kallend 2,027 #26 October 30, 2003 QuoteNerd Humor PROOF THAT ALL ODD NUMBERS ARE PRIME: Mathmatician -- 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, the rest follows by induction. Statistician -- 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is expermental error so throw it out, 11 is prime, 13 is prime, the rest follows by induction. Computer Scientist -- 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, .... When I first heard that joke, computer science hadn't been invented yet, so that part was taken by "Engineer".... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #27 October 31, 2003 Even so, sorry. I had to teach statistics this week so my humor is really shoved to the nerd side of the scale. more so ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #28 October 31, 2003 QuoteEven so, sorry. I had to teach statistics this week so my humor is really shoved to the nerd side of the scale. more so At age 58 I have reached the conclusion that there are just a finite number of jokes in the world, and they come around on a 30 year cycle.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
