Have you heard that song "rock star" by Nickelback?

[waltappel 1]

Here's the "real" lyrics!!!!

Walt

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I'm through with goin' front float
and having to time it right
The first point's half-built
and it's breakoff height
this bellyflyin' crap
just ain't quite the thing for me
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new Lightning
with sequential trim
and a hundred-dollar rig I can stuff it in
And toggles big enough
for my hands and a family of three
--(So what you need)--

I need some tackified gloves 'cuz I'll be grabbing lines
And some dark sunglasses so I won't go blind
Gonna have the world record
By eightyfive hundred feet
--(Been there done that)--

I'll have a real tight strap to keep my sunglasses on
and for those off-DZ landings, I'll have my cell phone
I can land in East Bumfuck and
get a ride back to the DZ
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade freefall for a long canopy ride
Gonna grab some nylon and stick my feet in the lines

[CHORUS]
'Cuz we all just wanna be cool CRW dogs
gettin' on the plane first and take the shortest freefalls
Get out of bad wraps, cutaway to clean air
Do some scary-lookin' shit like we just don't care
and we'll open up fast with our canopies straight
and we'll take our slots; it'll be a piece of cake
Every great CRW dog's
Gonna jump with me
Gonna do some hot shit
with Chris, Kevin, Cheryl, and Wendy
And well...

Hey, hey, I wanna be a CRW dog
Hey, hey, I wanna be a CRW dog

I'm gonna have a hook knife
In case I get real tangled
And we'll break off high so we don't get mangled
Or look like dorks by landing in some trees
--(I'll land right next to the hanger)--

I'm gonna dress myself
in a tie-dyed tee
and some camo pants
and a pair of Nikes
Gonna laugh at bellyflyers
and all their silly matching gear
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade freefall hours
For canopy days
Do downplanes through clouds,
I mean "industrial haze"...

'Cuz we all just wanna be cool CRW dogs
gettin' on the plane first and take the shortest freefalls
Get out of bad wraps, cutaway to clean air
Do some scary-lookin' shit like we just don't care
and we'll open up fast with our canopies straight
and we'll take our slots; it'll be a piece of cake
Every great CRW dog's
Gonna jump with me
Gonna do some hot shit
with Chris, Kevin, Cheryl, and Wendy

And we'll play around in the clear blue skies
Doin' stacks and planes
and some diamonds too
We'll do downplanes
without losing our shoes
and do intentional cutaways
like it's a normal move

And hey, hey, I wanna be a CRW dog

I'm gonna float up smooth
and dock real clean
Gonna slide down the lines
like it ain't no thing
Hook my feet in the risers without having to look
The whole thing's gonna be like the CRW textbook...

[CHORUS]
'Cuz we all just wanna be cool CRW dogs
gettin' on the plane first and take the shortest freefalls
Get out of bad wraps, cutaway to clean air
Do some scary-lookin' shit like we just don't care
and we'll open up fast with our canopies straight
and we'll take our slots; it'll be a piece of cake
Every great CRW dog's
Gonna jump with me
Gonna do some hot shit
with Chris, Kevin, Cheryl, and Wendy
And well...

Hey, hey, I wanna be a CRW dog
Hey, hey, I wanna be a CRW dog

[selbbub78 0]

thanks for posting the 'real lyrics'...

... not many know them


CReW Skies,
bubbles

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

Good job Walt! and thanks for the link to the song.

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[faulknerwn 38]

I don't know the song but I love the lyrics!

[CRWCheryl 0]

Same here, but I am laughing and lovin' it!

[countzero 7]

in my best Cartman voice, "Awesome!"

diamonds are a dawgs best friend