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Do you think my gf will like my gift?!?!?!?
Biscuit replied to kansasskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
it's lovely! what kind of stone is that? it looks sort of blueish in the picture..... ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy -
Why do gear manufactures promise a date that they can't deliver on
Biscuit replied to CanuckInUSA's topic in Gear and Rigging
Now now, Mr Crackers. I happen to know that most of the people on your crew are pulling down 100K + annually, living la vida loca, and dating some mighty fine ladies. M ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy -
I've landed out 3 times, once in a cow field, once in an old couple's back yard while they were in their garden, and this weekend in a horse pasture in the snow... good times. ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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I think they tell the girls it's a dating show and then suprise them by telling him, "Oh, and he happens to be a millionaire". We don't know! That's why we watch! Most likely she'll freak. Or he'll freak. No matter what it should be very interesting. ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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I am not ashamed! I liked the first Joe Millionaire, but I LOOOOVE this one. It's excellent. There are some evil chicks on there and the cowboy is adorable but dumb as a rock. The girls on this one are much more direct and not pretending to be interested in him as a person, making it all the more interesting! Basically, everyone is getting what they deserve for going on reality TV, so bring it on! woo hoo. M ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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Did I ask you for a gear check?
Biscuit replied to SkydiveNFlorida's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
This happened to me once and it absolutely BLEW MY MIND I was so pissed! I am the gear check nazi as it is, and ALWAYS have someone look me over before I get on the plane. I am a safety girl for sure. What happened to me was that someone I didn't know visiting from another dropzone started pawing at my gear. I should have said something, I only said "back off bitch" In my inner monologue because I'm a sissy, good for you for raising the subject. POLITENESS. RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S CRAP! This rig is the most expensive thing I own, ask permission before you touch it, please! Good for you. You're right. ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy -
He's funny! "My name is Carlos, I want to make love to you. Lie down on the bed and pretend your feet HATE EACH OTHER" hehehe ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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I didn't see anyone else posting this, and it gave me a giggle. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2560098644&category=11889 ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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I did the same thing! Only my rigger led my on for a while, "OH my god!" he says, "There's another one! Oh shit, another! What the hell did you do!?" hehehe ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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It took them about 3-4 weeks to get my card out to me, they also sent me a sticker and some heartz rental car thing I'm not sure I will ever use. That's all! ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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I'm shocked that my maiden voyage through the skies of Northern Washington went unmentioned! ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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Sheesh! What is this!? The oscars!? ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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I am not an expert on ANYTHING, much less AAD's, but I must disagree. I got a WONDERFUL deal on a Cypress with 5 years left on it, (less than $300) and from other new jumpers I've seen this was not an unheard of deal. Just pay attention to when the 4 year is and when the batteries are due and work that into your calculations... TOTALLY worth it! M ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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Josh, I didn't get a single pop up... did you go to the right url? M ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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www.despair.com ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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I just thought I would take a moment to share one of the funniest websites ever. Much comfort for those of us trapped in cubicles.... www.despair.com ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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JRCRACKERS here on DZ.com has done some kick ass work. He's not only a painter, but an ArtIST! :) M ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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ANd I thank you ever so much! And my knees thank you! ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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If you have ever rode the plane down...
Biscuit replied to gatorbait's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Twice for clouds... once because I only had 18 jumps and all we got was 2800 ft. I felt like the biggest nancy alive though, NEVER AGAIN. ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy -
Catherine Valley (middle name/street name) Hooter Meridian (1st pet's name/street I grew up on) You know... those really aren't that bad. THis formula kind of works! ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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Mine porn name is Candy Cummings. My best friend's is Molly Mounts. We didn't use any tricks or rules, we just thought them up. ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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Hey Kurt, I got a great deal on a used rig that included a PD 190. I put about 40 jumps on it and it was tough going. I weigh about 15 1lbs less than you. The guy who sold it to me weighed about the same as you and warned me it landed "Like a dump truck". While it is true that it didn't have amazing performance, I learned a lot on it all the same. It was HARD to have a good landing- but it taught me a lot. For the past 8 jumps I have been borrowing a friends Sabre 190 and have had perfect landings on each jump. It might suck, but if it's all you can afford (like me) once you can land that you can land anything. good luck! M ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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That's happened to me before, I was doing a backloop and whoooop- there it went! Got it on video, it's very funny. I was relieved when someone brought it in and I could prove that I HAD remembered to buckle it, it had just come unwraveled. ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy
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[people on email...unless they're running short in the shop, then he's under a machine and not on the computer. I think they have a guy out sick today, I'll bet it's a bit busy. ****************************************** The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic. -Patsy