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The111

I forgot how to fly without wings

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I tried to get in on a raft dive this weekend. After the exit zooed, everybody started to form a round. I was way too high and tried to assume some sort of body position that would let me sink faster, and I shit you not, when I pulled my legs in to where I thought they needed to be, I actually did a backflip out of nowhere. I found my boxman again and was on level with the formation, and did something that must have seemed weird to an RW guy - turned 90 degrees and started side-sliding toward the formation - from about 50 yards away! As I got close I tried to put on my sideslide brakes, and as logic would have it, they simply didn't work without wings. I slid right past the whole damn formation and watched it disappear in the other direction. I repeated this about 3 times - approaching the formation from different directions, with different headings, and every time failed to find my brakes, or to find them at the right time. I was like a really bad driver's ed student.

By then it was time to breakoff, so I turned and tracked like hell (managed to actually look like I knew what I was doing here), landed and promptly put my wingsuit back on. B|
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and did something that must have seemed weird to an RW guy - turned 90 degrees and started side-sliding toward the formation



not really, but cool nontheless
Leroy


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landed and promptly put my wingsuit back on. B|



Smart man.

Though I have to say, you Z-Flock bastards have ruined me. Last time I jumped all I wanted to do was track. And when I heard the PHI wasn't gonna be at the dz.com boogie, I got depressed, stayed home, never left the apartment and ordered out pizza.

Got so bad that I went to a doctor. He prescribed me a brand new PHI. B|

Unfortunately it'll be a bit of a wait before it gets here [:/]

Til then, I'm trying work out something with some garbage bags and duct tape.

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