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my suit is stuck in customs until the fuking war is over... i was hoping to use the suit before i went over..... damn it... sacrifices.... its just a suit.. send it to me... hell i can sneak liquor into afghanistan what not an article of clothing????????
i just wana jump and do a trick
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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my suit is stuck in customs until the fuking war is over... i was hoping to use the suit before i went over..... damn it... sacrifices.... its just a suit.. send it to me... hell i can sneak liquor into afghanistan what not an article of clothing????????
i just wana jump and do a trick



DO WHAT!?!?! Are you F!N serious?? Is this what I have to look forward to???

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I can explain:
CNN just ran a story that US Intelligence has learned of a plot by Al Queda to destroy large American buildings by flying birdsuits into them.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I can explain:
CNN just ran a story that US Intelligence has learned of a plot by Al Queda to destroy large American buildings by flying birdsuits into them.


hhahhahahahahh fking gullables.... hehehe
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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WTF?! I just figured out what your avatar pic thing was. Good lord. That's awesome. Is that YOUR eye? Your ORIGINAL eye? Er... it's late. I'm tired. I'm working on a little something for the flock that I hope you'll all enjoy.
"¯"`-._.-¯) ManBird (¯-._.-´"¯"

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LOL ... I saw your suit already :P Did some jumps with Chuck B in his new S3 ... we've all been enjoying our lovely new birdman suits!:P:S



please send me a pic of my suit... y would yari tell me its stuck in customs?
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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Dude ... calm down, relax, take a few breaths ...

I can't stand seeing ya suffer this much now, lol ... I guess enough's enough ...

4H classification or whatever it was? Do you honestly believe that? Customs isn't holding back your suit man, it's already comin your way!

They're goin to kill me for letting out the secret joke, but man, you're just so gullible (sorry man, no offense!!)!:S



Trailer 11/12 was the best. Thanks for the memories ... you guys rocked!

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Le Roy,
Here is a public apology for a little prank I made. Your suit was actually sent to North Carolina already two days ago, on Tuesday. When Chuck came to pick his suit up we were talking about you and I made up the story below for you. Sorry for the confusion everybody.
Have a great one everybody!
Jari
PS: Some packages from Europe are actually being held up because of the war.

PS2: My letter to Le Roy below.



Hi Leroy,

I have good news and bad news for you.

Your new S3 arrived at the same time as Chucks suit, so it is here in America. However, the bad news is that we can’t get your suit out from customs because your security status is not like Chucks.


Wingsuits are classified as a GF4 class flight accessories and because of the war only patriotic class 1 personnel can receive GF4 type accessories from overseas until the war is over.

We will let you know when the war stops and you can get your suit. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Best regards,

Jari:P

Jari

"Hey, don't be afraid, ever. Because, it's just a ride."

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Geez, and I have to work with this evil guy! Jari, I'm going to make your girlfriend give you a spanking. Oh wait, you'll probably like that! :ph34r:

LeRoy, you have to admit that it was a pretty good joke. Plus, aren't jokes totally legal anytime within a week of April 1st? I hope you didn't lose any sleep last night!

Okay, Kevin... the sad news for you about the 1st all-metallic silver space suit. It was picked up by a very small British girl named Jo Malone yesterday. It most definitely looked cool! She even had silver shoes to match. Imagine a flock of these suits flying over someone's backyard BBQ. I wonder how fast the people who look up with call in the UFO report?

Faster Slower Longer... Kim

-Kimberly Griffin

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Geez, and I have to work with this evil guy! Jari, I'm going to make your girlfriend give you a spanking. Oh wait, you'll probably like that! :ph34r:

LeRoy, you have to admit that it was a pretty good joke. Plus, aren't jokes totally legal anytime within a week of April 1st? I hope you didn't lose any sleep last night!

Okay, Kevin... the sad news for you about the 1st all-metallic silver space suit. It was picked up by a very small British girl named Jo Malone yesterday. It most definitely looked cool! She even had silver shoes to match. Imagine a flock of these suits flying over someone's backyard BBQ. I wonder how fast the people who look up with call in the UFO report?

Faster Slower Longer... Kim



F!CK okay i'll be the first "customized" one then .. :D

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It looked really cool in flight too! Did 2 flights with her and Chuck, and she stands out real well in all that silver!!

Edited to add:

PS Sorry Jari and Kim for giving it away, but I felt the man's pain and thought he'd had enough! Hehe ... very good joke tho, you had em going real good!!


Trailer 11/12 was the best. Thanks for the memories ... you guys rocked!

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Okay, Kevin... the sad news for you about the 1st all-metallic silver space suit. It was picked up by a very small British girl named Jo Malone yesterday. It most definitely looked cool! She even had silver shoes to match.



Jo's a cool chick. We got her in the air at the Weston Wingsuit festival last year. She's the one in the red and yellow suit in this picture

And she is small! She doesn't even need a suit!

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Okay, Kevin... the sad news for you about the 1st all-metallic silver space suit. It was picked up by a very small British girl named Jo Malone yesterday. It most definitely looked cool! She even had silver shoes to match.



Jo's a cool chick. We got her in the air at the Weston Wingsuit festival last year. She's the one in the red and yellow suit in this picture

And she is small! She doesn't even need a suit!



Where does she normally jump ?

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG!! Kevin and Leroy, did you know that the word gullible is not in the dictionary?? BWHAHAHA!!

Suck it up guys, Jari busted your collective asses and you just have to say thank you. S

Seriously, how many manufacturers have such good customer relations? Maybe THAT'LL keep you guys from hammering with all the questions! lol ;)

happy flying guys! the suits look AWESOME! But Jo's silver suit? THAT'S the bomb. :)

:) arlo

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