totalbodypilot 0 #1 December 7, 2008 Hi, If anyone could get me Olav's e-mail or location that would be appreciated. Olav if your listening i bet you $2500 to Pylon race me...$$$$ talks bullshit walks..... Blue Ones, Colon Berry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aykay 0 #2 December 8, 2008 Check local trees and shrubs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #3 December 8, 2008 Come back home Colon. I will race you for 10% that rate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acoisa 0 #4 December 8, 2008 This is his website http://www.1olav.com/ Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
howardwhite 6 #5 December 8, 2008 Sticky (English): http://www.1olav.com/en/home/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
totalbodypilot 0 #6 December 9, 2008 Big money gangster, do'nt play no games i just sling or bang. All or nothing....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #7 December 9, 2008 Quote Big money gangster, do'nt play no games i just sling or bang. All or nothing....... AH, yeah...kinda like this? Keep yo roll on gang'ster"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #8 December 9, 2008 All I got is play pimp. Ride down and try toying the columns. You need a transition handicap at the pylon? Christmas boogie... Rob and Jay take jump commission from the pot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
totalbodypilot 0 #9 December 9, 2008 I live in a world beyond your world, what you only fantisize, i do. I live a life where nothing is beyond me, for all my charm, exspensive toys, i'm a un'flinching, calculating machine. Remember the BOYZ in the hood are always hard, come talk'n trash and we'll punch your card, know'n nothing life but to be ligget, ....dont quot me me boy because i ant said shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
totalbodypilot 0 #10 December 9, 2008 Handicap?!? Please,....i got no beef with you , just a Vendeta that can only be solved once and for all in the thin air with a true body pilot,...but if you want to play, roll your dice. I grant you that you'll come up snake eyes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #11 December 9, 2008 I'll race you for free! You know why? I'm not quite as current and you'll kick my ass!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #12 December 10, 2008 No. No beefs. Just flying. Pure speed and hairpins. If it pleases, I'll put a snake-eye sticker on the back of my Gath. It will be the only thing you'll be seeing during the chase. Marine against Army Person. Old-school vs. new-school. Christmas boogie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
totalbodypilot 0 #13 December 10, 2008 Going back home for christmas, 23- Jan. 5th after that,...well lets just say we dont only play for money, but i want your helmet as well. I'm your daisy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #14 December 10, 2008 Winner takes helmets. Your yellow full-face will look nice on my mantle. Done. See you at the door. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
totalbodypilot 0 #15 December 10, 2008 Live or die, live to fly, ACES HIGH! If you think you'll even touch my helmet, you must be on cheap drugs my friend. Rules: no jump suit(t-shirt, & shorts), no stupid transitions, no touching, must make the gate (of coarse),Stay on the coarse with in the streamers, flip a coin for spots in the door, and all ca$h money is up front. Any side bets is good with me, i'm going to hand you your @#$ to you in a bag,..hell, i'll even sell your helmet back to you, at cost. Like i said before kid, you talk trash, I'll punch your card. If your going to talk the talk , do the walk...$2'500.00 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EXTremeWade 0 #16 December 10, 2008 This is what I am talking about! Skills test! I don’t have that kind of money but I am glad to see that some people do and are willing to put it on the line for the ultimate challenge. I hope you find your man! I hope you out carve whoever wants to try! This is BOLD brother! Good luck. You have to post the video, and make sure there are camera men filming it holding the streamers. I have done many pylon jumps, and I can at least set a great base for you and whoever, if this bet goes down. I have lots free airline miles. You let me know, and I will fly out for this bet. I will hold a great base. Peace man! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #17 December 10, 2008 Black cheese rains. You'll feel the pains. In your pants will be shit stains. Get out of my way, you're in my lane. Winner takes el' cappe. No 2500 bone sweep. Just the caps. I'll build a wooden stand for the helmets to be mounted - trophy style. Loser pays the pylon slots. Ladies and gentlemen, there's a tournament coming to the city. On the Christmas boogie boat. Sets sail from Skydive City and makes port at the dock in the Blue Abyss. East Coast hosting. Come out and cheer or join us for the "Running of the Hats!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
totalbodypilot 0 #18 December 10, 2008 You show me that you've "done something" worth me racing you, for just helmets, and I'll be there. I promise you kid that you will be holding just your googles when its all over..... If you want you can pay me to teach you how to beat me. Other wise, stay out of this brother, $2,500.00 up front, no less. This race is between me and another man who has my respect for this challenge. You can rime & rant all day, but in the end, like i said before $$$$ talks, bullshit walks. Thats the way we play old school, something you should write down & take a lesson on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #19 December 10, 2008 You've got respect for "the man" and wish to race him again. I've got respect for you. I've been vertical since 97 and only ask a warranted response. The same kind of response that "the man" should provide you. I think you're the shit dude. So why not give it a shot? I'm sure O.Z.1 has a similar perspective. In 98, I visited Zhills and asked for a flight or two. The tribe looked at me like I was in AFF. By the time I was good enough, Space Games was dead. Why would a person need to earn an icon's respect before they win a friendly competition? I've done my share. Anyone in the game for 11 years could be considered a pioneer. Vertical is only on its 15th year. And we all contribute in our own way. Truly, I have no beef at all. Like I said. I just like racing, carving, and pylon's. It's a dead competition that should be reconsidered. All the games are. Nothing wrong with a friendly competition to stir things up. You're great but would be surprized, I'm sure, and likely get a run for your money. $2500?...that's just superfluous. Even silly. Drumming up a crowd is what it's all about for me. This could do it. Wouldn't you want to sweep the floor with my arrogant ass? Shit, you would get to beat a former Marine and a 'talking-shit nobody' who thinks he's climbed the ranks after the greats spat on him for asking for a fly back in the day. But, if you want to back off, I still would understand. Guess not much changes. You know me man, we spoke on the phone a few months ago. I work with Martin and John at EC now. Just trying to have some fun and make shit happen. I'll see you at Zhills right after the new year. See you around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #20 December 10, 2008 Colon, why are you trying to change what happened 8 years ago? You knew the rules would/could be modified so OZ would win. That was always the case. Let it go, move on. DaveLifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
totalbodypilot 0 #21 December 10, 2008 Ok, Kid I'll let you have a shot at the title, for helmets. 2009 Easter boogie in the hillz, that should give you time to practice,...i suggest you do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #22 December 10, 2008 Don't tease me now. and with all due respect, I suggest you get current. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frost 1 #23 December 10, 2008 I love this thread!! Two white boys rapping Agent Lead are you reading this?? This is the most entertaining discussion on dz.com in a while!! Colucci, you're da man for challenging The Colon Berry. Shhiiit, if this happens i'll even help you with some swooping advice for your next Ranch Pond Swoop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SimonBones 1 #24 December 10, 2008 Hell yeah! I haven't seen this much shit talking in the freeflying corner in a while! If I can't be there I'll certainly be watching out for the video I know will be posted right?108 way head down world record!!! http://www.simonbones.com Hit me up on Facebook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
totalbodypilot 0 #25 December 10, 2008 Current, is all about "curancy". If i have $2,500.00 dollars to throw down to race somebody trust me i'm current enough to race You. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
