ChileRelleno

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  1. Survivor is lame, they need to drop them suckers by parachute somewhere really isolated with only a survival kit and just overfly them once or twice a day to see whos still kickin as they try to hump out of the boonies.... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  2. Let my leg heal and I'll hop on the bus as long as i can have the window seat right behind the driver. You only live once so live it up! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  3. gross...huh? ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  4. Show him the pics of my foot,tell him the one about the aids infested hooker, and let him know that you care about him as a friend and you'd hate to see him get hurt.At his stage hes like a toddler still wobbly on his feet,he will fall down and if hes under a small loaded canopy its gonna hurt.... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  5. C'MON PEOPLE,SICK JOKES....those last two were NOT sick... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  6. The other night i was talking to this whore and she told me she could tell when a mans sperm count was getting too high,I said "wells hows that?" and she said "when I have to chew before I can swallow!"............. This guy I know was going to get evicted by his landlady who is a really skanky old hag,well he goes and begs her not to throw him out in the street,says "I'll do anything".So the old hag says he'll have to pleasure her,so he bites the bullet and takes her to bed. Well hes trying to get things going but he can't get it in and tells her about,she says "hold on second" reaches down and does something.He glides right in ,he can't believe it,one of the best fucks in his life!...So hes lying there smoking a cig and he ask her what she did? she says "OH,I just reached down and tore the scab off".......... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  7. big huge belly laughs,my ribs hurt!!!That was beautiful!!!!I'm a bigtime chili/chile aficiando and I've hurt people with my chemistry.I eat Habeneros like most people eat Jalepenos. Thank you so much for the laughs... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  8. Whats so scary about this bike?Its not going to kill anyone,they'll kill themselves when they ride outside their personal ability. I bet it has a awesome sound when flying along going throught he gears!!! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
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  10. BOY IS THAT THE TRUTH!!! I've seen so many jumpers disappear because of this its not funny. My wife is a NON skydiver,not a Whuffo cause she knows why after seven (7) years of marriage.When we first started dating it was "WOW,he skydives,Coool," then it got serious and it was "why don't you stop,if we marry and you die...ect..." I told her "Look its over right here,you met,fell in love with and want to marry a skydiver....make up your mind....about a week later she came back and said "OK"...since then its been "you made your bed sleep in it" ...theres been some bad feelings and arguements from her but shes learned to live with it and accept that I"M A SKYDIVER,ITS MY PASSION,BUT SHE IS MY LOVE! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  11. IN REPLY_________I didn't realize it was a blister until it poped ... ewwwwwwwwwwww!! Yeah , the Doc says fracture blisters caused by the swelling are fairly common BUT mine was the largest he had ever seen!!!!I was sort of celebrity at the Doc's office,all the people that worked there came back to see it.When they cut it open about a pint and a half of yellow fluid poured out eeeewwww neato!!! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  12. speaking of insurance.... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  13. In Reply_________Yeah, I am. I watched another friend hook in this past weekend (read about it in incidents), I've been reminded very bluntly this weekend. Yeah,I read and posted back on that one,I hope hes doing better?My best wishes for a speedy and total recovery. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  14. As I stated in my post "$18,000+ skydive" "thank God for health and disability insurance!" ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  15. Quote______Damn, looks fun! Show lots of respect to your new Heatwave Dave and play safely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  16. Correct X=kisses and o=hugs as far as I know. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  17. Good vibes and good luck ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  18. I went 7 months once due to a non skydiving injury,man did it feel gooooood to get back in the saddle! Right now I'm recovering from a broken tib/fib due to a bad swoop and I could be out for up anywhere from 4 to 6 months.Its been 3 weeks and the only reason I'm not competely stir crazy is this website. I WILL NOT BE BOUND TO THE GROUND,I WILL SOAR AGAIN! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  19. LMAO ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  20. COOL! thanks Freak thats much faster.I dig his impish laugh at the end of the last swoop. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  21. I would offer my sympathy...but you did this to yourself,I mean what were you thinking? "GEE I think I'll have very sensitive part of my body pierced".THATS GONNA HURT!!!!! ANYWAY,whats done is done and I'm sure that we all hope that you'll be sharing your new adornements with us and allow us to admire them.Doubtless you'll be getting some extra altitude from some suitably impressed pilots,and we "Thank You" I hear gentle licking and sucking helps with the healing process. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  22. Dangit boy!!! thats intense,I was just reading the september #254 issue of Skydiving and they have a good picture of this guy as the "Overall Winner" of the pond swoop contest at Atlanta Skydiving Center. Pg#30 BSBD ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868
  23. $1300 geez thats cheap my tib/fib is over $18,000 and counting. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868