travisjones 0 #1 January 4, 2008 Hey whats up I want to strap some jet engines to my feet to go faster than lightning. Does anyone know where i can find plans or help building these engines. Ram jet, soild fuel boosters, turbo jet, whatever. Im addicted to going fast and tired of using drugs to do it. I want to do the first jet powered wingsuit flight of a solid object or something. If i cant find any plans ill just get a shit load of bottle rockets. Please help im feening. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #2 January 4, 2008 DIY mini jet engines Edit to add: Make sure to get voodew or ted to get some good video Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
travisjones 0 #3 January 4, 2008 I was thinking more like one of these: http://www.tech.plym.ac.uk/sme/Interactive_Resources/tutorials/FailureCases/images/CH4Booster.gif But that might work. Thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 January 4, 2008 Quote I was thinking more like one of these: http://www.tech.plym.ac.uk/sme/Interactive_Resources/tutorials/FailureCases/images/CH4Booster.gif But that might work. Thanks You could go jump at ballunar liftoff next year, but i thini they built a shed over the ones they had there. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot1 0 #5 January 4, 2008 Quote I was thinking more like one of these: http://www.tech.plym.ac.uk/sme/Interactive_Resources/tutorials/FailureCases/images/CH4Booster.gif But that might work. Thanks I think going back to the drugs will be safer....... Edwww.WestCoastWingsuits.com www.PrecisionSkydiving.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #6 January 4, 2008 www.jetcatusa.comscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
travisjones 0 #7 January 4, 2008 Perfect! Thanks, now i have to sell alot of drugs so i can afford two of these bad boys, unless someone wants to buy one for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #8 January 4, 2008 with a wingsuit, 2 P-60's would do the trick. Check Visa's video on the Birdman website. For a heavier application, check www.jet-man.com with 4 pimped P-200'sscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #9 January 5, 2008 Quote Perfect! Thanks, now i have to sell alot of drugs so i can afford two of these bad boys, unless someone wants to buy one for me. Just buy one at first and mount it on your helmet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #10 January 5, 2008 Quote Just buy one at first and mount it on your helmet. Side mount or top mount? I heard side mount is better! www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony-tonysuits 0 #11 January 5, 2008 ha, if you want to look like the girl in "excorsist" Life is a series of wonderful opportunities, brilliantly disguised as impossible situations. tonysuits.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #12 January 5, 2008 Quote ha, if you want to look like the girl in "excorsist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #13 January 5, 2008 QuoteJust buy one at first and mount it on your helmet. Would be an ideal tool to practice frontloops! Bet you could do em reaaaally quick, without loss of altitude!JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyjester 0 #14 January 5, 2008 I´ve got a simple mind but i think some of your advises can result in serious injury or death to sell drugs is not legal.so the money you earn is not legal,so it is not legal if you buy jet-engines from the money! I promise,i will copy this thread and if somebody get serious injury or death while using drug-money paid-jet engines I will come back to you my advise: do all this in amsterdam,vincent vega said the cops out there quite cool have a royal with cheese and jarno can not be everywhere don´t pester the jester . . or better: WHY SO SERIOUS ? ? www.pralle-zeiten.de Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #15 January 5, 2008 Im strictly AGAINST selling drugs....DONT do it..as it will spoil my market...;-)JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #16 January 5, 2008 OK I resisted until now, but I was not aware that there were any jet engines specifically made by hoes.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peggs82 0 #17 January 5, 2008 Is there some great joke to this thread that I'm missing? To borrow from a previous thread/joke...this thread is EG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #18 January 6, 2008 Quote OK I resisted until now, but I was not aware that there were any jet engines specifically made by hoes. that's also JArno's domain...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nathaniel 0 #19 January 6, 2008 Why do you suppose jet man et al aren't using turboprops? Seems like a prop would be more efficient, even if tremendously dangerous.My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #20 January 6, 2008 QuoteIs there some great joke to this thread that I'm missing? Look at the title "hoemade."www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #21 January 6, 2008 QuoteWhy do you suppose jet man et al aren't using turboprops? Seems like a prop would be more efficient, even if tremendously dangerous. Well, I think you have it figgered out.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peggs82 0 #22 January 6, 2008 QuoteQuoteIs there some great joke to this thread that I'm missing? Look at the title "hoemade." ahhhhhhhh.... well see there you go! Clever.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #23 January 6, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Is there some great joke to this thread that I'm missing? Look at the title "hoemade." ahhhhhhhh.... well see there you go! Clever.... Would you like me to explain what a "hoe" is now?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voodew1 0 #24 January 6, 2008 isn't a hoe kind of like a spade??? The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot1 0 #25 January 6, 2008 Quote isn't a hoe kind of like a spade??? You mean kinda like this Hoe? Edwww.WestCoastWingsuits.com www.PrecisionSkydiving.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
