ScottGray 0 #1 April 10, 2008 Okay --- there are big blue skies outside and I am stuck at work. Being bored out of my head right now I pose this question: The Top 10 Reasons to Fly a Wingsuit Are: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Twice the free fall for the same price! May use on our next T-shirt, but will sell at cost to those whose reasons make the list.WSI-5 / PFI-51 / EGI-112 / S-Fly The Brothers Gray Wing Suit Academy Contact us for first flight and basic flocking courses at your DZ or boogie. www.thebrothersgray.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,489 #2 April 10, 2008 Only twice? Sort it out Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyjester 0 #3 April 10, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons to Fly a Wingsuit Are: 1. it is the purest art of flying 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.don´t pester the jester . . or better: WHY SO SERIOUS ? ? www.pralle-zeiten.de Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottGray 0 #4 April 10, 2008 Quote Only twice? Sort it out Didn't want to give anybody an inferiority complex. WSI-5 / PFI-51 / EGI-112 / S-Fly The Brothers Gray Wing Suit Academy Contact us for first flight and basic flocking courses at your DZ or boogie. www.thebrothersgray.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdm0912 0 #5 April 10, 2008 Bad spot? Who cares. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottGray 0 #6 April 10, 2008 Clouds ... COOL !!!WSI-5 / PFI-51 / EGI-112 / S-Fly The Brothers Gray Wing Suit Academy Contact us for first flight and basic flocking courses at your DZ or boogie. www.thebrothersgray.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpoxon 0 #7 April 10, 2008 9. One day you'll get to meet Scott Campos / Purple Mike / Uncle Charlie * * Delete as preferredSkydiving Fatalities - Cease not to learn 'til thou cease to live Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #8 April 10, 2008 Quote 9. One day you'll get to meet Scott Campos / Purple Mike / Uncle Charlie * * Delete as preferred (not listed)50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
voodew1 0 #9 April 10, 2008 Wingsuit instructors --- not a real rating and we charge out the ass to make you one of the cool kidsSorry I feel like shit and wanted to bust your balls The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #10 April 10, 2008 - You like a dicipline where lots of cash and windtunnels arent all you need to be able to play. Flying means jumping, and no other way to do it! - People already exposed you as a hack in other diciplines, so you see this new one as your ticket to stardom! - You like a dicipline that maintains the illusion its not your skills you need to work on, but rather another suit you need to buy! - You like a dicpline where amount of suits and fictive ratings you own are more important than actual flying ability. - You like a dicipline that doesnt bother with pussy basics such as 2 way and 4 way skills like RW and FF but rather enjoy jumping straight into the way cooler 40 ways and up. - You like a dicipline that allows for some rebelious actions at low experience levels....as that makes you look incredibly cool! - You like a dicipline where math can always be used to bullsh*t your way through discussions on actual flying skills - You like a dicipline where the manufacturer can be held responsible for your sucky flying, as the suit was clearly 0,1308 inches off in size - You like a dicipline where 99% of the action happens on the internet - You like a dicipline that has an exact list of people who most likely wont be there on the actual event 2 years ahead of us :) Hmmm...Maybe too dark for a T-shirt? And trying to fit this amount of text onto a shirt, only americans would be able to wear it ;)JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottGray 0 #11 April 10, 2008 Quote - You like a dicipline where lots of cash and windtunnels arent all you need to be able to play. Flying means jumping, and no other way to do it! - People already exposed you as a hack in other diciplines, so you see this new one as your ticket to stardom! - You like a dicipline that maintains the illusion its not your skills you need to work on, but rather another suit you need to buy! - You like a dicpline where amount of suits and fictive ratings you own are more important than actual flying ability. - You like a dicipline that doesnt bother with pussy basics such as 2 way and 4 way skills like RW and FF but rather enjoy jumping straight into the way cooler 40 ways and up. - You like a dicipline that allows for some rebelious actions at low experience levels....as that makes you look incredibly cool! - You like a dicipline where math can always be used to bullsh*t your way through discussions on actual flying skills - You like a dicipline where the manufacturer can be held responsible for your sucky flying, as the suit was clearly 0,1308 inches off in size - You like a dicipline where 99% of the action happens on the internet - You like a dicipline that has an exact list of people who most likely wont be there on the actual event 2 years ahead of us :) Hmmm...Maybe too dark for a T-shirt? And trying to fit this amount of text onto a shirt, only americans would be able to wear it ;) I'm going out right this minute to get 3 Big Macs and Super Size Fries!!!WSI-5 / PFI-51 / EGI-112 / S-Fly The Brothers Gray Wing Suit Academy Contact us for first flight and basic flocking courses at your DZ or boogie. www.thebrothersgray.