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I just wish you two would get back to work so you can afford to keep my refrigerator stocked.
I just wish you two would get back to work so you can afford to keep my refrigerator stocked.
I thought it was "our" refrigerator?!?!
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YOU were the one who forced me to light myself on fire!
Well top, at least he does what he's told to do. That's a promising sign
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Frank
CRW Diva #58
Frank
CRW Diva #58
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Oh! You are right! Sorry!
Please keep "our" (mine and Sharon's) refrigerator stocked.
We haven't seen any money from this Orygun guy, so really he's not on the team yet.
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We haven't seen any money from this Orygun guy, so really he's not on the team yet.
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Oh no problem! Let me do some accounting here.
Let's see -
Looking at the stunts I have performed for your entertainment and the standard rates:
Fire gag - $2,000
Skydiving Stunt - $,1500
Animal wrangling - $500
Nude Modeling - $250
Bar Tab $5,000
Meal Preparation - $150
Less Team Fees -
You folks only owe me about $8,000 - You wanna write me a check - or should we keep it on account? (I'm assuming you're good for it)
Oh no problem! Let me do some accounting here.
Let's see -
Looking at the stunts I have performed for your entertainment and the standard rates:
Fire gag - $2,000
Skydiving Stunt - $,1500
Animal wrangling - $500
Nude Modeling - $250
Bar Tab $5,000
Meal Preparation - $150
Less Team Fees -
You folks only owe me about $8,000 - You wanna write me a check - or should we keep it on account? (I'm assuming you're good for it)
Didn't I tell you we were charging you the "Star Rate" at the house? That's to keep your fans away and limit incoming phonecalls. Since you obviously are such a big performer/entertainer, that would be befitting of your status. It's $10,000 a night, for three nights. We threw in extra security at no charge.
Oh and the "bar tab" is what you drank, not what you charge us! You work for the state General Accounting Office as well? And the nude modelling, you said you would work for tips, so you can keep the $1.45 yiou collected that night. (Ithink the dollar was to put your clothes back on!)
So I see you owe us about $20k, and we don't take checks. I'll just charge your AMEX account.
Have a nice day!
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We threw in extra security at no charge.
Being slobbered on by a retarded dog is NOT "extra security"!
No, that's the "adoring fan" option you wanted so much. The extra security was the heavily armed redneck chick. (undercover at no extra charge!)
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No, that's the "adoring fan" option you wanted so much.
Yikes - in that case, I'm sure glad I didnt ask for the "girlfriend treatment"!
-Or is that what the goat was for???
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Being slobbered on by a retarded dog is NOT "extra security"!
Did you know that Border Collies are known to be one of the smartest breed of dog? He is just moving at a slow pace so you can keep up.
No, she was there! She just rolled her eyes everytime you made a comment, had a glass of white wine while complaining about how much you drank, and then went to bed early because we "weren't really her crowd."
Check the breakdown on the invoice I sent you. Line 64 I believe.
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Oh well, yet another dysfunctional CRW/CF team.
Can I have the video of you guys sorting out your grievances in the air?
Orygun - don't take shit from any of them. Just dock hard, don't dock straight, and give em hell!
Stay Safe - Have Fun - Good Luck
The above could be crap, thought provoking, useful, or . . But not personal. You decide.
The above could be crap, thought provoking, useful, or . . But not personal. You decide.
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Top - docker aka Ms. Smails -
I know we've been joking around here, but I really appreciate your guidance and support!
I have learned to respect my elders and want you to know how much I look forward to learning many life lessons and cautionary tales from you!
When I get to be YOUR age - I hope I am still able to skydive!
I know we've been joking around here, but I really appreciate your guidance and support!
I have learned to respect my elders and want you to know how much I look forward to learning many life lessons and cautionary tales from you!
When I get to be YOUR age - I hope I am still able to skydive!
I think you were my age five years ago!
Keep it up, this is becoming one of the longest threads in the CRW forum!
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Keep it up, this is becoming one of the longest threads in the CRW forum!
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I do have this stuff just for the hell of it. especially the goat wrestling I want to be on the cool kidz team!
~Always do stupid things safely~
I do have this stuff just for the hell of it. especially the goat wrestling
No goats, no glory!
Sign up for goat wrangling this Spring! It's lots of fun and all the cool people do it.
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Top...would I be out of line suggesting a CREW cut haircut ( you had one ) and a good nights rest in the Goat pen for your new Team Member ? Too much ?
Life is short ... jump often.
Top...would I be out of line suggesting a CREW cut haircut ( you had one ) and a good nights rest in the Goat pen for your new Team Member ? Too much ?
Not too much! Those are great ideas and I will pass them along to the "Newbie Torture Committee."
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Yeah! I'm with you guys! We should really haze that FNG! Something extra-humiliating. That'll teach him for being an f'n new guy! How do I join this "Newbie Torture Committee" anyway??? Will it cost me more money???
I think to get on the commity you probably have to dock on Craig around 1000 times without funneling, and maybe modify your personal page to show LODI as your Home Drop Zone.
Life is short ... jump often.
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Keep it up, this is becoming one of the longest threads in the CRW forum!
so far it's the best thread in the CRW forum ever
I think it's great how how not having to bath opens up so much more time for internet forum posting
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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants
If you skip brushing your teeth or putting on deoderant, that frees up a lot more time too!
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