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I don't know why, but I just decided to take up hunting I am sure it had nothing to do with the picture (hehehehe)

Well, since my weekend is seven days a week, my plans are friday, saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thrusday: jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump and jump enof said !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Marc, The question still stands regardless of which weekend, option 1 or 2. Come on, take the bait on a public forum Trust me, it won't be held against you (hehehehehehe) Dead Mike

Well Marc, it looks like Anne is not a happy camper about pic 3. So the way I see it you have two options. 1. Go to her house next weekend, kick down the front door and beat on your chest showing her what a man you are as you tell her you will post any dam pic. of her that you want ! 2. Eat a lot of humble pie this week while constantly calling her and begging her forgiveness and telling her how you are not worthy, followed by showing up at her house next week with flowers and telling her how all you want to do is what ever she wants to maker her happy. You call, lets see how smart you are this time Good Luck

Pretty neat! What do you call the white and black spotted thing next to you?

Sometimes logic, or maybe human nature, makes us jump to conclusions when a little more information might have prevented us from making a wrong decision. Case in point The Mental Hospital Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom & stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. "The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention. 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally, 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous. "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours

Congrats on becoming a master of the universe !!!! Dead Mike

1 for being declared dead from the first jump:5:1 (for the first jump) First jump of the day I used my work rig (370 main) and the slider would not come down. Was ready to chop it when it finally decided to join me. Landed in a sugar cane field where the cane is about 14' high. I couldn't even see the plane overhead. Took me about 20 min. to hike out. When I cleared the cane there were police, fire dept., ambulances everyone from the DZ etc. everywhere. Someone had told the DZ that my canopy was not open when I went in. It was even on the news that I was dead. Of course I didn't even have to wear a rig on the next jump because I was already dead. It was nice to know that the DZ took a proactive position to call 911 until it could be determined what happened. Dead Mike

Skydivers at this DZ are here to live life to the fullest period !!! The first time I went there they grabbed me at the door and told me that I was going to be part of the base of a six way 3-D. I said I had never done any thing other than 2-ways and Larry and Scotty looked at me like "so what's your point" at which time they said you go here, your the front float. You almost can't jump by yourself as they will even grab you on the way up and put something together. I asked Tami a question about RW and she said get your gear and took me on a jump to help me out. I've learned more in a month than in the last six months. And then there is the original reason that I went there, the "Carbonezone Cutaway Cafe" where the food is second to none. (Remember Rantol). If you want to suck the marrow of life out of every minute, then come on down the Skydive America Palm Beach, if not stay home and out of our way !!! Dead Mike (this is another story)

And if you are my age you also grew up without computers. Had pay phone everywhere and you children were safe in a world that has changed!!!

Think before engaging mouth!!! He is getting to the age where he will be having more independence. Do you want to provide him with a phone? Tell him that you thought about it and that you will talk to his mom. Then call his mom and ask what rules and expectations she has placed on him having a phone. I presume that that conversation in its self will catch her off guard. There are times coming up in the near future that you may want him to keep in touch or you may want to call him to check up on him. When you are done, set reasonable rules for the use of the cell phone and stick to them. In time he will become more dependant on the phone which as a parent will give you more control.

It's just another page in life. Congratulations !!!!

LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Me, Wife, one last kid, 5/4 home on 8 acres with barn, horses, dogs & cats WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Biology-don't ask! WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Nothing, have a touch pad WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Chess FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Parachutist FAVORITE SMELLS Roses LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Anything dead FAVORITE SOUND? Grandkids WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Loss of a loved one WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? How many animals I have to feed FAVORITE COLOR? Royal Blue HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? As many as it takes to get to the phone FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Done with that: Meredith, Dana, Lindsay, Ryan; Grandkids: Sebrina, Lili and Faith WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? God, Family & Altitude FAVORITE FOODS Pizza and about any seafood CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Only to the DZ DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No, have plenty of live ones STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Awesome to watch WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Fiat X-19 IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Dead, Einstein FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Rumrunners & Mudslides WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Sagitarious DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? No YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Have it: Pararescue K-9 Search Specialist IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? None EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes and always will be !!! IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Neither, It is the wrong size glass FAVORITE MOVIES Forest Gump, Matrix DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? I don't know, it has not been identified yet. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? None FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? None

Pararescue K-9 Search Specialist for FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) Urban Search & Rescue FL-TF2. The picture below is my K-9 partner "Cara" searching building 4 WTC. P.S. Clay, don't even think about it !!! There is no sheep in her background

I think I'll wait for someone else to tell me it safe. I still have not recovered or finished my medication & therapy from that last stunt you pulled

You gave him "good drugs"? Who do you give the "bad drugs" to? More importantly, where the heck do you work that carries both?

Foget loosing altitude, your talking about somthing that would ground the dam plane!!!! Skymama, I want restitution for the medication and therapy that I am going to need

I don't think Clay is that much of a man!!!! I think that any of my stallions would look at him and say "hey tiny, welcome to the ranch".

I was joking!!! You don't think that the thought of the look on your face pulling at Mach 1+ doesn't have me ROFL. You didn't really think that I thought you would actually go from Kansas to Florida by visually spotting did you? But if did, I want what you are drinking, cause it sounds like a whole lot more fun The offer to come to Florida is open though. Lots of room to stay, DZ's galore, beer and babes!!!! And being a good old TX boy you would probably like that fact that I own a ranch with horses!!

Dave, I think that he is referring to the thin air and the fact that you would be going about Mach 1+ upon opening. Instead of canopy, think streamer !!! It would defiantly be the mother of all hard openings !

Dave, you are a real man in my book!! Anyone that would visually spot a 24.6 mile jump through the jet stream has my attention. Oh, by the way, when you end up landing in South Florida give me a call and I'll pick you up and buy you a beer and you can tell me about the jump.

Hence the skydiving term "Catch & Release"

I'm sure that the telemetry systems that they have on the balloon and the skydivers will have them landing on a dime and leaving nine cents change. Even the balloon is remote controlled! We should all have spotting that good

Just imagine how much instant lift it would have with 200 jumpers going off all at once!!! I would want to stay on just for that rush alone