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how long is long my bitch slaps other people in the air when it is open all the way
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CSpenceFLY - I can't believe the number of people willing to bet their life on someone else doing the right thing.
CSpenceFLY - I can't believe the number of people willing to bet their life on someone else doing the right thing.
QuoteI have the longest chest strap in the world! although some jealous haters may dispute that
Hate to break it to you Mike, but that's not a true statement anymore
What can I say, you inspired me
Performance Designs Factory Team
frost 1
you guys are just jealous. Don't hate the player, hate the game!
Oh and... I got a chest strap extension. 
Geez, guys...you keep this up and we'll wind up with chest strap restrictions in the rules...
"Holy s*** that was f***in' cold!"
Quoteyou guys are just jealous. Don't hate the player, hate the game!
Oh and... I got a chest strap extension.
Me 2. It's actually a hair too long (I think) - definitely a weird feeling laying flat during a swoop - but it's fun!
Performance Designs Factory Team
Isn't there some kind of pill I can take to naturally enhance my chest strap?
QuoteIsn't there some kind of pill I can take to naturally enhance my chest strap?
Enzite? Oh wait, that's Mikes 'other' enhancement agent......
Performance Designs Factory Team
frost 1
yes, indeed. But that was in the past. This year, with my winnings from the last FL CPA meet at the Farm, i was able to undergo a mildly painful operation where my oversized human testicles were replaced with simple, yet functional fist size brass balls.QuoteEnzite? Oh wait, that's Mikes 'other' enhancement agent......
For those who've never been to FL CPA - fifth place winnings were 1500 bucks this season, up $500 from the year before, when i only got $1000 for the third place. Also, FL CPA pays down to 10th place who basically gets his money back and 11th-15th places usually get back rubs with happy endings - compliments of Ian Drennan.
QuoteQuoteIsn't there some kind of pill I can take to naturally enhance my chest strap?
Enzite? Oh wait, that's Mikes 'other' enhancement agent......
now he just uses Niagra for the ladies...
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CSpenceFLY - I can't believe the number of people willing to bet their life on someone else doing the right thing.
CSpenceFLY - I can't believe the number of people willing to bet their life on someone else doing the right thing.
adamT 0
What is this "chest strap" you speak of.
Well, good luck everyone who applied! I believe today, or this weekend, is when they start notifying the first 36.
Blues,
Ian
Blues,
Ian
Performance Designs Factory Team
eUrNiCc 0
Good luck everybody! Who made the lucky 36?
Egad, A BASE life defiles a bad age.
Are they releasing the names of keeping it mum?
I know who DIDN'T make the first cut...
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Now, back to my regular scheduled programming...
Blog Clicky
frost 1
Yes. The rejection stung so bad...
Seeing my dreams and hopes flushed down the toilet was so painful, i got wasted and didnt sober up til just yesterday. When i woke up i saw that my eye brows were gone and my had was shaved. But they left a nice mohawk to preserve business-like appearance for when i go back to the office. Thanks guys, that was very thoughtfull of you!
I dont recall much of the last week, but i was told that i sold my JVX for less then $500 (true market value, i guess) to a post AFF student, saying that the canopy was perfect for him and that i dont need it anymore. I would't be surprised if i cried...
Embarrassing, but it was a good reality check... I guess it is time to face it i am not good enough and go visit a tattoo removal specialist. "Property of PD Factory Team" logo is getting burned off my ass. And this time - forever, I promise. Not like the last three times.
Seeing my dreams and hopes flushed down the toilet was so painful, i got wasted and didnt sober up til just yesterday. When i woke up i saw that my eye brows were gone and my had was shaved. But they left a nice mohawk to preserve business-like appearance for when i go back to the office. Thanks guys, that was very thoughtfull of you!
I dont recall much of the last week, but i was told that i sold my JVX for less then $500 (true market value, i guess) to a post AFF student, saying that the canopy was perfect for him and that i dont need it anymore. I would't be surprised if i cried...
Embarrassing, but it was a good reality check... I guess it is time to face it i am not good enough and go visit a tattoo removal specialist. "Property of PD Factory Team" logo is getting burned off my ass. And this time - forever, I promise. Not like the last three times.
I am excited to find out who all made it, just bummed it wont be till next year.
Sorry about the bad news mike.
Sorry about the bad news mike.
frost 1
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Sorry about the bad news mike.
me to, Shane, me too... but i was just kidding bro - i am not removing the tattoo. let it serve as a reminder - I could have been a contender!
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Sorry about the bad news mike.
me to, Shane, me too... but i was just kidding bro - i am not removing the tattoo. let it serve as a reminder - I could have been a contender!
How about your JVX?
frost 1
... hopefully will lead that fresh new jumper onto the righteous path towards Canopy Piloting Greatness... And me? well, I am browsing classifieds now for a used Spectre 150...Quoteyour JVX?
Quote... hopefully will lead that fresh new jumper onto the righteous path towards Canopy Piloting Greatness... And me? well, I am browsing classifieds now for a used Spectre 150...Quoteyour JVX?
They don't make those in 'Communist'
See you at the FLCPA meets this year Mike?
Blues,
Ian
Performance Designs Factory Team
frost 1
Highly unlikely man. I already cut the chest strap down to normal size... i dont deserve to have the longest one in the world. Also pulled out my old Mirage to accommodate my new canopy which will be in the 150 sq. foot range. It's done. I'm retired.Quote
See you at the FLCPA meets this year Mike?
At least if there was an emergency & your chest strap broke you could use some of Frost's chest strap to save the day. You wouldn't even have to be on the same load!
PD Factory team, etc. Yay, etc.
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