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Professor 0 #12 April 10, 2008 Jarno, you are my new hero. Ted Like a giddy school girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #13 April 10, 2008 - so whuffos will compare me to champions like Felix and Jeb! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #14 April 10, 2008 in line with that last one- because its the coolest way to destroy an antique WOII bomber JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #15 April 10, 2008 Quote Wingsuit instructors --- not a real rating and we charge out the ass to make you one of the cool kidsSorry I feel like shit and wanted to bust your balls Wanna play with the cool kids, ya got to pony up. Yes, I said pony.Sorry you aren't feeling well. I'll send Glen over to see if he can offer assistance.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlindBrick 0 #16 April 11, 2008 Wingsuiting, where even anvils fly! -MaxGrav"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #17 April 11, 2008 Quote - You like a dicipline where lots of cash and windtunnels arent all you need to be able to play. Flying means jumping, and no other way to do it! - People already exposed you as a hack in other diciplines, so you see this new one as your ticket to stardom! - You like a dicipline that maintains the illusion its not your skills you need to work on, but rather another suit you need to buy! - You like a dicpline where amount of suits and fictive ratings you own are more important than actual flying ability. - You like a dicipline that doesnt bother with pussy basics such as 2 way and 4 way skills like RW and FF but rather enjoy jumping straight into the way cooler 40 ways and up. - You like a dicipline that allows for some rebelious actions at low experience levels....as that makes you look incredibly cool! - You like a dicipline where math can always be used to bullsh*t your way through discussions on actual flying skills - You like a dicipline where the manufacturer can be held responsible for your sucky flying, as the suit was clearly 0,1308 inches off in size - You like a dicipline where 99% of the action happens on the internet - You like a dicipline that has an exact list of people who most likely wont be there on the actual event 2 years ahead of us :) Hmmm...Maybe too dark for a T-shirt? And trying to fit this amount of text onto a shirt, only americans would be able to wear it ;) I'd buy one.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottGray 0 #18 April 11, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons to Fly a Wingsuit Are: 1. 2. 3. It improves your off DZ landings. 4. HHHMMM --- Clouds!!! 5. Bad spot? Who cares. 6. I can finally make use of my high school calculus. 7. Skills, RIGHT -- It’s all about the suit baby! 8. You’re a hack at other disciplines and this is your new ticket to stardom. 9. It is the purest art of flying. 10. Twice the free fall for the same price! Other Candidates: There’s a cloud !!!!! – Purple Mike All you need to do is fly your body. – Zun Stop f-ing with the base Jeff !!! – S. Bland American lift/weight ratio = Frickin’ big ass suits. – Jarno Dude, It’s F%$*ing AWSOME!!! BANG !!! – Nick R. It does not suck. – Ricardo It’s cheesy. – Just Blick-it !! – Chucky My Apache can spank you mate !! – Tony Definately got to have smoke and streamers, yeah, yeah definately. - Zach Wingsuit lander Ray Stone can be my friend.WSI-5 / PFI-51 / EGI-112 / S-Fly The Brothers Gray Wing Suit Academy Contact us for first flight and basic flocking courses at your DZ or boogie. www.thebrothersgray.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yuri_base 1 #19 April 11, 2008 The only reason to FLY a wingsuit is that people don't call you "flocker", the most embarrassing F-word on the planet. Android+Wear/iOS/Windows apps: L/D Vario, Smart Altimeter, Rockdrop Pro, Wingsuit FAP iOS only: L/D Magic Windows only: WS Studio Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #20 April 11, 2008 Quote- so whuffos will compare me to champions like Felix and Jeb! So wuffos think you are that guy they saw on you tube flying down really close to that mountain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #21 April 11, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons to Fly a Wingsuit Are: 1. You sit up by the pilot while girls flash for more altitude ( honestly does this happen anymore or have tandems ruined this too?) 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot1 0 #22 April 11, 2008 Quote honestly does this happen anymore or have tandems ruined this too? Actually, everyone with video cameras ruined the flashing, as well as the nakedness during the boogies and bonfires from years past.....www.WestCoastWingsuits.com www.PrecisionSkydiving.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RJmoney 0 #23 April 11, 2008 it happened at lost prairie this year. everyone should come visit this year.word to your mother, RJ$$ BASE 1117 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saly 0 #24 April 11, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons to Fly a Wingsuit Are: 1. Have wings, will fly 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Twice the free fall for the same price! --------------------------------------------- If you don't have wings you will never fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #25 April 11, 2008 Quote The only reason to FLY a wingsuit So when will you stop WRITING and start FLYING Yuri??JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
