On it. Getting together a few things to send over to keep him entertained (and a load of junk to fatten his skinny self up) and just ordered a used copy to send. I'm sure at the very least he'll understand it as a friendly wind up.
oh, and for the junk, dont send too much, you know, WL n'all!
Good point. I'm sure there's an old 220 round here somewhere to offset the junk :p