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A man had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but found it to be occupied. A lady noticed that he was walking funny, taking small steps, and with a look of pain and anxiety on his face. "Sir," she said, the ladies room is unoccupied. You may use it if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He was about to pop, and would have promised anything, so he agreed to her terms. The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there, savoring the feeling, he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Three white buttons were identified by the letters: WW, WA, and PP, and there was one red button labeled ATR. Who would really know if he touched them? He couldn't just sit there and resist a challenge like this, so he pushed the WW button. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. Such a nice feeling came over him. The men's restroom didn't have nice things like this. Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, wafted and swirled about, gently drying his underside. He knew what he was going to do when the warm air stopped and without hesitation, he pressed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom, adding a fragrant scent of spring flowers to his unbelievable pleasure. The ladies room was far more than a restroom; it was a place of tender loving pleasure! He could hardly wait for the powder puff to quit. When it did, he pushed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy, the ATR button! When he opened his eyes, he realized that he was in a hospital bed. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. What happened? How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies restroom!" "You pushed too many buttons," replied the nurse, as her smirk expanded to a grin. "That last button marked ATR is the Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

I guess that explains the slow speach during our telephone conversation today. I thought it was just a west/east coast delay. Now I understand !!!

There is somthing to wear that is not skydiving related??? I don't belive it!! It's folk tales!!!

Skybytch, How tall are you ????????????? Are you any good at packing? (A man has to has his priorities you know)

Boy, if that is not enough to make a grown man cry !!!

Dear Skybytch, Please understand that from a male point of view there are some things that you just don't joke about and boobies are one of them. That kind of joke will bring a grown man to his knees !!! Glad you had a fun and safe time.

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I have worked the 10 hour day/ four day work week for a couple of years now and love it. It's great having three day weekend every week and it cuts down on the driving time. Just think that you will have an extra 52 days a year to be in the air !!! Hope this helps. Mike

I like it !!! A man who knows the law and is not affraid to use it for the good of all mankind!!! A true patriot !!!

[font "Times New Roman"][size 3]And your point is? So what is the problem? Sounds like a NORMAL thought to me.[/size][/font]

Brian, I agree 100%. I had a long and heated conversation with Glenn Bangs (chair of the safety committee) about this not being published on the posted agenda. If the general membership had been better informed I think more that 12 people would have showed up at the meeting. It's not that I am for or against the change, its just that something that is going to impact skydiving this greatly should have be posted everywhere that it was going to be on the BOD agenda. And not in a little one line blurb about coming inline with FAI in a committee report. Look at the impact money wise that this will have on the average jumper. An extra 300 jumps for a D-Lic. @$18 a jump is $5,400. It will give more creditability to the lic. though and make you a more experienced jumper. Glenn said that the information about the change will be in the September issue of Parachutist. Best Regards, Mike

Really officer, I was just helping that sheep across the fence !!!

It is not a hoax. It was voted and approved by the USPA board of directors two weeks ago at the meeting in Chicago.

Think Deodorant !!! Have the time of your life !!!