Jayruss

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  1. You go Bill, I'd jump with you any day!!!!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  2. I had one in each ear lobe, one in the cartilage (done two different times) and one Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down there __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  3. is beer a flavor??? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  4. Ahhhh nice baby wolf, oh wait AHHHHHHHHHHHHH my arm F@&king wolf __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  5. Its a sound you'll never forget __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  6. that's so weird Quade cause I though the song was about you too . . . __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  7. Sadly so __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  8. I disagree with you all, give her a call . . . . and include the "kiss my ass part" __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  9. HAPPY BIRTHDAY __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  10. welcome __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  11. A Ram, then you could just ram people and say "hey, I'm a ram" __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  12. Welcome, Jason! Was wondering when you were going to chime in here. :^) I'm sure that you, Molly, and Tim will be an inspiration to Eric when he's up and able to recieve visitors (soon, I hope). We were thinking of you all just this weekend... (oh, and -do- tell him how much he's gonna LOVE his physical therapists! ;^) ) ltdiver Yeah I've given some vibes these past few days, but new to DZ.Com Would you be one of Eric's PTs? Everyone, Eric is going to need EXTRA vibes!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  13. Let me tell you the tubes SUCK, no FUCKING Suck!! But soon enough they will remove them. From someone who knows, VIBES jumping friend. We'll com visit when your ready, so get some beauty sleep cause laying in a hospital bed makes you look like crap! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  14. have now __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  15. 5'8" 130lbs __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  16. Congrats this is really cool!!!!!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  17. 24 __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  18. Jayruss

    Breakfast.....

    In appreciation of our management being in a conference in San Diego, we had a huge breakfast potluck. I had eggs, potatoes, bacon, juice, fruit, and an hour of sitting around doing nothing. Oh wait I’m employed by the government . . . that’s what I do every day. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  19. I can't donate either, so I'll stick with drinking __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  20. An engineering professor is treating her husband, a loan officer, to dinner for finally giving in to her pleas to shave off the scraggly beard he grew on vacation. His favorite restaurant is a casual place where they both feel comfortable in slacks and cotton/polyester-blend golf shirts. But, as always, she wears the gold and pearl pendant he gave her the day her divorce decree was final. They're laughing over their menus because they know he always ends up diving into a giant plate of ribs but she won't be talked into anything more fattening than shrimp. Quiz: How many biblical prohibitions are they violating? Well, wives are supposed to be 'submissive' to their husbands (I Peter 3:1). And all women are forbidden to teach men (I Timothy 2:12), wear gold or pearls (I Timothy 2:9) or dress in clothing that 'pertains to a man' (Deuteronomy 22:5). Shellfish and pork are definitely out (Leviticus 11:7, 10) as are usury (Deuteronomy 23:19), shaving (Leviticus 19:27) and clothes of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19). And since the Bible rarely recognizes divorce, they're committing adultery, which carries the rather harsh penalty of death by stoning (Deuteronomy 22:22). So why are they having such a good time? Probably because they wouldn't think of worrying about rules that seem absurd, anachronistic or - at best - unrealistic. Yet this same modern-day couple could easily be among the millions of Americans who never hesitate to lean on the Bible to justify their own anti-gay attitudes. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  21. Quoteyeah what is he trying to do? Out-do my crash?Quote I still think you hold the record for wacking in Molly, how many fingers am I holding up? Vibes Eric . . . were are here for you the experienced club __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes