TWA Wingsuit Weekend April 5-6 @ Skydive Houston (Waller, TX)

[moonglo 0]

Sorry for the short notice, it's been a busy month!

Skydive Houston has new owners, and is now a very wingsuit-friendly dz again! (They even promised me they'd leave the benches in for us this weekend; then they'll be changing our otter over to straddle seating.) I hope everyone can make it out this weekend for some flocking. We'll also be holding free first flight classes (pay just instructor's slot) and free coaching for anyone who would like to learn to fly and is qualified or who would like to be wingsuit-current again.

SDH will also be having a crawfish boil at sunset Saturday, so bring your beer and come suck some heads!

Check out our new website coming soon www.texaswingsuitacademy.com for our monthly TX flocking dates or to find an instructor near you!

Jenn Hinson
PFI#21

[The111 1]

Hey, maybe Texas doesn't suck as much as I thought.

I'll be there!

1. Jenn Hinson
2. Matt Hoover

Anybody else?

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[moonglo 0]

Don't forget the locals who aren't on here much but are always out:

1. Jenn Hinson
2. Matt Hoover
3. MadMax
4. Harry Potter
5. Susanjumps
6. Frenchy (Guil)
7. Brokeback Dave
8. Crazy Dave (if not busy w/tandems)

[SouthernJumper 0]

1. Jenn Hinson
2. Matt Hoover
3. MadMax
4. Harry Potter
5. Susanjumps
6. Frenchy (Guil)
7. Brokeback Dave
8. Crazy Dave (if not busy w/tandems)
9. Jason Romero (jarhead) if not offshore!

[moonglo 0]

Just got an e-mail from Bob, he'll be out minus one rig and his biggest suits due to some deployment issues with his Stealth last weekend.

1. Jenn Hinson
2. Matt Hoover
3. MadMax
4. Harry Potter
5. Susanjumps
6. Frenchy (Guil)
7. Brokeback Dave
8. Crazy Dave (if not busy w/tandems)
9. Jason Romero (jarhead) if not offshore!
10. Flying Bob (who will NOT be leaving his pc cables in the hotel for Jenn to pick up AGAIN)

[voodew1 0]

Ted and I will be there on Saturday

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[moonglo 0]

Jeez Voodew, get with the list!

1. Jenn Hinson
2. Matt Hoover
3. MadMax
4. Harry Potter
5. Susanjumps
6. Frenchy (Guil)
7. Brokeback Dave
8. Crazy Dave (if not busy w/tandems)
9. Jason Romero (jarhead) if not offshore!
10. Flying Bob (who will NOT be leaving his pc cables in the hotel for Jenn to pick up AGAIN)
11. Ted
12. Voodew

[The111 1]

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Jeez Voodew, get with the list!

He can't count past 10?

What about the guy Tyler that was at one of the recent Z-Flocks? Doesn't he live around here?

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[kevin922 0]

So is this TWAT's first event?

if the weather is nice I may fly down..

[moonglo 0]

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Jeez Voodew, get with the list!

He can't count past 10?

What about the guy Tyler that was at one of the recent Z-Flocks? Doesn't he live around here?

oh yeah, forgot

I've never seen Tyler away from Spaceland...and I think he bailed on Z-flock 4 at the last minute.

Where are you jumpinfly? Your e-mail bounced.

[peggs82 0]

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Jeez Voodew, get with the list!

1. Jenn Hinson
2. Matt Hoover
3. MadMax
4. Harry Potter
5. Susanjumps
6. Frenchy (Guil)
7. Brokeback Dave
8. Crazy Dave (if not busy w/tandems)
9. Jason Romero (jarhead) if not offshore!
10. Flying Bob (who will NOT be leaving his pc cables in the hotel for Jenn to pick up AGAIN)
11. Ted
12. Voodew

Allright...time for some math...maybe we should get Yuri in on this...

If we apply the standard DZ.com "I'm coming to this event thread" equations:

x = number of jumpers who sign up
y= the weather forcast
z = the number of beers drank the night before
n = the number of "i'm broke...but I still might come!!" coments
a = the number of "i'll come if I can get a ride" comments
m= the number of monkycndo boogies whores
T = total number of attendees

So we see....
(((x-n)/y)/z)-a+m = T

To save you the effort, T=2

[sdctlc 0]

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So we see....
(((x-n)/y)/z)-a+m = T

To save you the effort, T=2

Ouch No love there for TWAT's seen there....

Scott C.

"He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!"

[voodew1 0]

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If we apply the standard DZ.com "I'm coming to this event thread" equations:

x = number of jumpers who sign up
y= the weather forcast
z = the number of beers drank the night before
n = the number of "i'm broke...but I still might come!!" coments
a = the number of "i'll come if I can get a ride" comments
m= the number of monkycndo boogies whores
T = total number of attendees

So we see....
(((x-n)/y)/z)-a+m = T

To save you the effort, T=2

The flaw in your math is WE ARE FROM TEXAS AND WE DO WHAT WE SAY --- not like the rest of the DZ.com wingsuit liars!!!!!!

The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

[monkycndo 0]

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m= the number of monkycndo boogies whores

Sorry, this boogie whore has to work the graveyard shift this weekend. No whoring for me.

50 donations so far. Give it a try.

You know you want to spank it
Jump an Infinity

[PhoenixRising 0]

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Jeez Voodew, get with the list!

1. Jenn Hinson
2. Matt Hoover
3. MadMax
4. Harry Potter
5. Susanjumps
6. Frenchy (Guil)
7. Brokeback Dave
8. Crazy Dave (if not busy w/tandems)
9. Jason Romero (jarhead) if not offshore!
10. Flying Bob (who will NOT be leaving his pc cables in the hotel for Jenn to pick up AGAIN)
11. Ted
12. Voodew
13. Phil peggs/reply]

Allright...time for some math...maybe we should get Yuri in on this...

If we apply the standard DZ.com "I'm coming to this event thread" equations:

x = number of jumpers who sign up
y= the weather forcast
z = the number of beers drank the night before
n = the number of "i'm broke...but I still might come!!" coments
a = the number of "i'll come if I can get a ride" comments
m= the number of monkycndo boogies whores
T = total number of attendees

So we see....
(((x-n)/y)/z)-a+m = T

To save you the effort, T=2

Wingsuit organizing, first flight courses and coaching
Flock University
Tonysuits

[moonglo 0]

Mike Smith is flying this weekend. Does anyone want to do some flocking with the otter?

See ya'll bright and early tomorrow!

[The111 1]

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See ya'll bright and early tomorrow!

How's noon sound?

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[moonglo 0]

Thanks to everyone who came out to SDH this weekend to enjoy the beautiful weather and fun flocks! And thanks to Todd and the SDH staff for all their work.
Hope to see ya'll back for the Deadman's Boogie in late June - we've confirmed a casa and a helicopter so far!

[voodew1 0]

All I can say is I was one wet TWAT!!

The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

[The111 1]

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All I can say is I was one wet TWAT!!

I'll bet you were waiting the whole way home to type that one out...

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[voodew1 0]

Actually it didn't come to me until today -- I have totally lost my edge

Glad you made it out and got to meet Juju - he and I together are a team - not in a good way really

If you ever want to come out to San Marcos let me know I will set you up with a place to stay and give me fare warning so I don't plan on working (which is getting less and less)

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[tbellopa-c 0]

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All I can say is I was one wet TWAT!!

By wet TWAT, do you mean when The DZ Dog pissed on JuJu's leg?
Or, when I had to go pick JuJu up after he landed on the golf course and the golfers unleashed hell on him. I have never seen him run so fast.

www.skydivehouston.com

[voodew1 0]

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By wet TWAT, do you mean when The DZ Dog pissed on JuJu's leg?

First off Juju is just my bitch he is not a TWAT by any means
We would never let anyone who pissed on your DZ dog to get even be a TWAT --- by the way did you still let DZD sleep in the RV with you after Juju pissed on him???

Thanks Todd see you in June if not sooner

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[kevin922 0]

At what point on Sunday did it turn beautiful? I was flying down and ended up landing in Dallas because of the IFR conditions in Houston.. when did it clear?

[voodew1 0]

I was only there on Sat -- San Marcos had good weather from about 11am on

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