New swooping terms (ADD YOURS)

[twnsnd 1]

I will apologize in advance to those with no sense of humor. Feel free to add your own.

Executing a beautiful swoop only to wreck yourself when you put your feet down - DRENNAN'ing

Swooping angry - JUDY'ing

Swooping with a bad haircut - MOLEDSKI'ing

Swooping while feeling under-appreciated - FROST'ing

Swooping in a midget costume - BAATCH'ing

Swooping while HUGE - LUND'ing

Catching a tree with your endcell and getting body slammed - STU'ing

Swooping while bald - HARTSWIG'ing

Swooping while badly needing a haircut and shave - SPIZZZARKO'ing

Swooping between used car sales - THORNTON'ing

Swooping when not busy with other "hippie oriented" events - SKYMONKEY'ing

I could go on for days.

-We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

[ianmdrennan 2]

Long as we keep this clean (well, relatively) I'll let it keep going
It's been a little while since there was some light hearted razzing

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[frost 1]

Not only do i NOT feel under-appreciated, but in fact I am deeply touched and humbled for being put on the same list with my personal heros - Chuck, Ian, Spizz, Justin, Aggie Dave... I could only dream of that a year or two ago!

[twnsnd 1]

Alright then....

Swooping while being deeply touched - FROST'ED

-We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

[lilchief 1]

hilaroius

"Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you long to return." - Da Vinci
www.lilchief.no

[CanuckInUSA 0]

Being forced into competitive swooping retirment because Keith ratted on you to the INS telling them that you were a national security terrorist risk while letting those stinking South Africans remain in the country only because he was jealous that he couldn't hit the entry gates even if his life depended on it ... ARMSTRO'ing.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[Spizzzarko 0]

Quitting the sport and STILL talking trash - TWNSND'ing

[Spizzzarko 0]

Not swooping and bitching online - ARMSTRONG'ing

[twnsnd 1]

Swooping while old and Canadian - ARMSTRONG'ing

Swooping your reserve - JOE BENNET'ing

-We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

[CanuckInUSA 0]

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Swooping while old and Canadian - ARMSTRONG'ing

Swooping your reserve - JOE BENNET'ing

Hey just because I am that much closer to the grave than the rest of you young'un southern #uckers, remember it's easier for me to be frozen in some snow bank and then unthawed once humans find a cure for ... death.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[twnsnd 1]

Calling a crash a "wingover" - HANSEN'ing

Leaving a permanent imprint of your face on the edge of Mile Hi's pond - BILLINGS'ing

Using complicated words to describe canopy flight while being way too nice and smiling ALL THE TIME! - GERMAIN'ing

Finding yourself in line twists at an EXTREMELY low altitude - JEFFRO'ing

-We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

[AggieDave 6]

HA! Nice. Its fun to be thought of on a list of such cool people.

For swooping while talking so loud people hear you before the whistle of your lines: DAN'ing


For a "real" term I call an unintentional pop-up off your swoop due to bad riser release to toggles or lack of riser control "turtling." You know, popping up like a turtle pops up out of the water.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Spizzzarko 0]

Swooping into your own "civil union" (gay marriage) - SHIMMEL'ing

[marks 0]

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Swooping into your own "civil union" (gay marriage) - SHIMMEL'ing

WTF?

thanks dude!

[twnsnd 1]

Being only the fourth woman on the PST - GRANT S ADAMS.....ing



Doing a 90 or less - ELOY'ing

-We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

[Spizzzarko 0]

Just kidding Mark!

Having a techno sound track for everything you do in life - SHIMMEL'ing

[AggieDave 6]

Having only 3 crappy techno songs to play over a PA at a swoop comp and playing them over and over: SLATON'ing

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[dharma1976 0]

creating a fifty foot splash of water while fucking up his setup for a downwind landing on the ranch pond - dharma1976-ing

oh wait thats me fuck

http://www.skyjunky.com

CSpenceFLY - I can't believe the number of people willing to bet their life on someone else doing the right thing.

[Spizzzarko 0]

SLATON'ing

I think this term could cover a lot here... haha

[AggieDave 6]

You know I found it ironic that when he was using my iPod for music the Imperial March came on, he said "that's enough of that" and he hit the next button. I said "but that's your theme song..." I don't think he got it.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[ianmdrennan 2]

Guys,

Lets keep this as clean as we can so it doesn't have to get trashed and so that we can keep laughing WITH each other. No need to continuously single out any individuals, no matter how warrented it may be.

Ian

Performance Designs Factory Team

[ianmdrennan 2]

Blowing your shoe off and having it land 5 seconds AFTER you - RUSSELL'ing

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[superstu 0]

tunnel humping paul rossouw...GRANT'ing

Slip Stream Air Sports
Do not go softly, do not go quietly, never back down

[ianmdrennan 2]

Doing a 35mph downwinder in Colorado on a hot summer day - BURRIER'ing

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[Spizzzarko 0]

Blowing your shoe off and having it land 5 seconds AFTER you - RUSSELL'ing


Stowing your break while your shoe is in the process of re-entry - RUSSELL'ing




Impacting the water at Mach .9 the next jump after cutting away - BENNET'ing Poor Joe....