Jayruss

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  1. AHHHHHHHHHHH splat __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  2. Good story Ronnie I hear what you're saying and its not like this one was the one its just out of the blue. I've always seen break up coming. I'm not much of a dater, I've always just had relationships fall in my lap. I know that sounds lazy but good things come when one isnt looking. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  3. 24 (and yes I know life goes on etc, you're young blah blah blah, more fish in the sea etc) I'm not that broken up just sad and you're right it did end or well kind of I just though it was going well __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  4. hum would one of those "buns of steel" things work here? or maybe 3 __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  5. yeah I know, I know I'm not even that broken up just sad cause I though I had a good thing and I don't like the reason hey congrats on the divorce!
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    Mistake

    hum, ok change rule to anything that takes more than 3 minutes, cause popcorn is a large part of my diet, its a veggie right __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  7. hum, rebound sex, I'll put that on my list of things to do this weekend
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    Mistake

    yeah, I'm thinking a cold Ensure shake. Follows my rule "if it takes more than 2 minutes to prepare it isn't what's for dinner" __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  9. dam you figured it out, will send Blue over to kill you __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  10. where is the thong? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  11. I often times get kids clothes, in fact I think I have my Scooby do underroos on right now
  12. WOW you could just lay the whole cow right on that baby
  13. thanks, not jumping yet two more operations to get me back to normal __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  14. wow do you hate yourself? naked CRW in canada, why __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  15. oh that would have to suck __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  16. I wish, that would be easier __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  17. Jayruss

    Mistake

    wow that sounds harder than pouring my dinner into the blender __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  18. just though I'd state the obvious __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  19. Jayruss

    Mistake

    Depending what kind of cheese that was, you may have comited a sin.... ahhh yellow
  20. actually i've been in this sport 7 years, but I get the "oh you look so young" all the time. i've been asked on a plane flight "are you old enough to be skydiving?"
  21. http://www.mycathatesyou.com try this one
  22. Jayruss

    Mistake

    What the hell is your problem? THAT's a meal! correction, several meals
  23. Jayruss

    Mistake

    Dude, read my profile. It clearly states i'm being held prisoner in Bowser's castle. Someone needs to come rescue me damnit. Oh ok, I'll have the jet fuled up ASAP __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  24. Jayruss

    Mistake

    yep, chips, salsa, diet coke, beer, ice cream, cheese, nothing green __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes