and carried his guitar everywhere with him. Duane told me about this guy, but just said he knew the others ---he did not identify himself as the 5th guy - second from the right looking at the pic. I believe Duane was the one using another name, but they would also know him by the name of Dusty....and the 2 names given in the written script with the photo.
My mom used the same cranberry "recipe". I too recall the can molded red cylinder.
I ate a lot of yellowfin tuna sashimi. It was just the pre dinner appetizer. The trace amounts of Cesium and Mercury could become an issue when consumption is high.
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