howardwhite 6 #1 November 5, 2010 I didn't make this up. Honest. HW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #2 November 5, 2010 OMG, early skydiver porn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueSBDeath 2 #3 November 5, 2010 Yep, those kind of lines would make a girl fall out of control :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 November 5, 2010 Skymama when she was young??? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fastphil 0 #5 November 5, 2010 Sexy, they're rubbing belly warts... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guru312 0 #6 November 5, 2010 QuoteSexy, they're rubbing belly warts... Oh, yes man, that is some hot skydiving porn! Ain't nothin' quite like rubbing belly warts.Guru312 I am not DB Cooper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SEREJumper 1 #7 November 6, 2010 Quote Sexy, they're rubbing belly warts... It's perfectly fine if they both have warts, but what if only one of them had a wart? I'm guessing the other jumper would get upset if they got a wart and didn't want it!We're not fucking flying airplanes are we, no we're flying a glorified kite with no power and it should be flown like one! - Stratostar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #8 November 6, 2010 Quote Quote Sexy, they're rubbing belly warts... It's perfectly fine if they both have warts, but what if only one of them had a wart? I'm guessing the other jumper would get upset if they got a wart and didn't want it! Remember when sex was safe and skydiving was dangerous? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoobrothertom 5 #9 November 6, 2010 Maybe there're just bumping uglies?____________________________________ I'm back in the USA!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paralola 0 #10 November 9, 2010 Quote Remember when sex was safe and skydiving was dangerous? Very Clearly! How times have changed with ' the new equipment'Always happy to fall out of a plane Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 November 10, 2010 Quote Quote Sexy, they're rubbing belly warts... Oh, yes man, that is some hot skydiving porn! Ain't nothin' quite like rubbing belly warts. that sure ain't a Sweet Hog! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 November 10, 2010 Quote Skymama when she was young??? You calling me old, Billy? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #13 November 10, 2010 Quote You calling me old, Billy? No. He's calling you HOT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #14 November 10, 2010 Quote No. He's calling you HOT. Thanks, Kevin, good save. Billy owes you for that!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #15 November 10, 2010 Quote Quote Skymama when she was young??? You calling me old, Billy? It's a typo. He meant to say- when you were younger! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #16 November 13, 2010 Wow! I never knew skymama jumped gut-gear!??! So, did that line ever work... Howard? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #17 November 14, 2010 A lot of students would never have got into those training harnesses if they had ANY idea of what went on in them after hours !! No joke, either.... Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #18 November 14, 2010 QuoteA lot of students would never have got into those training harnesses if they had ANY idea of what went on in them after hours !! No joke, either.... And how many canopies were sold with stains of undetermined origin on them? SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #19 November 14, 2010 QuoteQuoteA lot of students would never have got into those training harnesses if they had ANY idea of what went on in them after hours !! No joke, either.... And how many canopies were sold with stains of undetermined origin on them? Sparky Mike, are you referring to the PROPER way to break in any new canopy ? A new canopy was not considered safe to jump until it had been fucked in, or at least that's how I remember it. Geez, and I thought you wuz a rigger.... ;-p Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 November 15, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteA lot of students would never have got into those training harnesses if they had ANY idea of what went on in them after hours !! No joke, either.... And how many canopies were sold with stains of undetermined origin on them? Sparky Mike, are you referring to the PROPER way to break in any new canopy ? A new canopy was not considered safe to jump until it had been fucked in, or at least that's how I remember it. Geez, and I thought you wuz a rigger.... ;-p The ole 'Late Night, Beer Light, Hop & Pop'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #21 November 15, 2010 I thought it was Hop on Pop!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #22 November 20, 2010 OK Howard, it's been long enough. So where did this come from? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
howardwhite 6 #23 November 20, 2010 Quote OK Howard, it's been long enough. So where did this come from? The Mystery Science Theater parody of "The Skydivers." I think. HW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MissBuffDiver 0 #24 November 20, 2010 ...That's Bill Hallam...Seems he said that to EVERY female student he ever had...Why do you think he spotted them for the other side of the canal?????....That was not a BAD spot! It was THE spot...LOL***YOU CAN"T KEEP A GOOD MAN down!!!!!...and he was hardly ever DOWN....Sandy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,354 #25 November 20, 2010 Hi MissBuff, Quote YOU CAN"T KEEP A GOOD MAN down!!!!!...and he was hardly ever DOWN.... So which would you choose: A good man is hard to find. A hard man is good to find. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
