Caption Contest!!!!!!!

[normiss 848]

Her: Just because we flocked doesn't mean we can fuck.

Mike: You DO know who I am, right?

[badenhop 0]

Mike: "I fly a wingsuit".

Her: "Okay, so it's not like you're totally gay".

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[DSE 5]

Mike-"You know I drink a lot of Red Bull too?"
Her-"Dude, I read BULL all over the second I saw you."

Mike-"Have we met before?"
Her-"Yes, I'm an assistant at the STD clinic."

Mike-I think you're the best looking girl here.
Her-Well, I better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I?

[Costyn 1]

Quote

Mike-"You know I drink a lot of Red Bull too?"
Her-"Dude, I read BULL all over the second I saw you."

Mike-"Have we met before?"
Her-"Yes, I'm an assistant at the STD clinic."

Mike-I think you're the best looking girl here.
Her-Well, I better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I?

That's it, thread over. DSE wins! Too funny.

Costyn van Dongen - http://www.flylikebrick.com/ - World Wide Wingsuit News

[joni 0]

Mike: Hey little girl, I fly a wingsuit, wanna do a rodeo?

Girl: Yeah, well so does my Mom, and she warned me about you. If I were you I'd run fast before she sees you talking to me or you will be in a rodeo all right, hog tied and slaughter.

[dploi 0]

Mike: "¿Qué pasa?"
Not Mike: "¿Qué tal?"

[siddacious 0]

Mike: "You know, I'm not wearing underwear and some times it gets a little stick-"
Girl: "Gack! Where did I put my mental bleach? Anyone?"

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[DaMan 0]

Mike:
Hi - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - wingsuit - blah - - blah - shoes - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - beautiful - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - photo - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - egomaniacal - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - last time - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - me - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - know you - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - camera - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - rodeo - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - me - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - Red Bull - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - cover story - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - sticking toungue out - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - leading - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - expert - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - me - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - picture - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - burble - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - I'll lead the flock - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - love - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - birdseed - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - 1000 jumps on one wingsuit - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - purple - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - pink - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - spotting - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - gay - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - me - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - tripped on tent stake - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - - blah - you want me, don't you?


Girl:
Really? I'm wearing pink underwear too.

Z-Flock 8
Discotec Rodriguez

Too bad weapons grade stupidity doesn't lead to sterility.

[DSE 5]

Put this post into Wordle...
See what you get.
www.wordle.net

[travisjones 0]

Pm: Hey whats up sweet cakes, I'm a wingsuit flyer, Hey did you know i have a wingsuit, and i fly it. I think ill just carry it around randomly the dz and set it next to some chicks. Just in case they didn't see me when i was blazing my purple gayness through the sky or walking around on the ground. You want to go make a purple sky sandwich. I have peanut butter. Can my dog come?

Let me get your number.
"mike pulls out phone and drops it"

Her:
"reaches down and picks up phone"
OMG you sick freak is that my picture on your phone? Were you outside my house?
"Girl vomits in mouth just a little bit"
Stay away. I have pepper spray and a taser.

[voodew1 0]

Lay off the pipe Chunks!!!!

The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

[Docfriar 0]

Mike: Excuse me, I'm a wingsuiter we are about to do a Flock, could you tell me where the turn back point is to get back to the dropzone?

Girl: What turn back point ?!?! What dropzone ?!?!

Mike: You know the point when you have to head back to the dropzone.

Girl: ?!?!

Mike: I need to know Jeff is going to be pissed if we end up over the Ocean again.

Girl: Who is Jeff ??

[BlindBrick 0]

M: Hey baby, wanna rodeo?

G: So Gina it was totally like... No shit, there I was, thought I was gonna die.

"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it."

[mccordia 74]

mike: *snif*
girl: Aahh...Are all the bad people at dz.com teasing you mikey...?

JC
FlyLikeBrick
I'm an Athlete?

[pattersd 0]

Mike: Blah..Blah..Rodeo..blah..later tonight...blah blah
Girl: Yeach! Weren't you just hitting on my great grandmother?

[notsane 0]

Mike: Wanna get laid?
Girl: Only if Nick and his Mom can join us!

[debussyschild 0]

Purple Mike: So, did you see how great I flew? Do you dig my wingsuit colors? Did you know I lead the flock... blah blah blah

Girl: (thinking to herself) I think I'll let him keep running his mouth, that way he can't hear it when I fart... yeah... then I can just smile and nod, and then walk away. Perfect.

"For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[Skwrl 56]

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Mike: Wanna get laid?
Girl: Only if Nick and his Mom can join us!

[Accent] Push! [/Accent]

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[DaMan 0]

Quote

Mike: Wanna get laid?
Girl: Only if Nick and his Mom can join us!

BANG!

Z-Flock 8
Discotec Rodriguez

Too bad weapons grade stupidity doesn't lead to sterility.

[Gato 0]

Him: "Is that your first jump certificate?"

Her: "Yeah. Manifest told me to go find the wingsuit static line instructor."

T.I.N.S.