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Quotedefinitely not.
definitely not.
Yeah just Like I listen to the advice of a newly rostered wingsuit instructor that just a few boogies ago could not keep pace with an average flock in their average suit. Tells me they gots fity jumps on their new advanced big boys only big wing suit and they are good now.
This poison cool-aid Wingsuit instructor shit has got to be stopped!!!! Fags!
you know, Glen, if you weren't such an underachieving hater, all of your hair would still be on your head instead of your torso. Your incessant whining abouut this subject CAN'T be good for you. Take a break and make a skydive before you blow a head gasket.
QuoteYour incessant whining abouut this subject CAN'T be good for you. Take a break and make a skydive before you blow a head gasket.
You could have left the "gasket" part off.


You know you want to spank it
Jump an Infinity
Thanks for the laugh Chuck. I love you like a brother and therefore I can find the courage to forgive you for taking JP Furnari's foundation and refining it into the infectious herpes like virus that spreading through the wingsuit community. I know you take great pride in it but it has mutated, become unstable and very unhealthy.
You are a 100% right in your first sentence about me but sadly nothing behavioral can be done about the hair and its migration that is just my slot on the evolutionary wingsuit formation.
I realize that this translates into never being featured on a WS factory newsletter in the fly like a queer profiles section. But there is a very slight chance that some scientist will find a way to harvest my body hair and weave it in to a high tensile yet flexible material to make wingsuit rib sections from. This might get me a mention .....but no picture.
QuoteThis might get me a mention .....but no picture.
Dont bet on it mister........


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Shut the fuck up.
You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
QuoteHey Glen, Shut the fuck up.
THIS WEBSITE IS AWESOME!!!

Dont bet on it mister........
That was perfect, Eddie!
Hey for the record that was my serious flight testing of wingsuits face not my skydiver underachiever hater face.

THIS WEBSITE IS AWESOME!!!
Well to be honest it was better back before Jason drank the poison cool-aid himself and before fishhook was banned for life for hacking into the core of the mainframe.
But let this be a lesson for you young man. Don't say something on the internet that you are not prepared to hear again a few years later......over and over.

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Hey for the record that was my serious flight testing of wingsuits face not my skydiver underachiever hater face.
LOL.... Which face are you bringing next week? Base face?

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The I get to touch the pink face.
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has scallops please don't come near me
I've got all I need, Jesus and gravity. Dolly Parton
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There are good flyers and there are instructors and this does not mean the same thing. And I don't want to confuse anybody so at this point in time I'm going to have to claim to be TOO good a wingsuit flyer to be considered a wingsuit instructor.
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