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Tell them its what they pulled out of our head after your accident, that would be cool. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

VIBES guy __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load stuff into a truck. I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zip it up real quick? Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It is very dangerous to wave to people you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got. This thing is useful...I'm gonna go pick something up" I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store oftentimes I will drop it, so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential. I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips... This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty. At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He said "Do I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick." I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed. If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible... I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get ahold of me they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "what" and turn my head slightly... I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number. Something like, 222-2222. I would say sweet. People would say, "Mitch, how do I get ahold of you?" I would say, "Press 2 for a while, and when I answer, you will know that you have pressed 2 enough" I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid-back company. They said "Whatever. Cut em up." A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. People teach their dogs to sit, it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky. I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah, reminds me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like mine. In England Smoky the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog...' You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, al-right. Maybe he'll come near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16 ounce world. Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. G*****n it Otto, you are an alcoholic. G*****n it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right. I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufrane, party of two. Dufrane, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufrane, party of two, Dufrane, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, what happened to the Dufranes. No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You all are selfish....the Dufranes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct take over their mouths, and they're hungry. Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find the Dufranes. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

well everyone makes a mistake once brian __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Depends. Did you do it on your desk at work? That'd be a "smoke break." Did you do it on your bosses desk at work? That'd be "leaving your mark on the company." Not that I've ever done such a thing. ok, not my desk, not the bosses desk, but I've been told that we have a great stairwell that's dark and rarely ever used __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

ok NOT getting paid BY the person you're having sex with but by your employer . . . . __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

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So there's the mile high club for flying but what's it called if you're supposed to be working? Not a nooner cause that's during lunch. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

They made the 20 million to self finance the movie, that's pretty good. All they did was choose to gain financial support. That doesn't mean they didn't make good money off their video sales, they went bankrupt by putting all their eggs in one basket. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Trust me, it's a very small bank. ok yes compared to Disney . . . . but a lot more than the rest of us __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

yeah they are laughing all the way to the bank Quade __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

sleep sleep, I believe I did that a few years ago. i guess i've just given up on it, overrated __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Yea single __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Chris I TOTALLY understand how you feel!!! I've been down for 16 1/2 months and hate nearly every minute of it. Some days I can't even read the forums, especially on Fridays. I wish I had an answer for you At least know the misery has company. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

clicky __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

leave it to a gay man to know about oiling stuff up __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Sorry to hear the broken news, get better soon. I'm sure you've heard this but be careful pelvis breaks are a BIG deal. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Yep I'm Anal retentive __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

that's cool!!! Normally my family is really good about staying together for the holidays, but oh well __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Welcome to skydiving and Perris __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

For Thanksgiving, half of the family is in Northern California, my dad is working the swing shift so his employees can have the time off, brother always works Thanksgiving. Talk about sucky . . .anyone else having a turkey sandwich for Thanksgiving? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Welcome home Eric!!!!!!!!!!! Doesn't it feel great????? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm sorry for your loss Vibes __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

boy that would be really funny with a rainbow license plate frame __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH cute congrats __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes