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Vibes, make sure he gets to keep the stuff they pull out of him! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

should be working . . . oh great only 20 minutes until break time, no point in working from now until then

I helped our cash vault cart away $600K in cash and change. Single largest check I've held was like $68 mil and bank deposits of about $215 mil in checks sadly none of it mine __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

There is a time to wonder what this life is worth, when one we loved has left us for another earth. We live by a clock that judges us each minute that passes by, until the end meets us hopefully we live by and by. I hope that you listen to those that pass along, for their message is written, live life to the fullest as long you get along. Some pass the time by that clock wondering when their number may be called, for some the hands tick by never glancing at the wall. For when this life is over lets hope you lived it for what its worth. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

What about some human psychical response to skydiving. One of the coolest things I’ve ever done was to wear a heart rate monitor on a skydive. I got to see my standing heart rate, the plane ride up, climb out, freefall track off and to my surprise a major peek in heart rate right after opening when I go into what I call attack canopy flying (you know that first few seconds after opening when you grab your risers and check the sky for close canopies) then I got to see the rate settle down as I landed. Your son could put the heart rate thingy on different jumpers, as I was surprised at how fast my heart rate was considering I felt "normal" the whole time. He could use everything from first jump students to people with 1000's of jumps. Maybe he'd get lucky and have someone wear it during a cut away. It would have something to do with the conditions of the human body during freefall. If not everyone should try a heart monitor at least once, it was a cool experience. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

clicky __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

If the ex could go for 6 hours of mind blowing sex . . . they wouldn't be an ex

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing" Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the 'black man' in order to trample him and keep him down. L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out. Bill Clinton: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens. Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. [Amen, Gramps!] Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability. Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Ronald Reagan: What chicken? Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. Bill Gates: I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system. Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? Bill Clinton, again: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York. Colonel Sanders: I missed one? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

I did my first jump 7 years ago and still watch the video at least once a year

Yeah I know how you feel, I even got invited and was told I could be super float but alast the doc said "no" So I know how you feel!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

yeah the first completed 106 way I was on, we built on the 3rd jump and I was just looking across the sky full of people going "wow, this is SO very cool"

so are you a mom yet?

good luck and let us know how it all goes __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

yep its the koncordski, the Russians stole all most the entire design from the French/British team building the Concorde __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

try this one __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hugs

two words . . . Fake ID

welcome to skydiving __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

Wait wait wait, $18,000 in medical bills is like an ingrown toe nail

Congrats!!! Have a great time and watch out for those Otters, they bite

Riding the Bus Two bowling teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rode in the bottom deck of the bus and the blonde team rode on the top level. The brunette team down below was whooping it up and having a great time when one of them realized she didn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decided to goup and investigate. When the brunette reached the top, she found all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching the seats in front of them. The brunette asked, "What is going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!" One of the blondes said, "Yeah, but you've got a driver. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

hang in there lori, prayers coming your way __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

welcome __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes