Jayruss
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we were loading in the skyvan once and there was a 300lb, 6'3" biker aff student crying like a baby. On the ride up we were all joking about how macho the guy was when he told that story to his friends __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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just use a gas powered blender http://search.cartserver.com/search/search.cgi?cartid=a-3439&category=atmaster&maxhits=10&keywords=gas+blender __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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I've been looking for this solution for a long time __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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boy it would suck to "spill" one's drink on that flight __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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call or ask in person, they like that more
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after leaving my "mark" on NJ, the friend that invited me to NJ bought me a shirt that says "friends don't let friends go to NJ". At least she was nice enough to deliver it to ICU __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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and the best part for the company, most guys wouldn't care what ticket prices are
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this gets better, in our office we had a guy fired b/c of a simi-sexual joke. But here is the best part, he told the joke 4 months ago. The woman who complained wasn't even part of the original sexual reference, she simply overheard (ok) then waited 4 months. And now we have another guy out of work . . . we're going to have to stop talking to women all together. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Share your toothbrush or car? Which one first
Jayruss replied to kansasskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Someone was brave enough to let me drive his car in Rantoul and i didn't wreck it!! I was so proud. -
Did you expect anything less? Hummm anal and toothbrush . . . .dirty thoughs __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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that's what I'm thinking, just use your finger with toothpaste. Or, heaven for bid, go without brushing __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Oh yeah actually a friend and I had this conversation after he caught his girlfriend attempting to use his toothbrush. But yes, we were bored and no I wouldn’t share with my SO __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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a topic of conversation last night, what do you think? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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ahh BEER __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Jump Ticket prices going up at Perris
Jayruss replied to scottjaco's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Ask at manifest __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes -
HAHAHA, good luck. No, you'll come to enjoy the pain you could even make it a sexual thing . . . Lori from Perris is a PT, she might have some advice. Oh wait, I broke my radial head hmmmmm. I wouldn't take a Vicoden before you go cause that's a little strong. Try a few beers
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Happy Birthday Hey this is kind of what you'll look like the morning after __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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such as? remember I'm a guy you must spell it out for me __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Dear Tide: I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my mom told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse as well. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip out, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out!! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!! I thank you once again for a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Our head pilot at Perris had a left side BOC because of a shoulder injury. Just need to becareful b/c you could never borrow anyone's geer, but no one should brrow your's either
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actually I've always wanted to try it, what typr of plane was it? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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WAY to GO, welcome to the greatest sport in the world!!!!!!!
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America to the rescue... A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. 150,000 Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots. The European community is sending food and money. The United States is sending 150,000 replacement Mexicans.
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I was thinking that skydiving wavers always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . . . . ''well, A Good Doctor would be nice!''