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  1. Well... okay but I've been skydiving for a few years now and haven't gotten married or pregnant. Thank god I didn't take up rafting. Chuckles,,, and "you" think "I'm" crazy????? Look forward to having many quick pack jobs, and many quick pick up loads this weekend at the farm this weekend with you kitty. BTW, I hope you don't mind jumping 8 ways with three rookies with 100 jumps or less. Welcome to veteran status... also BTW- in the inmortal words of Johnny Gates,, what ever you do,, DON'T pUCK UP THE EXIT Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  2. WE trained the staff, several years back at rome-- most were female. However, due to white water being like skydiving,, most have probably gotten pregant and married by now. yall play pretty now.. Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  3. ALL the way Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  4. good luck Jess,,, GO ARMY,, Navy sucks Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  5. You should try MEN...they are much better than boys but it is often hard to distinguish between the two ....can take days, weeks, even months to figure it out sometimes . hey,,, H AYYY,,, git de girl to hold up the BLUE pill,, she will find real,, REAL MEN begging to lick her toes Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  6. is she buying the "viagra" ???? I distinctly heard her say,, "Where are all the MEN out there"? Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  7. Space shuttle launch??? i got third degress burns on my ass at a drop zone thats been kicked out of uspa? does that compete Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  8. DUDEEE with a picture like that? with 1500 jumps? You got to be at least 25 years old I wanna smoke what yew are smoking-- no wait,, I wanna have your baby.. Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  9. FINALLY It looks like USPA did something perfectly right. I am very proud of USPA- I am very proud to be associated with USPA-- I am USPA-- Thank you USPA BOD Ben and Cary banned for life... August 16 Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  10. Okay! I need a hot dz.commer chick to come to SDNM's Water Boogie this year! You'd think gorgeous lake jumps and kick ass parties etc would be enough to draw people in, but nooooooo. This way if I have some hot dz.commer chick coming I can tell people that there will be skinny dipping after hours with said dz.commer chick! So what do y'all think?? Any takers? well, count me in,, and i'll ask tami if scotty is available-- gawd I just love his naked hinny and full beer can. Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  11. busted them all except Mullins Rocket and the Shark. Skeered of Mullins and can't find the Shark. heheheh Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  12. BAWAHAHAHA,,, PUKEEEEEEE,, gawd,, dat was funny.. Well Jello,, yew don't know it,, but a fellar named David, and a fellar named Mike,, or laughing dar asses off at the gold coast.. NOT that they ever did something like that i their early 30's--!!!!!!!!!-- uhmmm maybe 40's,, i'm getting old. Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  13. Glad you're alive dude, ,, Please be careful Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  14. i can fly baseeee,,, ask Tami Carbone Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  15. [Peanut and Lucky (My #1 Hottie!!) providing the typical Boogie maddness and Beazy Shaw making sure everything went smooth it couldnt have been a better weekend. I just want the first four words-- of the new rules making process -- at the "new Tullahoma dropzone. -- to NOT be-- Gawd damn it Peanut how bout,,, Damnit Marvin,,, or Damnit Scotty,, or Damit Beezy Beezy,, I honestly think yew need a partner-- How much will it cost me to buy in? Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  16. he borrowed dat outifit from MEEEEE Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  17. [ The truth of the matter is this Peanut: Unlike you, I do not possess the talent nor the coordination necessary to perform the butt launch trick. No special skill necessary sir wade,, just hump up over this log,, and do what peanut does,,SMILE, It will all be over in a minute For these reasons I believe you should remain the main attraction for the Saturday night firework show. You are truly the KING of afterhour entertainment. WELLL,, if i'm lucky,, we wont raise 501 dollars, and my *ss will not be severely bruised-- And I can pass the night peacefully and sober, just being a nice fellar on a drop zone. You believe this don't you wade? Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  18. I will be doing my 100th this weekend (Finally). What is the DZ policy on Nekkid Jumps?? smile,,, its that time of year again. In the old days, it was "Gardner" the base jumper from GA who always got me ready for the first naked one every year. Gardner has been missing, and looks like its Jello-J's calling out all the naked people... Hey Ben from memphis,,, we need an organizer ! ! ! I think we even have Lucky talked into one,, IF,,, we do this discreet. N O C A M E R A S on my dang wife. Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  19. skeered? LLL skitty,, i was born skeered. Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  20. Wade,,, i'm thinking,,, since its for a good cause,,That "WE" should do a double. (Do't even think it because Carbone is retired and got relegious, and has a bitch worse dan mine.) Lets hear it for WADEEEEE,, listen to that Wade --golf clap from everyone--- A double Class C mortar shot -- bent over the treelogs with peanut, by our side.... Trust me buddy,, nothing will go wrong.. I"m a "PROFESSIONAL" Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  21. I know that Beezy left an address to send donations. However if you are short of cash you can call and we can charge your credit card. Prior to the boogie, call me at 901-355-2629 and during the boogie call us at Tullahoma at the DZ number 931-455-4574 and we will run your credit card and give the cash to Kristi. Thanks, Mike Mullins Mike gave out of his personal funds about 10 times the amount of money we raised on the last fund raising boogie, in the middle of a Hurricaine in winter. Mike is set up to receive and distrubute funds. Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  22. Yea, Beezy is working on that ...... We will also be donating the following:(100% of the proceeds will go to Kristi's and Haley's fund). - 10 Closing Pin Necklaces - 1 Custom Para-Pet made with Chris's Name and Rig Colors - Raffle Tickets for a Carbonezone Free Dinner Saturday Night (Smoked Pork Loin, Rice Pilaf, Baked Beans, and a Salad) Tami uhmmm,,, peanut thinking-- shezammm tami, You have offered many good things FOR Haley Martin,, she may not know it yet,, but everyone else knows her as "family",,, I , like all of us wish it wasn't true,, but all you got to do, is look in them eyes. She "unfortuneately" will be a s_k_y_d_ i_______. ( I, like all of us old guys,, hope not) The sleeziest skydiver alive,, could not offer his ass up on de altur.. My ass is up.... BUT I ain't cheap ! ! ! ! ! C-Spence got 500 dollars for the "tits" at Dublin. I sey fuck de tits..... I'll take 501 dollars for a class C Mortar on an *ss cheek, using a tube and 1.2 inch base--- WITH a mortar chief of my picking. And the safety officer is NOT going to be TREEEEEtop,, Lord of the skies. NOR GARDNER or his nurse WIFE.. Course,, i'd like to have gardners wife there, just in case, wink.. Thats my "final offer" oh yeah,, beezy get with me,, I need to burn a load of CUT 20 INCH LOGS ? I dont want to laod them up to deliver them unless its okay with the police and firedept, to burn them,, I AINT BRINGIN DEM HOME.. if I BRING DEM,,, i'm gamd dang burning dem. and this kinda state usually gets me in Jail! ! ! Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  23. Wade!! I'm so glad you're coming, it'll be good to see you! And if Peanut is reluctant to shoot firecrackers out of his ass.. thats what we have Londke for. Although his girlfriend wont be there, so I volunteer someone other than me to light them. (Lonke shoots them out of his nipple ring too... nobody ever said he was smart.) ALLL FREAKING RIGHT,,, i wanna see that... Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  24. tami,, yeah,,, YEAHHH,, REMEBERA the good old days... Scotty was over there on the other side of the camp,, me,, I was FREEEEE,, free to do what ever i wanted. It was a good life. Then,,, scotty showed up missing,, peanut began to ge the blame.. Peanut looking for the NEW Scotty Carbone..-- Step up young bloods,, a new in-famity awaits youuuu because iffing i can just get my old lady to shut up,, i'll be able to sleek back into the background myself, just like scotty... Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"
  25. bring on the video cams!! WHAT not to do on the DZ after hours.. P-nut perfects rocket launch and hits his target Sweetie, this is not exactly what I meant by protecting your *ss on a drop zone. errr,, Yer not exactly helping here wit de skydiving animals. Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"