Jayruss

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  1. Good luck steve, and don't let lori touch you!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  2. Got to love Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue", sad day __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  3. CONGRATS ladies __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  4. acutally it might have been better to pay the guy rather than put up with the ex wife. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  5. What a crime, the bitch sapped him dry in life and will from the grave __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  6. I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson try this clicky __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  7. males are done growing by 17, it wouldn't matter __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  8. yeah because if beer cost more when I was a kid I would have never participated in underage drinking __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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    drinking and jumping __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  10. MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR VIBES, I've had a skin graft and would rather break my leg again than go through that. And I hear a bone graft is worse, good luck Eric!!!!!!!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  11. "if you could read my mind" by gordon lightfoot __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  12. welcome to skydiving __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  13. While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. Paramedics were called and he was rushed to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle is brain dead, but his heart is still beating." "Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, "We've never had a liberal in the family before!" __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  14. we all know how you feel sometimes . . . VIBES __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  15. WAIT this is such a loaded issue. There is NO way he could say anything to his wife!!! Ok, "honey that dress makes you look like a fat slut" sleeping on the couch or "honey you look beautiful" then the press gives her a hard time and the husband gets blamed for not saying anything again back on the couch. Its almost as bad as the “does this make me look fat” question. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  16. my crock pot has been sitting in the box for years, and I just don't understand why it hasn't whipped up something good for me
  17. Welcome!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  18. You are NOT? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  19. Welcome Julie, we'll see you in Perris in the winter __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  20. you could always hitchhike __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  21. WAIT WAIT WAIT the list forgot the greatest stuffed toy to come out of the 80's, we all had them, our parents all stood in line for hours to get them, they were OUR children . . . Cabbage patch kids __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  22. That is so cool, I hope to spend 29 years with the same person
  23. Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg. Racecars, laser, airoplanes, its a duck blur . . . . __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes